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  • E How Hard Could it Be?

    The Cutie Mark Crusaders need a Tutor, Celestia Needs a Vacation, and Luna needs some Respect. How Hard Could it Be?  · Richardson
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  • T Dragoning her Hooves

    When Trixie accidentally exposes herself and Twilight to the Bag of Tirek, transforming them both into dragons, dark events are set into motion, and only with the power of her friends and the Elements of Harmony can Twilight hope to save Equestria.  · Richardson
    48,883 words · 5,483 views  ·  344  ·  22
  • E True True Friends Until the Very End

    Twilight will never forget her friends no matter how long it's been or where she is. But she's not quite as obsessed with them as her latest faithful student thinks  · Richardson
    4,081 words · 6,470 views  ·  870  ·  26
  • E Tales from the Scootaverse

    Stories from the Scootaverse from between the chapters. Enjoy the Morningstar family's antics!  · Richardson
    18,435 words · 1,990 views  ·  196  ·  5
  • T For I Have no Friends, and Must Scream

    Trixie's life hangs in the hooves of Twilight Sparkle after an encounter with a cockatrice.  · Richardson
    46,139 words · 8,269 views  ·  832  ·  24

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  • E A Draconequus' Guide to Immortality

    After suffering an internal crisis at her coronation party, Twilight gains a bit of insight on immortality from the likeliest of unlikely sources.  · ArgonMatrix
    7,341 words · 12,779 views  ·  1,569  ·  19
  • E Drip

    Everyone catches a cold sooner or later. This holds true even for Celestia.  · ambion
    2,174 words · 8,631 views  ·  1,240  ·  14
  • E Sunny Skies All Day Long

    Celestia's Day Off  · PhantomFox
    8,536 words · 73,104 views  ·  8,132  ·  131
  • T Hard Reset

    Twilight gives her life to stop a changeling invasion. Repeatedly.  · Eakin
    37,399 words · 52,739 views  ·  5,669  ·  88
  • E Arrow 18 Mission Logs: Sparkle's Notes

    Companion Text to Arrow 18 Mission Logs: Lone Ranger  · AdmiralTigerclaw
    14,955 words · 29,233 views  ·  2,363  ·  32
  • T App. Jack

    The citizens of Ponyville become addicted to a holographic talking Applejack that they've downloaded to their crystalline "smart-watches."  · shortskirtsandexplosions
    5,379 words · 4,809 views  ·  826  ·  8
  • E Of Lilies and Chestnuts

    Fancy Pants and his wife Fleur are living a good life in Canterlot. There’s something they miss, though: a joy of having a baby. Conventional methods have failed, but perhaps adopting a batpony is what they need to make their lives complete?  · Prane
    36,843 words · 8,250 views  ·  1,355  ·  16
  • T Mood Wings

    The body language of wings.  · Tchernobog
    9,503 words · 39,070 views  ·  3,466  ·  51
  • E Twilightning

    Twilight taps into the power of lightning itself to perfect a new form of teleportation. The theory is sound; what could go wrong?  · Bok
    5,489 words · 9,683 views  ·  1,468  ·  18
  • E How to Preen Your Chicken

    After a long day of flight practice with Scootaloo, Rainbow Dash teaches the filly a little about preening.  · Drakkith
    2,804 words · 24,961 views  ·  3,162  ·  46

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  • Legacy A machine of war awakes in a new world. Can it become something more than it is? by NFire 481,726 words · 5,947 views · 923 likes · 44 dislikes
  • Stardust Can Twilight earn the trust and friendship of people who are by nature suspicious and hostile to anything that isn't 'human'? by Arad 216,600 words · 31,325 views · 3,797 likes · 64 dislikes
  • π Trixie returns to Ponyville to challenge Twilight Sparkle. ("Magic Duel" as it occurs in the Petriculture AU.) by Kwakerjak 13,505 words · 7,222 views · 969 likes · 14 dislikes
  • A Midsummer Night's Dream. Midsummer Night, a Mark-II Jaeger, finds itself in the inky depths of an unknown ocean after a botched brawl. Seems they may have got a bit more than they bargined for though... by Killbles 257,427 words · 26,668 views · 1,077 likes · 44 dislikes

Okay, here's a proper idea based off of this episode:

Encouraged by the success of his flameless fireworks, the good Doctor decides to take up experimenting once more, aiming to get around the limitations with time travel he discovered by cheating through using a dimensional relay point to step around paradoxes, so to speak. Unfortunately, his first experiment drags Sunset Shimmer through the portal. In human form. Both promptly freak out, for completely opposite reasons. Sunset because of the reasonable worries about how Celestia would react and the fact that she's human in Equestria. Timey because he comes up with a hair-brained idea that the human form might be mimetically contagious and promptly tries to quarantine her while freaking out with crazy fears that he'll turn human from seeing her.

So, we end up with a fic of him trying to hide her while she tries to hide as well so that the ponies of Ponyvile don't freak out while she tries to find a way back before Celestia (or god forbid, Luna) finds her, Muffin Sacrifices, Pinkie and Rarity living together, MASS HYSTERIA!

Meanwhile, Derpy's just trying to get some more of those flameless fireworks as an unwitting instigator of doom... :derpyderp2:


Yeah. Thinking about taking up putting together off-standard ideas for people to take a look at and perhaps adopt if this garners interest. With expanding some stories into full-fledged outlines if particular interest is taken in them. No, I won't actually do them, as I'm quite busy with my current work and schoolwork, but I'll be happy to set it up for other authors to take over.

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#58 · 1w, 1d ago · · ·

Thank you for adding To Cure Insanity Please Insert Ponies to your favorites. I hope that you enjoy it.

#57 · 21w, 4d ago · · ·

Thank you for adding Midnight Light to your favorites! It means a lot. ^_^

#56 · 25w, 5d ago · · ·

Many thanks for faving Return Home! :twilightsmile:

#55 · 30w, 5h ago · · ·

Thanks a lot for supporting Starring Trixie and your kind words! Have a follow for your trouble!

#54 · 31w, 20h ago · · ·

Thank you, for the favorite on Legacy, and the very kind comment. It's appreciated!:twilightsmile:

#53 · 35w, 5d ago · · ·

Hey, thanks for favoriting 'Rigging Up the Lights! :pinkiehappy: I really appreciate it, you know! :raritywink::twilightsmile:

#52 · 36w, 6d ago · · ·

Thanks for the fav on Blind Mare's Bluff!:pinkiehappy:

#51 · 39w, 6d ago · · ·

Thanks for the fave!

#50 · 48w, 1d ago · · ·

Thanks for the fave and comment good sir :moustache:

Perhaps I shall endeavor to give your fine work a read.

#49 · 60w, 6d ago · 1 · ·


IIRC, Scootamom got Jossed HARD, and our favorite not-a-chicken here has been trying to pare down the "ooh-shiny" fic kudzu into separate fics. Celestia going on vacation, disguising herself as a normal pony in Ponyville, and dumping some responsibility on Luna while Twilight Freaks out is currently on his plate.

#48 · 72w, 3d ago · · ·

Hey, thanks for plugging Mare Doloris on Spacebattles, Richardson! The 'likes' graph sort of went from a sharp climb to a skyrocket the day you did that, and I bet it's not a coincidence.

Sorry it took me so long to get around to thanking you for it, but I was kind of utterly blown away to find how many more people liked this story after the latest update.

Next chapter should be up Easter-ish.

#47 · 75w, 6d ago · 1 · ·

do you plan on continuing For I Have no Friends, and Must Scream. I really hope you do, I really enjoyed it.

#46 · 78w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

Yeah... what is the situation with Scootamom?

#45 · 80w, 1d ago · 1 · ·

any info on scootamom? I won't lie in the slightest its pretty much the only thingof yours I have read.

#44 · 84w, 4d ago · · ·

I am lucky follower 500! :yay:

#43 · 87w, 3d ago · · ·

Thanks for the favorite! :pinkiehappy:

#42 · 93w, 2d ago · · ·

Glad you liked "Ooopsie" and thanks for taking the time to read my story! :pinkiehappy:

#41 · 94w, 3d ago · · ·

Thanks for the fave on Paper Tigers!!

#40 · 94w, 5d ago · · ·

Thanks for the favorite on "Ow, Spine!"

#39 · 96w, 2d ago · · ·

:pinkiecrazy: you stories seem epic!!!:pinkiecrazy:

i will read them!!!!!

also thanks for the favorite:yay:

dragoning her hooves... is that good?:unsuresweetie:

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