Yeah me neither.  

Since it's about a week past the date I planned for chapter five to go up, I figured I owed you guys a status update. The rough draft of The Last Human ended up being held up by Christmas break/not finding a quiet place to write/mild writer's block, and was finished sometime last week.

The final draft started work about three days ago and assuming nothing else goes wrong it should be finished by next Thursday, edited on Friday and most of Saturday and go up next Saturday night. It'll be up on Monday at the very latest.

I have no idea how this chapter ended up getting so huge, I meant it to be short and sweet but then Star Swirl just wouldn't stop talking and being a dork and then the world building and the cow and the eating cake and the things and so many words words words. But the nice thing is I don't hate the rough draft of chapter five nearly as much as I hated the rough draft of chapter three (you should see how many lines are crossed out in my notebook) which probably means it's not awful.

In the mean time, some interesting facts!

Interesting Fact the First: Every gen of My Little Pony has had a Star Swirl, one of only two ponies to do so (the other is Cupcake). That's kind of amazing.

Interesting Fact the Second: All these Star Swirl the Bearded appears this season/Star Swirl the Bearded is Discord rumors make me quietly terrified. Also a little excited. But mostly terrified.