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Dusty the Royal Janitor

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  • E A Joke Too Far

    Cadance didn't know what to expect when her formerly banished Aunt Luna returned from her thousand year imprisonment in the moon. But, she's quite entertained by the hilarity.  · ZOMG
    2,361 words · 6,623 views  ·  1,208  ·  13
  • E Discord Applies For Citizenship Papers

    Discord attempts to fill in the forms to apply for his Equestrian citizenship papers  · CCC
    1,157 words · 1,932 views  ·  279  ·  2
  • T Equestrylvania

    A Castlevania/MLP crossover. But enough talk! Have at you!  · Brony_Fife
    144,949 words · 3,995 views  ·  211  ·  7 · sex · gore
  • T Stumble In My Footsteps

    Choco Pie, Element of Laughter and the only stallion in the Mane 6, starts cracking up after Eris the pink draconequus singles him in particular out to torment. Characters are not OCs or genderswaps. Trust me.  · alarajrogers
    7,806 words · 6,744 views  ·  36  ·  1
  • E The Changeling of the Guard

    Not all changelings are fit for life in a hive. But that doesn't mean they're capable of life outside it, either. Join one such changeling as he tries to find his place in Equestria, and what the difference is between survival and living.  · vdrake77
    37,677 words · 3,851 views  ·  549  ·  7
  • T If I Were a Pony...

    Chrysalis died following the invasion. But Tartarus wouldn't be my afterlife, and death not my reaper. No, Ponyville is my purgatory, & my socially-inept roommate, Moon-Butt, my reaper.Now I must learn to be a pony, including the singing and dancing.  · Pen Mightier
    5,170 words · 3,228 views  ·  504  ·  16
  • E Warmongering

    A Diamond Dog king declares war on Equestria  · BronyWriter
    3,954 words · 7,128 views  ·  1,454  ·  34
  • T Earth Ponies Can Cast Spells Too

    When mysterious creatures invading Equestria are found to be immune to unicorn magic, Applejack must step up and take on a task she never thought possible.  · Paulicus
    6,423 words · 1,696 views  ·  213  ·  9
  • T Rough in the Diamond

    Rarity and Rainbow Dash aren't exactly close. After all, they're very different ponies with very little in common. Or so Rainbow Dash thought. A trip to Canterlot reveals that Rarity isn't exactly the pony that Dash thinks she is.  · Sharp Spark
    4,829 words · 4,184 views  ·  642  ·  48
  • E Quorum Sensing

    Scootaloo learns her Cutie Mark will never come. How can she break the news to her friends?  · Wise Cracker
    3,997 words · 4,660 views  ·  384  ·  3
  • E Three Goddesses, the Apple, and the Stallion

    A tale from the times before Equestria, of chaos, an apple, and a love everlasting.  · Snake Staff
    2,450 words · 1,500 views  ·  175  ·  5
  • T Twilight Sparkle of the Royal Guard

    Twilight Sparkle is the newest member of Celestia's Royal Guard. Fresh out of the Military Academy, she's ready to prove herself, but will her first assignment be too much for her to handle?  · King of Beggars
    39,944 words · 4,655 views  ·  853  ·  21
  • T What I've Done

    Though no longer plagued with a face that would give Slender nightmares, Alex continues to struggle against a monster far worse than the one he was...  · Knight Breeze
    23,234 words · 5,766 views  ·  1,188  ·  24
  • E Dinky Who

    Her father's a murderer and her mother won't listen. What choice did Dinky have other than to leave?  · sparkypchu
    4,565 words · 156 views  ·  23  ·  1
  • T Silent Ponyville

    Pinkie Pie goes to Twilight to end her horrible nightmares.  · SamRose
    30,195 words · 23,771 views  ·  1,189  ·  21 · gore
  • T Ms. Celestia

    What if Celestia was just an ordinary mare?  · Flint-Lock
    6,267 words · 4,750 views  ·  715  ·  17


Okay, so, for some reason, I just can't get livestream to work today. Like at all. My internet has been acting very strangely since late last night. It's been randomly slowing down to a complete halt intermittently, Adobe Flash has been up and dying constantly making it damn near impossible to watch videos, and now, for some reason, I just downright can't load anything on livestream.

I dunno if this is a sequence of bizarre coincidences and these are all separate issues, or if there's actually a greater problem with my computer. But the long and the short of it is that I've been trying to get on for about 25 minutes now and I just can't.

I hope there isn't actually something wrong with my computer. That really isn't something I need right now.

So, apologies, but I'm going to have to cancel the stream today. Hopefully I'll have things up and running again by Wednesday.

Really sorry, fellas. :ajsleepy:

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Latest Stories

  • E Applebloom: Transform and Roll Out!

    Applebloom has a secret. A secret so well hidden even she never knew it. But when the truth comes to light, how will she cope when the reality of her past comes crashing down? More importantly, how will she deal with her new enemies: The Decepticons?  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    57,172 words · 7,955 views  ·  730  ·  17
  • T PonyFall: Leather and Lace

    It was another one of those days. You know the type... the kind where an omnipotent tomfool decides  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    59,816 words · 4,811 views  ·  554  ·  18
  • E Super Smash Brothers: Disharmony

    Twilight and her friends are whisked away to a strange tournament on the edge of time and space. Can they make new friends with the colorful characters there? Will they cope with the strange goings on and dark conspiracies that are revealed there?  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    44,760 words · 3,389 views  ·  332  ·  6
  • E Spike Eats a Peach

    Spike buys a peach from the marketplace. Twilight has war flashbacks.  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    1,798 words · 584 views  ·  50  ·  14
  • T Trixie vs. Roadside Assistance

    Trixie's wagon wheel breaks, stranding her in the middle of Hoofington. Unable to fix it herself, she must call upon Equestrian Roadside Assistance for help. If help will ever come, that is. Which it probably won't.  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    9,555 words · 460 views  ·  49  ·  2
  • E And That's How Equestria was Made...

    The creation of the great planet of Equus and its myriad life forms is shrouded in mystery, myth, chaos, and outright lies. Many stories are told about how this great world came to be. This is one such story...  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    3,821 words · 328 views  ·  24  ·  1

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  • The Dresden Fillies: False Masks Sequel to the Dresden Fillies: Strange Friends. Everyone's favorite wizard returns to Equestria. by psychicscubadiver 199,676 words · 15,312 views · 1,934 likes · 34 dislikes
  • Doctor Whooves - The Series: Episode One - The Pinkie Conundrum After the harrowing events of "Traveller," the Doctor is forced into having some downtime in Ponyville while the TARDIS rests. Meanwhile, Twilight goes to confide in her beloved mentor, but ends up learning far more than she expected. by Loyal2Luna 30,783 words · 16,970 views · 931 likes · 15 dislikes
  • Bug In The City Third part of the Leech series. Leech gets a job, Trixie discovers a new power. Excitement. Oh yes. by PointlessGizmo 52,389 words · 2,695 views · 156 likes · 3 dislikes

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  • Master While investigating a strange magical signal, the Element bearers (along with an unsuspecting Spike) are scattered throughout a strange world filled with even stranger creatures. The one who brought them there is very interested in catching them all. by NejinOniwa 52,050 words · 5,074 views · 575 likes · 39 dislikes
  • Hail to the King A human soul is stuffed into King Sombra's body. Having no idea what's going on, and thinking he is in some kind of coma, he just casually strolls into the Crystal Empire. by Qwapdo 85,508 words · 41,757 views · 4,301 likes · 68 dislikes
  • Elementals of Harmony (FiMtG) The only standing between Equestria and apocalypse is Ditzy Doo. Yes, really. Stop laughing! by FanOfMostEverything 96,433 words · 4,997 views · 270 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Rainbooms and Royalty Alternate Universe: Filly Rainbow Dash has just performed her Sonic Rainboom when she gets a visitor by Trinary 106,195 words · 14,590 views · 1,643 likes · 41 dislikes

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#100 · 2w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1592584 Which one? Hearts as Strong as Horses? Apples to the Core? Discord? Dragon Ball Z fight scene?

I personally think it was a good season. :pinkiehappy:

#99 · 3w, 50m ago · · ·

>>1548023 There is one memorable moment in Season 4.  If you haven't seen it already, I'm sure the nice people of fimfiction will point it out :twilightsmile:

#97 · 5w, 2d ago · · ·

Lovely hats. ^^

#96 · 7w, 2d ago · · ·


You're not bothering me or offending me or anything. I've just sorta lost interest in the show itself. I'm still a fan of the characters, themes, and setting, but the direction the show has taken post Season 2 has dulled my enthusiasm to the show itself and I chose not to watch Season 4.

Personally, from what I've heard from friends who have watched Season 4, I feel I have made the right personal choice. Most of what I've heard about Season 4 sounds less than attractive to me. I, of course, can't know this for 100% certain without watching it for myself, but ultimately, I just don't think I have the interest anymore.

#95 · 7w, 2d ago · · ·

>>1547797 ...Oh. Sorry for bothering you, and I am seriously sorry if I have offended.

#94 · 7w, 2d ago · · ·


I didn't watch season 4.

#93 · 7w, 2d ago · · ·

If this offends or angers, I am terribly sorry. Never the less, I was wondering; now that s4's over, do you still feel that the series post S2 has little or nothing to offer?

#92 · 16w, 6d ago · · ·

I had fun on your stream do it again sometime please :pinkiesad2:

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