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Some dork on the internet that likes ponies and flower symbolism way too much.

My favorite depiction for Star Swirl the Bearded

I’ve seen fancier ones, and highly detailed ones with rich colors, pictures of him doing great deeds or portraits done in classical styles.

But in this one, Star Swirl is simply a pony. A pony that looks like he carries a great yoke and this is one of the few times he gets to rest. He looks very tired, and a little sad. I like that it’s a humble sketch, like something someone that knew him might have drawn.

I wonder how old he is in this. It can be assumed that he’s elderly, since he’s elderly in most pictures of him, but I like to think he’s middle aged or in early adulthood. It’s just that Star Swirl has always looked old, even when he was young.


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Hello, dearest reader.

When I left you last, I entered a fanfiction contest, the first time I'd ever tried such a thing. To me surprise and delight, I did quite well. Lovely!

But before I start laurel sitting and letting my writing muscles atrophy again*, I've moved on to the beginnings of my next project. For once it's not sad! ...Probably!

The project? Well, I already did a Diamond Tiara story. So, naturally...

I'm reviving/reworking what is technically my first pony fic: The Silver Standard. Written in tiny rough draft pages that spun its wheels into nowhere until after bad luck and three additional FiM seasons it quietly curled up and died.

I wasn't planning on reviving it, but I had three ideas for a Silver story and in the end decided to combine all of them and just make a multichapter fic. Amusingly, the plot I have now is literally the opposite of the original Silver Standard in every way except the barest bones of the plot.

What is that plot? Well. That would be telling. :raritywink:

But I will say this: some people that believe that Silver Spoon is a demure pushover who secretly yearns to be a Cutie Mark Crusader and is only mean because Diamond "Drowns Puppies" Tiara made her.  

I am not one of those people.

Proposed Upload: April 11th

Planning/brainstorming/outline is done and I've finally got my rough draft moving at a decent pace. I'm doing my best to believe it's not as ugly as it feels and even if it is, rough drafts are meant to be ugly. All a rough draft needs to do is exist. I hope to be done with at least the rough draft before season five hits.

Until then,

Patchwork Poltergeist

*If you ever remember anything from me, remember this: you writing muscles WILL get flabby if you don't exercise them. The longer you wait between projects or chapters, whatever, the harder it is to start again. The best thing you can do to get better, to get faster, to get stronger as a writer is consistency. I don't care if it's your current project or a side project or a blog or school essays or a journal. Write something. Anything. It helps. If nothing else, it'll get you used to putting words on a page, and eventually the terror of the blinking cursors or empty lines will lose its bite. ...Some of it, anyway.

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#41 · 27w, 4d ago · · ·


I honestly thought I faved "Carnivore's Prayer" months ago. I find myself rereading it a lot.

And thank you very much! That means a lot coming from you

#40 · 27w, 4d ago · 1 · ·

Hey man, always nice to see you trolling around with my stuff. Gotta say I'm surprised it was Carnivore's Prayer, though.

Also, congratulations on finishing The Last Human. It's one of the best stories in the fandom, in my entirely biased opinion.

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#39 · 30w, 1d ago · · ·


You got it! :V

Whenever, y'know, I can get around to it. :/

#38 · 30w, 1d ago · · ·


8D Wow, I never win anything!

Since it's finished and I really could use a critique, I'd love a review of The Last Human

Author Interviewer
#37 · 30w, 2d ago · 1 · ·

Hey, thanks for the watch-back! :D Congrats on finishing The Last Human, btw.

Also, you're my 555th follower, so you WIN! :D I'll review any story you want, your own included, so long as it's complete and I haven't already reviewed it.

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