Dusty the Royal Janitor

Joined November 2011
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Stories I may or may not have been reading recently

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I should get my computer back tomorrow.

It's taken them long enough. >_<

I am seriously pissed off at how long it's taken them to get my damn bag back to me. Freaking airlines, man. I hate them all.


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#1182788 · 12w, 1d ago · · ·

>>1182717 No, thank you for writing such amazing stories.

#1182717 · 12w, 1d ago · · ·


Wow! Thanks a bundle!

#1182421 · 12w, 1d ago · · ·

Woo! I'm your 200th follower! Congrats, man!!!

#1156950 · 14w, 2d ago · · ·

Hope you enjoy your time out because of the finale.

Has been epic.

But could you maybe bring more Ponyfall out of the bunker with you? :fluttershysad:


#1110449 · 17w, 5d ago · · ·

>>1110080 *slowly reaches to try and steal taco's from Dusty*:trixieshiftright:

#1109741 · 17w, 5d ago · · ·


#1026075 · 24w, 2d ago · · ·

Hey there!

Thanks for helping Twilight chase the ghosts out from her basement!

Well, I guess it didn't work out all too well this time, but there's always more adventures ahead.

Thank you very much for the fave. I appreciate it.

- KR :twistnerd:

#977291 · 28w, 1d ago · · ·

Thanks for faving "Support Group for HiEs"!

#914886 · 32w, 5d ago · · ·

*runs through the streets and alleys of the city, proclaiming the news*


*everyone flips the fuck out*

*instant feature box*

Now to go pressure Silverness.

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