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Story Collections

I have a handful of stand-alone stories that are either set in the same continuity as each other or thematically related in some way.  Here are the collections:

Twilight Holmes

These stories are set in the Twilight Holmes continuity.  Here they are in chronological order:

     It's Elementary, My Dear Rainbow

     Twilight Holmes: Sabotage After Sunset

     Salting Snails

     Twilight Holmes: The Mystery of Basil Bones

Heat Trilogy

A trilogy of saucy tales covering the starts of three heated relationships within the mane six.

     Heat of the Moment (Twilight and Rainbow Dash)

     Finding Her Smile (Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy)

     pending (Applejack and Rarity)

Variety is the Spice of Life Challenge

A shipping challenge of epic proportions, which I am going to play in hard-mode: all fifteen prompts, all fifteen ships.

     TwiDash: Little Wonders (Prompt: A Kiss)

     AppleDash: The Great Cider Heist (Prompt: An Anniversary)

     RariDash: (Prompt: A Gift)

     FlutterDash: Hummingbird Heartbeat (Prompt: An Apology)

     PinkieDash: (Prompt: A Game)

     TwiJack: (Prompt: An Illness)

     RariLight:

     TwiShy:

     TwiPie:

     RariJack:

     AppleShy:

     ApplePie: (Prompt: A Reunion)

     RariShy:

     RariPie: (Prompt: A Date)

     FlutterPie:

Variety is the Spice of Life Challenge Extra Spicy Edition

Because I'm crazy, I'm playing on hard-mode twice.  The Extra Spicy Edition is the challenge again, only for these the stories are erotica.  Fifteen prompts, fifteen pairings, fifteen stories filled with ponisex.

     TwiDash:

     AppleDash:

     RariDash: Tap That (Prompt: A Proposal)

     FlutterDash:

     PinkieDash:

     TwiJack: Home Grown (Prompt: A Birth)

     RariLight:

     TwiShy:

     TwiPie:

     RariJack: Unnamed Heat Trilogy Conclusion (Prompt: A Wedding)

     AppleShy:

     ApplePie:

     RariShy:

     RariPie:

     FlutterPie: Finding Her Smile (Prompt: A Date)

Latest Stories

  • T Seeking Answers

    Some questions have easy answers. Why Applejack never revealed her feelings for Twilight was a question like that. However, some questions are more difficult to answer than they first appear.  · bats
    11,723 words · 1,432 views  ·  239  ·  11
  • T Twilight Holmes: The Mystery of Basil Bones

    When the famous detective, Basil Bones, comes to Ponyville, it seems like everypony has a case for him. His results are impressive, but his methods are questionable. It's up to Twilight and her girlfriend Rainbow Dash to get to the bottom of this.  · bats
    26,369 words · 616 views  ·  87  ·  6
  • E The Thinkin' Spot

    During Winter Wrap Up, Applejack shares with Twilight her favorite spot in all of Ponyville for thinking.  · bats
    5,282 words · 1,569 views  ·  262  ·  10
  • T The Mailbox: Reloaded

    The Mane Six have left Ponyville for the summer, each traveling to a different part of Equestria for different reasons. But a few months and a little distance can't stop their friendship!  · bats
    34,592 words · 680 views  ·  87  ·  22
  • T Rolling With the Punches

    Twilight's plans for a sleepover are tested when most of her guests have to cancel, but Applejack convinces her they can have fun together with just each other's company.  · bats
    8,353 words · 7,162 views  ·  801  ·  29
  • T Twilight's Hearth's Warming Carol

    On Hearth's Warming Eve, Twilight is visited by three ghosts, who take her on a journey across time to show her what she's almost missed.  · bats
    16,390 words · 2,285 views  ·  257  ·  10
  • T Hummingbird Heartbeat

    Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy have had a rocky relationship, with ups and downs over the course of years, and Rainbow thinks she's ready to call it quits for good.  · bats
    9,168 words · 2,685 views  ·  242  ·  7
  • E Salting Snails

    While Apple Bloom is on vacation, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle struggle to find something to do with their time. An innocent question is raised: what does Snails' cutie mark mean, anyway? It couldn't mean that, could it?  · bats
    6,925 words · 2,887 views  ·  231  ·  10
  • T Little Wonders

    Following the coronation, Twilight Sparkle and Rainbow Dash are both troubled by regret. In the face of irreversible changes, they search for solace in solitude, but instead find each other in the small hours of the morning.  · bats
    11,753 words · 9,678 views  ·  848  ·  39

Incomplete Stories

  • Coming Back Peace in the world beyond proves elusive to Rainbow, and she'll never let her friends down when they need her. by bats 94,318 words · 7,172 views · 636 likes · 23 dislikes
  • The TwiDash Project A series of vignettes depicting the budding romance between Twilight and Rainbow Dash behind the scenes of season two and onward by bats 9,966 words · 6,165 views · 659 likes · 32 dislikes
  • Twilight Holmes: The Mystery of Basil Bones When the famous detective, Basil Bones, comes to Ponyville, it seems like everypony has a case for him. His results are impressive, but his methods are questionable. It's up to Twilight and her girlfriend Rainbow Dash to get to the bottom of this. by bats 26,369 words · 616 views · 87 likes · 6 dislikes
Jul
24th
2016

Take one blue raspberry icee at a movie theater

Add two beers at dinner

Mix liberally with two cups of coffee with dessert

Combine all in a bladder that's trapped in a car on the highway just before an underpass that has four feet of water from a flash flood for two hours

Regret.

(I fixed the main problem. I can cross 'pissing on a national highway' off my weird-shit bucket list. Still trapped on the highway, though.)

UPDATE: I survived and made it back to the place I'm staying without dying.  Other exciting things from that excursion:

I stood on a national highway smoking a cigarette with no fear of being run over without any chemicals impairing my judgment.  Twice.

There were a total of seven cars that were mostly submerged in the underpass and I'm not convinced that they were all devoid of people.  I hope everyone's okay.

A man further back in the trap apparently started vomiting blood, prompting a gang of people to call emergency services then go racing from car to car looking for a doctor.  I hope that man's okay.

After three hours, being told by the police to K-turn and go back the way we came and off through a ramp was a rather lackluster end to the whole affair.

Escaping such a situation, but then having an additional twenty minute commute to get where you're going, is the most aggravating thing on the planet.

The whole thing would have been less unpleasant if I wasn't car-mates with someone reading a magazine and spouting off quotes about Trump's proposed policies for the whole duration.

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Top Romance Favorites

  • A Bluebird's Song Rainbow Dash is struggling against her own past. Is it time for her rising star to fall? by Ardensfax 205,887 words · 19,815 views · 1,776 likes · 54 dislikes
  • Yours Truly Distance can drive us apart. It can also bring us closer together. by Thanqol 18,646 words · 29,227 views · 2,046 likes · 32 dislikes
  • Best Young Flyer Scoot trains with Dash to be Best Young Flyer, but could something more develop? by bookplayer 32,833 words · 6,275 views · 525 likes · 12 dislikes
  • Daring Dash and Rosetta Sparkle in the Jungle of Perils Twilight and Rainbow enter a Daring Do novel to collect first-hoof insights on Rainbow’s favorite romantic pairing. by elPossenreisser 35,423 words · 11,690 views · 524 likes · 9 dislikes

Top Romance Favorites

  • The Homesteading After their wedding, Twilight and Applejack move into a newly converted barn on Sweet Apple Acres. But when strange things start happening, Twilight will have to discover the cause before they can call it home. by bookplayer 22,718 words · 3,389 views · 380 likes · 20 dislikes
  • Lost Time When Rainbow tries to change the course of the zap apple harvest to keep her date with Applejack, she finds that ancient magic loves an ironic twist. by bookplayer 59,897 words · 1,550 views · 245 likes · 20 dislikes
  • No Matter How Dark Attacks and destruction in Ponyville occur on top of Twilight's recent incidents of memory loss by Picardy Third 86,018 words · 5,558 views · 405 likes · 24 dislikes
  • Growing Pains Action-Adventure with Romance and a hint of Horror, features all the Mane Six and some Backgrounders by Peroth E 375,589 words · 8,009 views · 801 likes · 38 dislikes

Top Dark Favorites

  • Then Tomorrow Came Twilight falls for Rainbow Dash but finds herself on the wrong end of a love triangle. by PonyAmorous 50,676 words · 7,363 views · 562 likes · 53 dislikes
  • Pinkamenace II Society Twilight is sent to learn about the magic of friendship and ends up in the ghetto that is Ponyville. by jmj 155,268 words · 3,146 views · 64 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Rainbow Dash Gets an Abortion Darkfic. Rainbow Dash makes a hard decision of life and death. by jmj 5,082 words · 5,491 views · 179 likes · 261 dislikes

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#300 · 10w, 2d ago · · ·

You're one of the first people I ever messaged. :heart:

#299 · 12w, 4d ago · · ·

Just a heads up, Kesha's got new shit coming out on Friday. This is vital information to you, I'm sure.

#297 · 36w, 1d ago · · ·

>>2039651 Ah, understandable. I do hope that inspiration comes one day and you happen to finish it. It's an awesome story. Priorities first though. Cheers to you. Keep up the work good chap. Good luck with whatever it is you are working on. :twilightsmile:

#296 · 36w, 3d ago · · ·

>>2039410

I'm not currently working on it, mainly because I'm devoting most of my writing energy to original fiction at the moment.  I'm not necessarily planning on canceling Coming Back, but I admit it's a rather low priority.  With my pony-related writing time limited, it's unlikely for me to be working on anything all that long for a while.  I might hit a point of inspiration where I want to work on it some more, but for now it's on the back burner.

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