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[5:35:24 AM] Atlas D. Wolfwood: Your mind must be a magical girl anime. [5:35:43 AM] Steventheman: My mind is a magical girl version of D-Day.

Here, just in case the impossible happens.

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You may address me as Steve-senpai, for I will never, ever notice a single one of you.

Especially you.

You call it torture. I call it foreplay.

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  • The Final FightTwilight Sparkle and Shining Armor have a sword fight in Tartarus1,038 words ·413 views ·10 likes ·0 dislikes
  • The Path of the Righteous PonyFluttershy goes on a galaxy-wide quest to become the Ultimate Badass.13,984 words ·634 views ·27 likes ·7 dislikes
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  • The HunterA witch ends up in Equestria, and must work for the government in exchange for her way home. (Touhou crossover)8,094 words ·226 views ·13 likes ·4 dislikes
  • Twilight Sparkle is ThirstyTwilight Sparkle wants a drink, and so she must set off on a grand quest to earn the right to consume liquids.1,436 words ·143 views ·7 likes ·5 dislikes
  • Soarin Gets Cold HoovesSoarin, avoiding a lovestruck Rainbow Dash, defects to the United States, but must fight through many threats to achieve his dream of reaching the White House alive.1,308 words ·257 views ·11 likes ·11 dislikes
  • The Tales of Incursion.The harrowing stories about the Great Universal Collision, from the perspective of those who were there, and those who came before.3,373 words ·217 views ·3 likes ·6 dislikes

Touhou Stories

Episodes From Gensokyo series.

Episode One: Utsuho and Rin's Bogus Journey - Utsuho Reiuji and Rin Kaenbyou break reality and chat with Celestia. And Suika was there too.

Episode Two: Master of Puppets - Alice Margatroid becomes a superhero and sets off in pursuit of a slightly higher salary.

Stand-alone stories.

Gensokyo's Finest Leaders? - Remilia Scarlet, Cirno, Utsuho Reiuji and Suika Ibuki play an online game together.


So far, my birthday presents are:

Ace Combat 5 for PS2.

Madoka Magica: The Different Story. (A spin off manga with Mami and Kyouko)

Two sets of shelving.

Then again, do they count as presents if I bought them myself?

Steventheman · 65 views · Edited 21w, 6d ago · Report

The section where people praise me, hate me or give me 24 hours to vacate my home.

#1087943 · 23w, 3d ago · · ·


Alright, sure.

#1087449 · 23w, 4d ago · · ·

Hey dawg, might you consider riffing this?

#745101 · 52w, 1d ago · · ·

oh hi there. thanks so much for watching me!

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