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User ID: 45,944
Registered: 6th Jul 2012
Last Seen: 39m, 50s ago
Story views: 9,510

Sup guys. The name's Distorted Truth. I love writing. I also do some VA work and i am currently in the process of making a pony song. I'm from Arkansas, love football and I've been a brony since April 2012. I actually used to be a hater but then ponies got me out of a really deep depression. I love y'all. thanks for reading.

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What happens when the Reds and Blues finally get Church out of the Epsilon unit? Caboose decides he wants a turn in the unit, of course! What happens next? Well let's just say he always did say he wanted a pony, now he has a world full of them.
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Silly Octavia, Vinyl's not a vampire, right?
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Due to some unfortunate death, you�re sent to the private school of your dreams.
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Sweetie Belle has moved to Canterlot for college. Away from both her best friends, living in a dorm room with the last pony she expected and simply glad to be away from Diamond Tiara, Sweetie learns things her classes could never teach her.
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Due to my usual style of writing at night, and my job shifts hitting directly on my time of writing, I haven't been able to do Jak shit (haha get it). now, I just downloaded the last of us. that will also take up some of my time. Don't know how much. I heard 17 hour runthrough. If you spoil anything I will hunt you down and you shall know the true meaning of pain. Just ask Prince Solstice. He knows what I can do.

Love,

     Distorted

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Latest Stories


Jak and Daxter: The Equestrian Front

Jak and Daxter have found a new Rift Gate. It leads to a land full of... ponies?

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Jak and Daxter: Guardians of Equestria

The second installment of my Jak and Daxter Trilogy.

After the Rift Gate was destroyed, Jak must accept Equestria as his new home. A new evil begins to spread, and our hero finds himself in a battle he may not be able to win

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1,437 words · 196 views  ·  38  ·  2  · 

Princess Mi Amore Cadenza's Sh*tfaced Ramblings

Cadance is lonely. She is drunk. She has her diary. Let her tell you her tale.

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Celestia's Drunken Rambling

Celestia drunkenly writes in her diary about the mane 6. Teen due to language and sexual themes

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The Ramblings of a Drunken Twilight Princess... Er... Princess Twilight

The second installment of the Royal Ramblings Series. Twilight reflects on her first day as a Princess

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#402499 · 11w, 12h ago · · ·
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Thanks for the fav on A Song of Ice and Ponies!

#395021 · 11w, 4d ago · · ·
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I'm baaaaaaaack! :pinkiehappy:

#380879 · 12w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>380830 Oh God, I'm totally freaking out

:pinkiegasp:

#380830 · 12w, 4d ago · · ·
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Please remain calm while under observation. :twilightsmile:

#349820 · 15w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>349812 Well, thank you.

#349812 · 15w, 4d ago · · ·
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>>349809 hey you deserved it bro

#349809 · 15w, 4d ago · · ·
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Even though I really was joking. Thanks for the watch anyway. *hugs you*

#348499 · 15w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>348497 meh, procrastination is always fun

#348497 · 15w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>348496 I still need to write a paper, probably should have done that before entering a new story, huh?

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