how do i maths (a tribute)

a tribute to fancy mathematics by ten speed: a thorough expository of cisprivilege. sometimes mares are ponies too.

big macintosh struggles with mixed feelings of being emasculated by ponies who are better than him but are also female. big macintosh meets with a variety of well-written characters all the while grappling with trying to not be better than people all because of his innate ability to be really good at math.

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TeXXy

TeXXy #1 · Jan 22nd, 2013 · 4 · 8 ·

this is beautiful i luv ur writing style

Critical Lighthouse

Critical Lighthouse #2 · Jan 22nd, 2013 · 6 · ·

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Jwhiz

Jwhiz #3 · Jan 22nd, 2013 · 5 · ·

>A variety of well-written characters
Let's let readers be the judge of that.

Sorren

Sorren #4 · Jan 22nd, 2013 · 7 · 1 ·

In the time it took you to write this story, you could have tied a rope around your neck and played lasso with the other end for car antennae on the freeway.

Sagacity

Sagacity #5 · Jan 22nd, 2013 · 2 · ·

Check your privilege! Also your capitalization.

Chuckward

Chuckward #6 · Jan 22nd, 2013 · 1 · ·

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Oh you're just as nice as ever.

Sorren

Sorren #7 · Jan 22nd, 2013 · 2 · ·

2004632 Yeppers. I'm nice when I feel I should be nice. You have seen me being nice, haven't you?

Chuckward

Chuckward #8 · Jan 22nd, 2013 · 2 · ·

2004645
Not yet. Oh well, the time shall come.

Riften Guard

Riften Guard #9 · Jan 22nd, 2013 · 1 · ·

yup it's a troll, we got another one over here!

Mr Ignorable

Mr Ignorable #10 · Jan 23rd, 2013 · 14 · ·

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one time it was morning

AND SO BEGINS THE GREATEST ADVENTURE FILLED WITH DARING HEROICS AND FUCKING QUESTS TO GET FIFTEEN CRAB LORDS FROM FROM SCRUBVANIA! OH WAIT, NO, ITS A FANFICTION! LET'S DOOOOOO THIIIIIIIIIIS.

are you up yet big brother there is things to eat for breakfast

YES. LIKE VINE RIPPENED BLUE WAFFLES.

apple bloom you’re a bad pony and nobody likes you so just stop trying

Actually that's the truth. :/

was at cooking because she one time tried to make cupcakes with his friend pinkie pie. it didn’t work.

WHY DO YOU HATE CAPITALIZATION. IT'S YOUR FRIEND.

so he stood up and started to walk down the stairs

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it was also his sister applejack’s and his sister apple bloom’s and his mom or something (i’m too lazy to look this up) granny smith (maybe his grandma)

HER NAME THAT THEY REFER TO HER INSIDE THE SHOW ABOUT PONIES IS GRANNY SMITH. AS IN GRANDMOTHER SMITH. AS IN THE APPLES MADE FROM ILLEGAL IMMIGRANT SWEAT.

he’s a stallion (a guy pony)

Really? I thought he was an anthro furry potato dong from space. Well you learn something new everyday :/.

and that’s also why none of his sisters are smart

2013 FOLKS, THE YEAR OF THE SEXIST.

one time pinkie pie came over to big macintosh’s house and she was looking at a thing

SILLY ME, WHY WOULD I HAVE EVER THOUGHT THAT THERE A WAY TO EVEN BEGIN TO FIX THIS SENTENCE.

it was a plane. he was building a plane because he was tired of the pegasuses having flight privilege

Because you know something? Screw the fact that they don't even have CARS. OR BULLET TRAINS. Let's just skip ahead a couple 200 years alright? ALRIGHT.

cisprivilege

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING?WHAT EVEN IS THIS?!

r/mensrights

I just lost the will to Even.

then he flied a lot and pinkie pie painted it pink (lol thats a lot of pink) and then he felt emasculated and uncomfortable at the fact that sometimes women can make decisions too.

OH SORRY, I DIDN'T REALIZE YOU HAD NO NEED FOR BASIC GRAMMATIC SKILLS AND SENSITIVITY TO BE A FUCKING MEMBER OF SOCIETY.

he was uncomfortable and felt emasculated by the fact that he owned a doll

EVEN THOUGH HE WAS SEEN AT THE END OF THE EPISODE GRABBING IT AND RUNNING AWAY WITH A FACE LIKE HE WAS GOING TO FUCK IT?

twilight sparkle is smart and also a mare.

OH MY GOD, BOTH OF THESE THINGS CAN HAPPEN TO A MARE?! WE MUST BURN THE ABOMINATION BEFORE IT REPRODUCES.

both in his policy of not letting mares be better than him and also in liking to make sexual advances. he decided to go with the latter.

Yeah okay. Okay, OKAY, OKAY OKAY OKAY OKAY.

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So in conclusion: My E-Peen is bigger than yours :3.

Twidity

Twidity #11 · Jan 23rd, 2013 · 3 · ·

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Angel

Angel #12 · Jan 23rd, 2013 · · ·

Wait a minute... this is going to be continued? You need a proofreader or editor, stat!

Distrance

Distrance #13 · Jan 23rd, 2013 · 2 · ·

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Goldy

Goldy #14 · Jan 23rd, 2013 · 2 · 1 ·

0. I lost 7 IQ points reading this.

1. You're a fail troll. Idiocy =/= troll.

2. No, I will you lots of upvote >:CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCC

3. Please remove this fic. It's just cancerous and is the reason this website is quickly declining.

4. go back to ponychan

Danbo

Danbo #15 · Jan 23rd, 2013 · · ·

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I don't normally comment. But I laughed way too hard.

Jewbacca

Jewbacca #16 · Jan 23rd, 2013 · 1 · 2 ·

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Which simply states that you're a dumbfuck and you can't write. I mean, Jesus, even the most infamous trollfic writers actually could write like a normal. Fucking. Human. Being. (Punctuation is great to add emphasis)

I hope you decide to take this piece of fiction and burn it in an open fire.

The Grey Pegasus

The Grey Pegasus #17 · Jan 23rd, 2013 · 2 · ·

More like "How do I Grammar".... I'm really wondering how you were even able to write this (or how painful it was), looking at your other perfectly sane stuff.

tajjetone

tajjetone #18 · Jan 23rd, 2013 · 1 · 1 ·

2004860

Going out of troll to applaud you on the most fucking amazing comment I've ever received.

tajjetone

tajjetone #19 · Jan 23rd, 2013 · 1 · 2 ·

2005446
It was this or write an essay for Spanish.

2004225
wai tank u <4

2004413
I won't lie. Your comment made me laugh.

2005053
wuts a profreder

2005161

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i can't even count that high, bro

TeXXy

TeXXy #20 · Jan 23rd, 2013 · 1 · ·

2005506
They took my comment seriously.

notMurphy

notMurphy #21 · Jan 23rd, 2013 · · ·

So many layers... it wud bran-hurt even reddible.

But it does make me think.
You have a talent for combining dissonant themes.
I'm counting... what, for or five different Big Mac fics in there?
On the balance I think I enjoyed this, but then again I used to eat lemons as a child.