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Story Progress


Super Smash Bros: Disharmony - Ch6

90% (Needs editing and some tweaks)

Applebloom: Transform and Roll Out - Ch9


PonyFall: Leather and Lace - Ch14 (Finale)

60% (It's been stuck here for a while)

The Shadow in the Hollow - Ch2

75% (needs MAJOR tweaking)




Princess Luna's Babysitting Service

80% to posting first chapter

Final Harmony: Fate of Two Worlds

30% (prologue done. Need to rethink first chapter)


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Stories I may or may not have been reading recently

  • T Readable Teaser

    After coming home from her concert tour, Octavia finds herself trapped in her own apartment.  · SamRose
    10,848 words · 344 views  ·  33  ·  5 · gore
  • E A Curious Case of Immortality

    Worried about her friends' mortality, Twilight hatches a daring plan. She probably should have told them about it first.  · billymorph
    1,564 words · 5,799 views  ·  892  ·  12
  • T Cleïs of Lesbos

    In the time of the 45th Olympiad, a strange meeting changes many lives.  · Masterweaver
    4,361 words · 634 views  ·  61  ·  3 · sex
  • T Where Parallel Lines Converge

    Ditzy Planeswalker has perhaps the worst experience in the history of tourism.  · FanOfMostEverything
    6,709 words · 1,240 views  ·  159  ·  4
  • E The Gratuitous Quest For Guardians In Legality And Also Unlimited Milkshakes

    In Which Our Heroine Devotes Time To Efforts Not Properly Understood By Her Compatriots Despite One Being In Situation Similar  · Masterweaver
    1,903 words · 879 views  ·  145  ·  3
  • T Sundowner

    A very different Sunset Shimmer finds herself in a much darker human world. She's found the power she always wanted, but is power what she really needs?  · King of Beggars
    72,818 words · 2,027 views  ·  211  ·  6
  • E Rainbow Splash

    Rainbow just discovered water balloons. Discovering why ponies don't use them is going to take slightly longer.  · Estee
    6,479 words · 3,094 views  ·  361  ·  10
  • T Non-Entity

    Fluttershy encounters a strange creature in the woods and nurses it back to health, only to discover she has one of the most dangerous and powerful mages to ever exist in her care.  · Captain Wuzz
    108,591 words · 3,980 views  ·  401  ·  11
  • T Trav(ap)est(r)y

    Moving Sun and Moon is an effort. Running a country is difficult. Getting rid of a so-called cultural heirloom is impossible.  · Estee
    15,199 words · 2,295 views  ·  305  ·  9
  • T Goosed!

    The parasprites were a warm-up act.  · Estee
    43,126 words · 1,451 views  ·  194  ·  9
  • T Who Hijacked Twilight Sparkle?

    Twilight Sparkle goes missing. Ted Valiant, son of famed private eye Eddie Valiant, is tasked to find her.  · Hoopy McGee
    3,502 words · 2,583 views  ·  476  ·  10
  • E The Poisoned Barb

    A mother, reborn into the mirrored world of her daughter's bygone years, desperately tries to find purpose in her second childhood. This is Barbara's journal.  · ManlyDerp
    62,507 words · 3,596 views  ·  421  ·  18
  • T Laughter is Faith

    In a world where terrifying monsters are not constrained to the bloated Everfree, Pinkie Pie is Princess Celestia's student.  · Redric Carrun
    67,946 words · 2,519 views  ·  314  ·  4
  • T Long Road to Friendship

    As punishment for her crimes, the Elements have cursed Sunset Shimmer to do favors for anyone who asks. Lucky her. And then there's that other Twilight Sparkle she keeps running into...  · The Albinocorn
    220,895 words · 24,953 views  ·  2,374  ·  61
  • E The Enchanted Library

    When one fateful search through the Everfree Forest leads Rarity to a secret library inhabited by the spirit of an ancient alicorn princess, she realises that it may be time to start believing in fairy tales.  · Monochromatic
    200,049 words · 15,860 views  ·  2,029  ·  31
  • T One Day I Found a Multiverse in My Pajamas

    Exploring the derpiest of all possible worlds.  · FanOfMostEverything
    7,357 words · 1,053 views  ·  120  ·  3



Hey everybody! I have a Livestream where I stream writing my various stories. It helps keep me focused and gives my readers a sneak peek at what might be coming up soon. If you want to check it out, come to the site below at the following times

Dusty's Livestream Channel of awkwardness and ponywords!

Streams will be starting at the following times. Short streams will likely only be a couple hours at most. Long streams will range between 2 and 3 hours long:

Mondays between 5:30 and 6:00pm (short stream)

Wednesdays between 3:00 and 3:30pm (long stream)

Fridays between 5:30 and 6:00pm (short stream)

Sundays between 3:00 and 3:30pm (long stream)

All Stream times are taking place in the Central USA time zone. Adjust your clocks accordingly.

Any changes to the schedule will be announced in a blog post. Hope to see you there!


That said, for future reference, would people be more interested in a Pokemon crossover or a DCAU crossover? Because these are the two things I'm weirdly interested in writing right now, and they seem to be the only things actually inspiring any creativity in me atm...

Latest Stories

  • E Applebloom: Transform and Roll Out!

    Applebloom has a secret. A secret so well hidden even she never knew it. But when the truth comes to light, how will she cope when the reality of her past comes crashing down? More importantly, how will she deal with her new enemies: The Decepticons?  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    121,095 words · 12,593 views  ·  989  ·  29
  • E Super Smash Brothers: Disharmony

    Twilight and her friends are whisked away to a strange tournament on the edge of time and space. Can they make new friends with the colorful characters there? Will they cope with the strange goings on and dark conspiracies that are revealed there?  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    79,780 words · 5,545 views  ·  470  ·  15
  • T PonyFall: Leather and Lace

    It was another one of those days. You know the type... the kind where an omnipotent tomfool decides  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    59,816 words · 5,526 views  ·  563  ·  19
  • T Trixie vs. Roadside Assistance

    Trixie's wagon wheel breaks, stranding her in the middle of Hoofington. Unable to fix it herself, she must call upon Equestrian Roadside Assistance for help. If help will ever come, that is. Which it probably won't.  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    9,555 words · 986 views  ·  77  ·  2
  • E Spike Eats a Peach

    Spike buys a peach from the marketplace. Twilight has war flashbacks.  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    1,798 words · 860 views  ·  58  ·  14
  • E And That's How Equestria was Made...

    The creation of the great planet of Equus and its myriad life forms is shrouded in mystery, myth, chaos, and outright lies. Many stories are told about how this great world came to be. This is one such story...  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    3,821 words · 593 views  ·  25  ·  1

Stories I like to read.

  • Project: Sunflower As the Earth is under threat, humanity reaches out for one last hope of salvation. by Hoopy McGee 242,202 words · 31,089 views · 4,167 likes · 65 dislikes
  • Sweet Apple Capers Pinkie Pie wants some apple strudel, and by Celestia, she's gonna get it! by The RPGenius 24,277 words · 1,019 views · 77 likes · 1 dislikes
  • The Dresden Fillies: False Masks Sequel to the Dresden Fillies: Strange Friends. Everyone's favorite wizard returns to Equestria. by psychicscubadiver 199,676 words · 18,717 views · 2,187 likes · 37 dislikes
  • Doctor Whooves - The Series: Episode One - The Pinkie Conundrum After the harrowing events of "Traveller," the Doctor is forced into having some downtime in Ponyville while the TARDIS rests. Meanwhile, Twilight goes to confide in her beloved mentor, but ends up learning far more than she expected. by Loyal2Luna 30,783 words · 19,830 views · 962 likes · 15 dislikes
  • Bug In The City Third part of the Leech series. Leech gets a job, Trixie discovers a new power. Excitement. Oh yes. by PointlessGizmo 52,389 words · 3,140 views · 172 likes · 3 dislikes

More stories I like to read.

  • My Little Marriage : Mary is a Mare Stan has been married to his wife, Mary, for nearly fifteen years. They're happy and live a very normal, almost picturesque life. Sometimes... life has a funny way of pulling a one eighty when you least expect it. by MerlosTheMad 217,328 words · 17,094 views · 1,558 likes · 81 dislikes
  • Master While investigating a strange magical signal, the Element bearers (along with an unsuspecting Spike) are scattered throughout a strange world filled with even stranger creatures. The one who brought them there is very interested in catching them all. by NejinOniwa 52,050 words · 6,195 views · 604 likes · 41 dislikes
  • Hail to the King A human soul is stuffed into King Sombra's body. Having no idea what's going on, and thinking he is in some kind of coma, he just casually strolls into the Crystal Empire. by Qwapdo 85,508 words · 55,864 views · 5,003 likes · 81 dislikes
  • Elementals of Harmony (FiMtG) The only standing between Equestria and apocalypse is Ditzy Doo. Yes, really. Stop laughing! by FanOfMostEverything 96,433 words · 6,751 views · 345 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Rainbooms and Royalty Alternate Universe: Filly Rainbow Dash has just performed her Sonic Rainboom when she gets a visitor by Trinary 106,195 words · 18,660 views · 1,890 likes · 50 dislikes

Even more stories I like to read.

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#118 · 4w, 3d ago · · ·

It's a shame, your ATaRo and SSBD crossover fics had great premises and deserved to be continued and finished.

Comment posted by Black Hoof deleted at 9:12pm on the 22nd of September, 2016
#115 · 20w, 6d ago · · 1 ·

>>2207986 Installments Relating to Epic Story Suggestion:

Equestria Girls/Transformers/G.I. Joe: Apocalypse Wars (1st Installment; Original Story)

Equestria Girls/Transformers/G.I. Joe and Extraordinary X-Men/Uncanny X-Men/All-New X-Men: Heroes United (2nd Installment; 1st Sequel Story)

Equestria Girls/Transformers/G.I. Joe/X-Men/All-New Wolverine/Deadpool: Civil War II (3rd Installment; 2nd Sequel Story)

Equestria Girls/Transformers/G.I. Joe: StandOff! (4th and final Installment; Prequel Story)





with thanks,


Shane Nokes aka James Plasma

#114 · 21w, 8h ago · · 1 ·

>>2124171 Hi, Here is a Private Message I Just sent to you right now To Celebrate the Release of X-Men: Apocalypse...http://www.fimfiction.net/manage_user/messages/8869696

with thanks and Dearest Regards,

From Your Biggest fan of All Time in All of Reality,

Shane W.L. Nokes aka James S.K. Plasma

#113 · 24w, 3d ago · · ·

We have common interests, you and I.

forsooth, thy dusting skills cannot be compared to any  other broom.

Another question, does thy engage in the works of team fortress? reading such stories, I should assume you have such interests.

#112 · 27w, 4d ago · · ·

Are you going to continue PonyFall?

#111 · 37w, 6h ago · · ·

>>2124171 Well, I guess that's the first I've heard.  Thanks anyway.

#110 · 37w, 7h ago · · ·


Can't say I do. While I'm passingly aware of the youtube garbage going on at the moment due to certain content creators I follow being hit with things, I'm not sure why you'd come to me with this. I'm not a video creator.

#109 · 37w, 9h ago · · ·

I plan on making some AMVs for MLP.  I’ve uploaded random fan videos to Youtube before, but the people in charge of that site took them down just as quickly and made a strike against my profile.  I tried mirroring my videos, which worked for a while until the same thing happened.

I filed a counter-claim of Fair Use, which it was.  I wasn’t making money or anything off my vids.  And I for one refuse to give away my personal information, which YouTube wanted me to do in order to restore my videos and possibly my reputation.

Do you know of any alternatives to YouTube WITHOUT the copyright nonsense?  And keep in mind that Dailymotion and Veoh are not options since I've already tried them and met with the same garbage.

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