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Story Progress


Super Smash Bros: Disharmony - Ch6

90% (Needs editing and some tweaks)

Applebloom: Transform and Roll Out - Ch9


PonyFall: Leather and Lace - Ch14 (Finale)

60% (It's been stuck here for a while)

The Shadow in the Hollow - Ch2

75% (needs MAJOR tweaking)




Princess Luna's Babysitting Service

80% to posting first chapter

Final Harmony: Fate of Two Worlds

30% (prologue done. Need to rethink first chapter)


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Stories I may or may not have been reading recently

  • E I Can't Stop!

    Trixie has returned for revenge, but what exactly does she have in store for Twilight this time?  · MerlosTheMad
    8,538 words · 1,538 views  ·  213  ·  3
  • T Sombra The Highly Unmotivated

    When sent through a human's toaster after his defeat, Sombra craves his revenge. Seven months later, he doesn't seem all that interested.  · naturalbornderpy
    68,787 words · 3,869 views  ·  685  ·  13
  • E My Choices: Twisted Tales Through Time

    Twilight goes back in time to prevent Luna's transformation into Nightmare Moon.  · koolerkid
    59,659 words · 11,821 views  ·  1,006  ·  13
  • E Tea Withdrawal

    Princess Celestia is many things. A creature of habit is most definitely one of them.  · ZOMG
    4,089 words · 534 views  ·  80  ·  1
  • T Mother of Invention

    Awake and alone, Applejack will find a way to survive.  · zaponator
    156,998 words · 7,378 views  ·  667  ·  15
  • T Daring Do and the Weapon of the Ancients

    Ahuizotl's latest target is an almighty weapon from the mists of prehistory. If I don't stop him now, no one will be able to.  · FanOfMostEverything
    4,667 words · 1,111 views  ·  195  ·  2
  • E Beauty Will Tear Us Apart

    Two secret agents and a security guard have Opinions about Art. In between, they find time to fight a monster.  · Meta Four
    11,852 words · 261 views  ·  41  ·  2
  • T Twilight Sparkle of the Royal Guard: The Rising

    Decurion Twilight Sparkle of the Canterlot Royal Guard does her best to navigate tricky professional relationships while also keeping a quirky girlfriend happy.  · King of Beggars
    20,482 words · 3,078 views  ·  624  ·  13
  • T Rest in Chaos

    How would a being like Discord want to be remembered after he's gone? Well, if you're curious, he did actually write a will. To the surprise of nobody, its contents are bizarre and mildly disturbing.  · DannyJ
    1,563 words · 7,010 views  ·  1,129  ·  12
  • E A Lovingly Crafted Lunch

    Scootaloo ends up with her father's lunch by mistake. Reality is almost destroyed in the process.  · Daemon of Decay
    4,838 words · 3,296 views  ·  560  ·  21
  • E For want of a book

    Princess Celestia sends her student, Twilight Sparkle, to the Royal Library to retrieve a mysterious book. What Twilight finds is an adventure she never could have expected.  · Hoopy McGee
    5,872 words · 1,775 views  ·  336  ·  6
  • E The Death of Daring Do: The Engine of Eternity

    Rainbow Dash takes the real-life archeologist Derring-Do on an adventure to heal her broken wing and mend her bitter spirit... but a deadly, unbreakable curse of death pushes them both to the limit.  · DuncanR
    80,563 words · 952 views  ·  99  ·  2
  • T The Witch of the Everfree

    My name is Sunset Shimmer. I am the strongest unicorn in all of Equestria, and my life is over. I'm in hiding and on the run, and I have no idea where to start putting things back together.  · MagnetBolt
    56,028 words · 1,881 views  ·  302  ·  3
  • E Biased and Incomplete

    Rainbow Dash visits a university famous for archeology. But will the fact live up to fiction?  · DuncanR
    11,414 words · 4,147 views  ·  209  ·  3
  • E Riverdream at Sunset: a Manuscript

    Lord Dunsany has a curious adventure in the Lands of Dream, in a realm where beasts can talk and the sun rides low in the sky.  · GroaningGreyAgony
    7,768 words · 536 views  ·  65  ·  2
  • T Lovers Quarrel

    Spike pours his heart out when he sees Trixie and Twilight violently fighting  · RarityEQM
    1,420 words · 921 views  ·  102  ·  6

There will not be a stream on Sunday. It will be on Monday (Memorial Day) Instead.

I will be back with further information on exactly WHEN it will be. It might not be at the usual time. I have to double check with my boss on whether or not I have Memorial Day off. If I do, it'll start at the normal time. If I don't, it'll start a couple hours late but go much later than usual.

Stay tuned for more information.

EDIT: Okay! The word is in. I do have Memorial day off, so the stream will begin between 3:30 and 4:00pm Central USA time.

Hope to see you there! :)

EDIT EDIT: Dammit I forgot to give the link again. I keep doing that! >_>


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Latest Stories

  • E Applebloom: Transform and Roll Out!

    Applebloom has a secret. A secret so well hidden even she never knew it. But when the truth comes to light, how will she cope when the reality of her past comes crashing down? More importantly, how will she deal with her new enemies: The Decepticons?  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    76,713 words · 9,149 views  ·  820  ·  22
  • T PonyFall: Leather and Lace

    It was another one of those days. You know the type... the kind where an omnipotent tomfool decides  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    59,816 words · 5,038 views  ·  555  ·  18
  • E Super Smash Brothers: Disharmony

    Twilight and her friends are whisked away to a strange tournament on the edge of time and space. Can they make new friends with the colorful characters there? Will they cope with the strange goings on and dark conspiracies that are revealed there?  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    66,262 words · 4,117 views  ·  398  ·  10
  • E Spike Eats a Peach

    Spike buys a peach from the marketplace. Twilight has war flashbacks.  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    1,798 words · 655 views  ·  53  ·  14
  • T Trixie vs. Roadside Assistance

    Trixie's wagon wheel breaks, stranding her in the middle of Hoofington. Unable to fix it herself, she must call upon Equestrian Roadside Assistance for help. If help will ever come, that is. Which it probably won't.  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    9,555 words · 553 views  ·  50  ·  2
  • E And That's How Equestria was Made...

    The creation of the great planet of Equus and its myriad life forms is shrouded in mystery, myth, chaos, and outright lies. Many stories are told about how this great world came to be. This is one such story...  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    3,821 words · 390 views  ·  24  ·  1

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  • Sweet Apple Capers Pinkie Pie wants some apple strudel, and by Celestia, she's gonna get it! by The RPGenius 24,277 words · 813 views · 73 likes · 1 dislikes
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  • Doctor Whooves - The Series: Episode One - The Pinkie Conundrum After the harrowing events of "Traveller," the Doctor is forced into having some downtime in Ponyville while the TARDIS rests. Meanwhile, Twilight goes to confide in her beloved mentor, but ends up learning far more than she expected. by Loyal2Luna 30,783 words · 17,553 views · 951 likes · 15 dislikes
  • Bug In The City Third part of the Leech series. Leech gets a job, Trixie discovers a new power. Excitement. Oh yes. by PointlessGizmo 52,389 words · 2,801 views · 158 likes · 3 dislikes

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  • Master While investigating a strange magical signal, the Element bearers (along with an unsuspecting Spike) are scattered throughout a strange world filled with even stranger creatures. The one who brought them there is very interested in catching them all. by NejinOniwa 52,050 words · 5,300 views · 582 likes · 40 dislikes
  • Hail to the King A human soul is stuffed into King Sombra's body. Having no idea what's going on, and thinking he is in some kind of coma, he just casually strolls into the Crystal Empire. by Qwapdo 85,508 words · 45,204 views · 4,480 likes · 77 dislikes
  • Elementals of Harmony (FiMtG) The only standing between Equestria and apocalypse is Ditzy Doo. Yes, really. Stop laughing! by FanOfMostEverything 96,433 words · 5,356 views · 286 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Rainbooms and Royalty Alternate Universe: Filly Rainbow Dash has just performed her Sonic Rainboom when she gets a visitor by Trinary 106,195 words · 15,321 views · 1,696 likes · 44 dislikes

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#103 · 9w, 4d ago · · ·


Ok, take your time then.

#102 · 9w, 4d ago · · ·


Since getting my job, production has slowed to a near halt, but there'll be a stream tomorrow. If luck is on my side, I'll finish the next chapter of Smash.

#101 · 9w, 4d ago · · ·

Can we get some news about your stories please?

#100 · 20w, 6h ago · · ·

>>1592584 Which one? Hearts as Strong as Horses? Apples to the Core? Discord? Dragon Ball Z fight scene?

I personally think it was a good season. :pinkiehappy:

#99 · 20w, 3d ago · · ·

>>1548023 There is one memorable moment in Season 4.  If you haven't seen it already, I'm sure the nice people of fimfiction will point it out :twilightsmile:

#97 · 22w, 5d ago · · ·

Lovely hats. ^^

#96 · 24w, 5d ago · · ·


You're not bothering me or offending me or anything. I've just sorta lost interest in the show itself. I'm still a fan of the characters, themes, and setting, but the direction the show has taken post Season 2 has dulled my enthusiasm to the show itself and I chose not to watch Season 4.

Personally, from what I've heard from friends who have watched Season 4, I feel I have made the right personal choice. Most of what I've heard about Season 4 sounds less than attractive to me. I, of course, can't know this for 100% certain without watching it for myself, but ultimately, I just don't think I have the interest anymore.

#95 · 24w, 5d ago · · ·

>>1547797 ...Oh. Sorry for bothering you, and I am seriously sorry if I have offended.

#94 · 24w, 5d ago · · ·


I didn't watch season 4.

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