See you around, bastards. · 1:58pm

Why don't you go read something good instead? 

a tribute to fancy mathematics by ten speed: a thorough expository of cisprivilege. sometimes mares are ponies too.
big macintosh struggles with mixed feelings of being emasculated by ponies who are better than him but are also female. big macintosh meets with a variety of well-written characters all the while grappling with trying to not be better than people all because of his innate ability to be really good at math.
Lyra and Bon Bon made a strange couple, some might have asserted: although one was widely known throughout Ponyville for being a radical with a passion for ‘human’ conspiracy theories and the like, her partner was level-headed and urbane—usually possessing the social skills her friend lacked. Nopony quite knew why she fell for the eccentric mare. Her motherly toils were widely seen as wasted.
Hey, everyone. This is my first story in which I will be employing a few literary elements I've studied off and on for a few months now. I've tried to construct the story like a novel, using landmark events and filling in the gaps between these with scenes aimed at character development, plot enrichment and building tension. That said, I make no plea for clemency. Be vicious if you mean to leave a vicious critique. This is my first attempt, and I need to bring the rest of the story up to par.
The story is about half-written so far, and I will release chapters once I feel them to be properly revised. Don't be patient—if you are, I'll never get anything done.
Thanks for getting through all that text (if you read it, that is.)
- tajjetone
Twilight's life wanes and sets.
Celestia looks on.
Immortality is not a blessing.
Hey Taj... guess who it is.
The only reason I got your PM is cuz I get an email if someone sends me a PM. Just letting you know that I signed in two days ago by accident because I forgot to log off of my laptop, and accidentally clicked on fimfic. I actually knew somebody was probably going to be pagestalking me, so this didn't surprise me in the slightest.
I assure you I am gone, bitch. And what do you mean I'm... important and shit? I don't mean shit...everyone hates me pretty much. I'm sure everyone's glad I'm gone, including probably most of my followers. I was just that guy who wrote the dumbest popular stories ever. Not very missable...
Oh, and Spakfyre is a girl by the way dumbshit.
We left cuz this place was just getting too nerdy and too loserish for our tastes. It was just too fucking easy to get featuered, thus it was stupid.
I shot my writer's block to the death with a Pinkie Pie-Approved Laser Cannon of Ultimate Super Duper Happies and Burning Agonizing Death (LCUSDHBD).
I love this:
thanks for reading alicorn :3
>>282607
proof you've posted at least one hundred spam chapters:
- i can't count to one hundred
- you've posted more stories than i can count
- therefore, you've posted more than one hundred spam chapters
Name one hundred times I've ever posted a spam chapter.
>>246655
That it has.
>>183014
Well, I certainly don't remember anymore.
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it's been a while
>>175376 How was your weekend?
>>175312
Hi.