1. Member Since 5th Mar, 2012
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A thirtysomething Brony from Pennsylvania with a library degree. I also have a Patreon.

Stories

  • T Transdementia

    Pinkie Pie heads to another world to retrieve the stolen Element of Magic, with Penumbra in tow. ("Equestria Girls" as it occurs in the Petriculture AU.)  · Kwakerjak
    24,593 words · 1,236 views  ·  183  ·  11
  • T Let's Kill Tirek

    After Tirek destroys Ponyville's library, the chimera from the fire swamp decides to exact the vengeance that the ponies refuse to take.  · Kwakerjak
    9,341 words · 1,755 views  ·  251  ·  5
  • T On the Courtship Behavior of Swamp-Dwelling Chimeras

    Spike somehow ends up on a blind date with the chimera from the fire geyser swamp -- or to be more specific, with its tail.  · Kwakerjak
    6,287 words · 4,969 views  ·  596  ·  8
  • E Flash Fog

    Fluttershy must deal with an unusually thick fog as it approaches Ponyville.  · Kwakerjak
    127,920 words · 15,738 views  ·  1,736  ·  35
  • T Apex

    A new predator arrives in the fire geyser swamp, challenging the dominance of the chimera.  · Kwakerjak
    5,712 words · 2,729 views  ·  390  ·  3 · gore
  • T Pandelirium

    Celestia decides to attempt to reform Discord, so she taps a pony with a similar background for the job. ("Keep Calm and Flutter On" as it occurs in the Petriculture AU.)  · Kwakerjak
    77,357 words · 13,955 views  ·  924  ·  20
  • E π

    Trixie returns to Ponyville to challenge Twilight Sparkle. ("Magic Duel" as it occurs in the Petriculture AU.)  · Kwakerjak
    13,505 words · 7,231 views  ·  969  ·  14
  • E The Final Accusation: A Legal Comedy

    A dozen years after ascending to become an alicorn, Applejack rules on the case of Tiara v. FlimFlam  · Kwakerjak
    21,323 words · 3,089 views  ·  395  ·  6
  • E Avocation

    Penumbra seeks gainful employment.  · Kwakerjak
    4,557 words · 8,252 views  ·  1,338  ·  20
  • T Inscape

    When Twilight is taken by the Nightmare, it's up to Pinkie Pie to rescue her.  · Kwakerjak
    29,281 words · 21,459 views  ·  2,368  ·  35
  • E So, Just What Went Wrong, Anyway?

    Before Applejack's pep rally, Derpy was acting really weird... even for her. This is why.  · Kwakerjak
    5,213 words · 3,738 views  ·  349  ·  6
  • T Wild, Sweet & Cool

    Rainbow Dash wants to add strength training to her regimen by having Twilight Sparkle ride her.  · Kwakerjak
    34,747 words · 16,113 views  ·  1,694  ·  29
  • E Petriculture

    Twilight tries to figure out how rock farming works.  · Kwakerjak
    6,716 words · 42,614 views  ·  3,040  ·  45

Influences

This isn't a list of my favorite things; rather it's an incomplete list of things that have directly influenced my storytelling. If you have any questions about how they've influenced me, feel free to leave a comment in my User Page's comment section.


Fiction

The Harry Potter series by J.K. Rowling

The Mercury trilogy by Robert Kroese

The plays of William Shakespeare

Nonfiction

Basic Economics by Thomas Sowell

The Genesis of Science by James Hallam

Movies

Peter Jackson's Lord of the Rings trilogy

The Pirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black Pearl

Video Games

Persona 4

Music

School of Seven Bells

The New Radicals

The Stone Roses

The entire subgenre of psychedelic trance.

The Petriculture Cycle

  • Petriculture Twilight tries to figure out how rock farming works. by Kwakerjak 6,716 words · 42,614 views · 3,040 likes · 45 dislikes
  • Inscape When Twilight is taken by the Nightmare, it's up to Pinkie Pie to rescue her. by Kwakerjak 29,281 words · 21,459 views · 2,368 likes · 35 dislikes
  • Avocation Penumbra seeks gainful employment. by Kwakerjak 4,557 words · 8,252 views · 1,338 likes · 20 dislikes
  • π Trixie returns to Ponyville to challenge Twilight Sparkle. ("Magic Duel" as it occurs in the Petriculture AU.) by Kwakerjak 13,505 words · 7,231 views · 969 likes · 14 dislikes
  • Pandelirium Celestia decides to attempt to reform Discord, so she taps a pony with a similar background for the job. ("Keep Calm and Flutter On" as it occurs in the Petriculture AU.) by Kwakerjak 77,357 words · 13,955 views · 924 likes · 20 dislikes

The Really Good Stuff

  • E Dying to Get There

    None of Twilight's friends would be silly enough to believe a newspaper article that claims she was killing herself every time she teleported, right?  · Titanium Dragon
    4,825 words · 14,386 views  ·  2,298  ·  60
  • E The Assumption of Applejack -or- Appletheosis

    Applejack deals with ascension to godhood.  · Blue Print
    34,663 words · 13,851 views  ·  1,373  ·  34
  • E The Moonstone Cup

    Twilight is invited to Canterlot to compete with some of the greatest unicorns in Equestria!  · Cyanide
    61,073 words · 23,925 views  ·  2,449  ·  38
  • E Daring Do and the Secret of the Fourth Wall

    Thrust into the world of her favorite book-series, Rainbow Dash finds herself dragged along for the ride of Daring Do's latest adventure. However, for Rainbow Dash, breaking the fourth wall may very well prove to be a learning experience.  · Ultra-the-HedgeToaster
    35,780 words · 4,954 views  ·  370  ·  4
  • T Sharing the Night

    Twilight becomes alicorn of the stars. This is sort of a problem, because Luna kind of already was alicorn of the stars. Oops!  · Cast-Iron Caryatid
    165,899 words · 35,224 views  ·  3,178  ·  64
  • E Fluttershy Has Tea With Jesus

    Fluttershy and Jesus drink tea and nothing objectionable happens. Not a trollfic.  · Retsamoreh
    2,556 words · 9,554 views  ·  579  ·  28
  • E Flipside

    A retelling of the first two episodes in an Alt. Universe. Spike is the pony, Twilight the dragon.  · Bed Head
    85,211 words · 9,003 views  ·  862  ·  17
  • T Nosflutteratu

    Twilight Sparkle had been looking forward to a quiet, relaxing day with a friend, but when Twilight discovers Fluttershy's appetite for blood, the knowledge proves to be anything but relaxing...  · Charcoal Quill
    14,657 words · 22,052 views  ·  2,149  ·  30
  • T Just passing through

    Humans, sailplanes and cloud cities just don't mix very well.  · Caliaponia
    55,898 words · 14,282 views  ·  1,158  ·  28
Sep
1st
2015

Update time! · 2:37am

Hey there. Just letting you kind folks know that the latest chapter of Transdementia is really, really close to completion. It's significantly shorter than other chapters, but I assure you, that's not from a lack of effort. I don't think I've put this much time into researching for a story since I wrote the aerobatic scenes from Wild, Sweet & Cool.

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#79 · 2w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1943720 - Honestly, I should have been following you earlier.

#78 · 2w, 2d ago · · ·

Thanks for the warch! On an unrelated note, my evenings have become a lot less cluttered recently, so I should have fewer problems stopping by to do prereadery things.

#77 · 9w, 3d ago · · ·

Having seen Party Pooped, I felt that it actually gave credence to the characterization of Pinkie Pie in The Petriculture Cycle. She was the only pony aside from Twilight to do the reading, she's amazingly organized, and she might as well have used imaginary friend powers to go where she did and do as much as she did.

#75 · 10w, 3d ago · · ·

>>1871426 - I believe that all of the questions you bring up are answered in Pandelirium.

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