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the fuck am i doing

i dont have a fucking deviantart or a fanfiction account or a steam or any of this bullshit ponibooru sounds like a disease wtf
User ID: 54,531
Registered: 11th Aug 2012
Last Seen: 4d, 11h ago
Story views: 1,757

hi i'm tajj

Why don't you go read something good instead?

[Comedy] [Human]
A humble parody of My Little Dashie
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Twilight Sparkle and her bedside table: like two 'ships that pass in the night.
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[Romance] [Comedy] [Random]
A realistic view on shipping fanfics
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[Romance] [Sad]
Distance can drive us apart. It can also bring us closer together.
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What am I doing with my life?

tajjetone · 158 views

The product of smashing my face into the keyboard and minimally editing the result


how do i maths (a tribute)

a tribute to fancy mathematics by ten speed: a thorough expository of cisprivilege. sometimes mares are ponies too.

big macintosh struggles with mixed feelings of being emasculated by ponies who are better than him but are also female. big macintosh meets with a variety of well-written characters all the while grappling with trying to not be better than people all because of his innate ability to be really good at math.

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Cliché Shipfic Title Goes Here

Lyra and Bon Bon made a strange couple, some might have asserted: although one was widely known throughout Ponyville for being a radical with a passion for ‘human’ conspiracy theories and the like, her partner was level-headed and urbane—usually possessing the social skills her friend lacked. Nopony quite knew why she fell for the eccentric mare. Her motherly toils were widely seen as wasted.

Hey, everyone. This is my first story in which I will be employing a few literary elements I've studied off and on for a few months now. I've tried to construct the story like a novel, using landmark events and filling in the gaps between these with scenes aimed at character development, plot enrichment and building tension. That said, I make no plea for clemency. Be vicious if you mean to leave a vicious critique. This is my first attempt, and I need to bring the rest of the story up to par.

The story is about half-written so far, and I will release chapters once I feel them to be properly revised. Don't be patient—if you are, I'll never get anything done.

Thanks for getting through all that text (if you read it, that is.)

- tajjetone

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The Plight of the Eternal

Twilight's life wanes and sets.

Celestia looks on.

Immortality is not a blessing.

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Taken for Granite

Tom and Bloomberg are two vastly different... entities... that immediately catch each other's eyes; alas, how swiftly things must fade.


...Why did I write this again?

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Prose Before Hoes

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Tom X Bloomberg, written as a postmodern tragedy. Or something. Why did I write this.
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Lyra and Bon Bon's relationship takes a few ups and downs. An experiment in plot and character development.
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Everything is fleeting. Life is short and evanescent, and all must eventually come to an end.
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#296273 · 16w, 1d ago · · ·
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Hey Taj... guess who it is.

The only reason I got your PM is cuz I get an email if someone sends me a PM. Just letting you know that I signed in two days ago by accident because I forgot to log off of my laptop, and accidentally clicked on fimfic. I actually knew somebody was probably going to be pagestalking me, so this didn't surprise me in the slightest.

I assure you I am gone, bitch. And what do you mean I'm... important and shit? I don't mean shit...everyone hates me pretty much. I'm sure everyone's glad I'm gone, including probably most of my followers. I was just that guy who wrote the dumbest popular stories ever. Not very missable...

Oh, and Spakfyre is a girl by the way dumbshit. :twilightsmile: We left cuz this place was just getting too nerdy and too loserish for our tastes. It was just too fucking easy to get featuered, thus it was stupid.

#295220 · 16w, 1d ago · · ·
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I shot my writer's block to the death with a Pinkie Pie-Approved Laser Cannon of Ultimate Super Duper Happies and Burning Agonizing Death (LCUSDHBD).

#290239 · 16w, 5d ago · · ·
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I love this:

Authors Note:

pls give me lots of upvote :)))

#290120 · 16w, 5d ago · · ·
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thanks for reading alicorn :3 :rainbowkiss:

#289983 · 16w, 5d ago · 1 · ·
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>>282607

proof you've posted at least one hundred spam chapters:

- i can't count to one hundred

- you've posted more stories than i can count

- therefore, you've posted more than one hundred spam chapters

#282607 · 17w, 2d ago · 1 · 3 ·
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Name one hundred times I've ever posted a spam chapter.

#261506 · 19w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>246655

That it has.

>>183014

Well, I certainly don't remember anymore.

#246655 · 21w, 10h ago · · ·
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tajjjjjjjjjjjj

it's been a while

#183014 · 27w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>175376 How was your weekend?

#175376 · 28w, 2d ago · · ·
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