1. Member Since 5th Mar, 2012
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A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

Stories

  • T Transdementia

    Pinkie Pie heads to another world to retrieve the stolen Element of Magic, with Penumbra in tow. ("Equestria Girls" as it occurs in the Petriculture AU.)  · Kwakerjak
    15,968 words · 1,110 views  ·  168  ·  9
  • T Let's Kill Tirek

    After Tirek destroys Ponyville's library, the chimera from the fire swamp decides to exact the vengeance that the ponies refuse to take.  · Kwakerjak
    9,341 words · 1,684 views  ·  250  ·  5
  • T On the Courtship Behavior of Swamp-Dwelling Chimeras

    Spike somehow ends up on a blind date with the chimera from the fire geyser swamp -- or to be more specific, with its tail.  · Kwakerjak
    6,287 words · 4,831 views  ·  590  ·  8
  • E Flash Fog

    Fluttershy must deal with an unusually thick fog as it approaches Ponyville.  · Kwakerjak
    127,920 words · 15,626 views  ·  1,733  ·  35
  • T Apex

    A new predator arrives in the fire geyser swamp, challenging the dominance of the chimera.  · Kwakerjak
    5,712 words · 2,672 views  ·  387  ·  3 · gore
  • T Pandelirium

    Celestia decides to attempt to reform Discord, so she taps a pony with a similar background for the job. ("Keep Calm and Flutter On" as it occurs in the Petriculture AU.)  · Kwakerjak
    77,357 words · 13,847 views  ·  913  ·  18
  • E π

    Trixie returns to Ponyville to challenge Twilight Sparkle. ("Magic Duel" as it occurs in the Petriculture AU.)  · Kwakerjak
    13,505 words · 7,119 views  ·  959  ·  14
  • E The Final Accusation: A Legal Comedy

    A dozen years after ascending to become an alicorn, Applejack rules on the case of Tiara v. FlimFlam  · Kwakerjak
    21,323 words · 3,052 views  ·  393  ·  6
  • E Avocation

    Penumbra seeks gainful employment.  · Kwakerjak
    4,557 words · 8,142 views  ·  1,329  ·  20
  • T Inscape

    When Twilight is taken by the Nightmare, it's up to Pinkie Pie to rescue her.  · Kwakerjak
    29,281 words · 21,241 views  ·  2,350  ·  34
  • E So, Just What Went Wrong, Anyway?

    Before Applejack's pep rally, Derpy was acting really weird... even for her. This is why.  · Kwakerjak
    5,213 words · 3,693 views  ·  347  ·  6
  • T Wild, Sweet & Cool

    Rainbow Dash wants to add strength training to her regimen by having Twilight Sparkle ride her.  · Kwakerjak
    34,747 words · 16,008 views  ·  1,689  ·  28
  • E Petriculture

    Twilight tries to figure out how rock farming works.  · Kwakerjak
    6,716 words · 42,180 views  ·  3,020  ·  44

Influences

This isn't a list of my favorite things; rather it's an incomplete list of things that have directly influenced my storytelling. If you have any questions about how they've influenced me, feel free to leave a comment in my User Page's comment section.


Fiction

The Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling

The Mercury trilogy by Robert Kroese

The plays of William Shakespeare

Nonfiction

Basic Economics by Thomas Sowell

The Genesis of Science by James Hallam

Movies

Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings trilogy

The Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Video Games

Persona 4

Music

School of Seven Bells

The New Radicals

The Stone Roses

The entire subgenre of psychedelic trance.

The Petriculture Cycle

  • Petriculture Twilight tries to figure out how rock farming works. by Kwakerjak 6,716 words · 42,180 views · 3,020 likes · 44 dislikes
  • Inscape When Twilight is taken by the Nightmare, it's up to Pinkie Pie to rescue her. by Kwakerjak 29,281 words · 21,241 views · 2,350 likes · 34 dislikes
  • Avocation Penumbra seeks gainful employment. by Kwakerjak 4,557 words · 8,142 views · 1,329 likes · 20 dislikes
  • π Trixie returns to Ponyville to challenge Twilight Sparkle. ("Magic Duel" as it occurs in the Petriculture AU.) by Kwakerjak 13,505 words · 7,119 views · 959 likes · 14 dislikes
  • Pandelirium Celestia decides to attempt to reform Discord, so she taps a pony with a similar background for the job. ("Keep Calm and Flutter On" as it occurs in the Petriculture AU.) by Kwakerjak 77,357 words · 13,847 views · 913 likes · 18 dislikes

The Really Good Stuff

  • E Dying to Get There

    None of Twilight's friends would be silly enough to believe a newspaper article that claims she was killing herself every time she teleported, right?  · Titanium Dragon
    4,825 words · 12,357 views  ·  2,120  ·  58
  • E The Assumption of Applejack -or- Appletheosis

    Applejack deals with ascension to godhood.  · Blue Print
    34,663 words · 13,702 views  ·  1,370  ·  34
  • E The Moonstone Cup

    Twilight is invited to Canterlot to compete with some of the greatest unicorns in Equestria!  · Cyanide
    61,073 words · 23,665 views  ·  2,435  ·  38
  • E Daring Do and the Secret of the Fourth Wall

    Thrust into the world of her favorite book-series, Rainbow Dash finds herself dragged along for the ride of Daring Do's latest adventure. However, for Rainbow Dash, breaking the fourth wall may very well prove to be a learning experience.  · Ultra-the-HedgeToaster
    35,780 words · 4,868 views  ·  370  ·  4
  • T Sharing the Night

    Twilight becomes alicorn of the stars. This is sort of a problem, because Luna kind of already was alicorn of the stars. Oops!  · Cast-Iron Caryatid
    165,899 words · 34,870 views  ·  3,164  ·  64
  • E Fluttershy Has Tea With Jesus

    Fluttershy and Jesus drink tea and nothing objectionable happens. Not a trollfic.  · Retsamoreh
    2,556 words · 9,465 views  ·  579  ·  27
  • E Flipside

    A retelling of the first two episodes in an Alt. Universe. Spike is the pony, Twilight the dragon.  · Bed Head
    85,211 words · 8,886 views  ·  858  ·  17
  • T Nosflutteratu

    Twilight Sparkle had been looking forward to a quiet, relaxing day with a friend, but when Twilight discovers Fluttershy's appetite for blood, the knowledge proves to be anything but relaxing...  · Charcoal Quill
    14,657 words · 21,685 views  ·  2,130  ·  30
  • T Just passing through

    Humans, sailplanes and cloud cities just don't mix very well.  · Caliaponia
    55,898 words · 14,162 views  ·  1,157  ·  28
Jul
31st
2015

Assistance? · 1:20am

Hey, everyone. As many of you know, I'm currently writing an EQG story. As many of you also know, I'm in my thirties, and thus haven't been in high school for about 15 years or so. Thus, I'm finding it difficult to remember what some of the standard practices are.

Long story short, I can't remember how (or even if) new students were introduced in high school, so I'm hoping some of my readers whose memories haven't faded can fill me in.

Report Kwakerjak · 139 views · Story: Transdementia ·
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#77 · 4w, 6d ago · · ·

Having seen Party Pooped, I felt that it actually gave credence to the characterization of Pinkie Pie in The Petriculture Cycle. She was the only pony aside from Twilight to do the reading, she's amazingly organized, and she might as well have used imaginary friend powers to go where she did and do as much as she did.

#75 · 5w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1871426 - I believe that all of the questions you bring up are answered in Pandelirium.

#74 · 5w, 6d ago · · ·

Just saw Inside Out today.  Honest to god one of my first thoughts after seeing the movie was:  What would Petriculture Pinkie, Penny, and Discord think of the movie?  Especially the part where Bing Bong "dies."

It actually gave me a story hook idea.  Petriculture Discord sees the movie and Becomes determined to "save," every last imaginary friend in existence by making them all real before they're forgotten.  Penny and Pinkie are conflicted about whether to stop him or not.  Billions of reality warpers running around can't be good.  But what's so morally wrong about wanting to create new life and give it a chance to experience the world.

#73 · 5w, 6d ago · · ·

Arse, spoiler didn't work, I'll do it on the computer!:facehoof:

EDIT: ah, frug the spoilers, they don't seem to be working properly. :facehoof:

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