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Hello, gentle readers!

I know it's been quiet on my end for a while. Finals and my last year of school ate up a lot of time, and on top of that chapter 19 is massive in several senses of the word. Too massive to stuff in one 15k chapter (less for word count, more because all the things happen at once) so I'm pulling a split while I continue working on the typed draft of second half.

The War Room and What Lay Beneath Part One is live. Expect part two in a few days. A week at the absolute most.

Stay tuned for upcoming news with that upload, too! Patches is up to...things.

Stuff I Really Like You Should Probably Read Maybe

  • Paradise Celestia and Luna were born as earth pony foals in a dangerous world. They must rise from nothing to become the princess we know, upsetting chiefs, gods, and the very forces of nature in the balance. by SlyWit 134,286 words · 17,462 views · 1,395 likes · 18 dislikes
  • Grayscale Conversion Bureau reimagining by MisterOneShot 7,929 words · 7,992 views · 344 likes · 14 dislikes
  • It Spills Over Berry Punch struggles against the alcoholism that has taken control of her life. by ambion 7,518 words · 2,853 views · 304 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Biblical Monsters "Put your boots on," Adams said. "There's a biblical monster in my house." by Horse Voice 10,946 words · 14,182 views · 1,641 likes · 158 dislikes
  • The Heart Thief In the City of Gardens and Cages, a thief must brave the wrath of the Tyrant to win a chance at love. A Fallen World story. by Sharaloth 16,249 words · 3,388 views · 299 likes · 5 dislikes

More Stuff I Like You Should Read Maybe

  • What Hath Joined Together Sequel to "The Order". Despite receiving a harsh reprimand from Captain Ironhoof, Flash Sentry still struggles with his feelings for Twilight. When he is assigned to escort her to the Crystal Empire, tensions on all sides escalate. by Bad_Seed_72 168,925 words · 6,409 views · 840 likes · 93 dislikes
  • History Repeats The return of an ancient threat spurs the Ponies to seek out an ancient ally... but is she still the heroine she once was? by SaddlesoapOpera 58,574 words · 9,511 views · 885 likes · 37 dislikes
  • In Bloom In a yard, all alone, a pony whiles away the time caring for the lawn and the roses. Roseluck can understand that, to a point. And she's determined to help. by Pascoite 8,659 words · 3,540 views · 357 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Rise The ponies are about to carry out Summer Shutdown and bring back winter. This does not sit well with a small breezie colony living in Applejack's orchard. Someone has to stop the ponies and save the world... by Blueshift 14,791 words · 3,214 views · 467 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Safe Apple Bloom has a very important classroom duty, at least according to Miss Cheerilee. by Sharp Spark 1,006 words · 3,404 views · 328 likes · 5 dislikes

Fics That Need More Love

  • Inferno A devastating blaze sweeps through Ponyville, leaving desolation in its wake. Now the citizens of Ponyville are left to pick up the pieces of their shattered lives and find a way to move forward. by DemonBrightSpirit 29,862 words · 1,285 views · 101 likes · 2 dislikes
  • Happy Ending I was pretty happy with my life. Then I got a filly. Now... I'm not so sure. by plumander 4,552 words · 1,553 views · 139 likes · 7 dislikes
  • Scootaloathe Scootaloo plots the downfall of her antithesis and nemesis. by FanOfMostEverything 4,033 words · 1,897 views · 186 likes · 6 dislikes
  • Helix Aspersa Snails admires his secret bug collection while reminiscing on his life and passions. by StarmanTheta 2,141 words · 1,726 views · 38 likes · 3 dislikes
  • An Earth Pony Orphan In The Unicorn Court In the time before the three pony tribes became one, a rampaging monster tears apart a noble caravan. Now the baron’s shattered family must put itself back together—with one remarkable addition. by Benman 7,269 words · 2,016 views · 174 likes · 2 dislikes
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#74 · 43w, 5d ago · 1 · ·

I appreciatates yore comments 'pon mah blog, sir!

#73 · 48w, 3d ago · · ·

Patch, thanks a bunch for adding my story As a Mother to your "Nice Things are Nice" bookshelf. You know that I've always appreciated your support.:twilightsmile:

#72 · 48w, 4d ago · · ·

Hello!  Thanks for adding 'Ciphers' to your shelves!  I'm glad you enjoyed it.  :)

If you like, feel free to check out my other stories as well.

Cheers! :pinkiehappy:


#71 · 48w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

Wait wait wait--you are watching one of my projects?

Well, damn. Now I have to actually finish it. Thank you, though! I consider that high praise.

#70 · 50w, 4d ago · · ·


Ooh, neat! I've only been there once--like, 18 years ago and not for very long--but I do remember...actually, no, that at Brooklyn. Nevermind.  

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