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Story Progress


Super Smash Bros: Disharmony - Ch6

90% (Needs editing and some tweaks)

Applebloom: Transform and Roll Out - Ch9


PonyFall: Leather and Lace - Ch14 (Finale)

60% (It's been stuck here for a while)

The Shadow in the Hollow - Ch2

75% (needs MAJOR tweaking)




Princess Luna's Babysitting Service

80% to posting first chapter

Final Harmony: Fate of Two Worlds

30% (prologue done. Need to rethink first chapter)


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Stories I may or may not have been reading recently

  • T Trav(ap)est(r)y

    Moving Sun and Moon is an effort. Running a country is difficult. Getting rid of a so-called cultural heirloom is impossible.  · Estee
    15,199 words · 1,301 views  ·  222  ·  7
  • T Goosed!

    The parasprites were a warm-up act.  · Estee
    43,126 words · 791 views  ·  148  ·  9
  • T Who Hijacked Twilight Sparkle?

    Twilight Sparkle goes missing. Ted Valiant, son of famed private eye Eddie Valiant, is tasked to find her.  · Hoopy McGee
    3,502 words · 1,960 views  ·  416  ·  9
  • E The Poisoned Barb

    A mother, reborn into the mirrored world of her daughter's bygone years, desperately tries to find purpose in her second childhood. This is Barbara's journal.  · ManlyDerp
    62,507 words · 3,324 views  ·  404  ·  18
  • T Laughter is Faith

    In a world where terrifying monsters are not constrained to the bloated Everfree, Pinkie Pie is Princess Celestia's student.  · Redric Carrun
    67,946 words · 2,362 views  ·  303  ·  4
  • T Long Road to Friendship

    As punishment for her crimes, the Elements have cursed Sunset Shimmer to do favors for anyone who asks. Lucky her. And then there's that other Twilight Sparkle she keeps running into...  · The Albinocorn
    219,811 words · 21,984 views  ·  2,167  ·  52
  • E The Enchanted Library

    When one fateful search through the Everfree Forest leads Rarity to a secret library inhabited by the spirit of an ancient alicorn princess, she realises that it may be time to start believing in fairy tales.  · Monochromatic
    180,679 words · 14,025 views  ·  1,860  ·  26
  • T One Day I Found a Multiverse in My Pajamas

    Exploring the derpiest of all possible worlds.  · FanOfMostEverything
    7,357 words · 540 views  ·  75  ·  3
  • T Fluttershy's Extremely Odd Jobs

    Pinkie Pie realizes she has no idea what Fluttershy does for money, and is determined to find out.  · MythrilMoth
    5,391 words · 8,055 views  ·  1,149  ·  29
  • E Trixie's Fire in the Blood

    The Great and Powerful Trixie returns home in defeat. Can Grand-Père Presto’s magic gumbo give her the confidence to be great and powerful again?  · Georg
    10,552 words · 1,333 views  ·  155  ·  2
  • E A Hearth's Warming Swap

    Dashverse AU: The Mane Six are due to put on the Heart's Warming Pageant, but things get mixed up and turned around thanks to Fluttershy.  · Trinary
    7,241 words · 442 views  ·  55  ·  4
  • T Diamond and the Rough

    Dashverse: Rarity and Rainbow Dash are friends, but they don't have much in common. This becomes a problem when Princess Luna needs their help with the Equestria Summit and the two friends have vastly differing ideas on how to proceed.  · Trinary
    13,289 words · 575 views  ·  58  ·  4
  • E Princess Celestia's Newest Arch Enemy

    When a colt named "Bad Dude" storms into Celestia's personal study and declares himself as her latest arch enemy, the Princess can't help but nearly gush from the sight. But is there more to "Bad Dude" than his cute exterior would suggest?  · naturalbornderpy
    4,656 words · 13,091 views  ·  2,132  ·  33
  • T My Twilight Facade

    Suddenly, I'm Twilight Sparkle and I don't want to be here.  · axelsempai
    191,303 words · 10,224 views  ·  1,270  ·  60 · sex · gore
  • E Random

    Pinkie Pie's grandmother is a draconequus. Pinkie Pie's mother is not. This causes some arguments as to how the newborn Pinkie should be raised...  · Bugle
    6,836 words · 3,615 views  ·  655  ·  9
  • E The Trial of Fluttershy Flutters

    The long horn of the law finally catches up with Fluttershy... now if only it can actually maintain a grip on her!  · Masterweaver
    2,757 words · 7,888 views  ·  1,351  ·  18



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Streams will be starting at the following times. Short streams will likely only be a couple hours at most. Long streams will range between 2 and 3 hours long:

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Any changes to the schedule will be announced in a blog post. Hope to see you there!


So what happened? · 12:30am

Well, probably better to keep you guys updated than just going silent again

After resolving to do better and trying to get into writing again, I went a few days before life decided to take another swing at my nutsack and now my grandmother is in the hospital with a collapsed lung. If you wanna talk about taking the wind right out of my sails again, this pretty definitively did that.

I'm still going to try and get back into it, but it's probably going to be slower than I first anticipated.

Sorry, everybody.

Latest Stories

  • E Applebloom: Transform and Roll Out!

    Applebloom has a secret. A secret so well hidden even she never knew it. But when the truth comes to light, how will she cope when the reality of her past comes crashing down? More importantly, how will she deal with her new enemies: The Decepticons?  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    121,095 words · 11,692 views  ·  973  ·  27
  • T PonyFall: Leather and Lace

    It was another one of those days. You know the type... the kind where an omnipotent tomfool decides  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    59,816 words · 5,362 views  ·  560  ·  19
  • E Super Smash Brothers: Disharmony

    Twilight and her friends are whisked away to a strange tournament on the edge of time and space. Can they make new friends with the colorful characters there? Will they cope with the strange goings on and dark conspiracies that are revealed there?  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    79,780 words · 5,285 views  ·  466  ·  14
  • T Trixie vs. Roadside Assistance

    Trixie's wagon wheel breaks, stranding her in the middle of Hoofington. Unable to fix it herself, she must call upon Equestrian Roadside Assistance for help. If help will ever come, that is. Which it probably won't.  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    9,555 words · 835 views  ·  60  ·  2
  • E Spike Eats a Peach

    Spike buys a peach from the marketplace. Twilight has war flashbacks.  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    1,798 words · 809 views  ·  56  ·  14
  • E And That's How Equestria was Made...

    The creation of the great planet of Equus and its myriad life forms is shrouded in mystery, myth, chaos, and outright lies. Many stories are told about how this great world came to be. This is one such story...  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    3,821 words · 550 views  ·  25  ·  1

Stories I like to read.

  • Project: Sunflower As the Earth is under threat, humanity reaches out for one last hope of salvation. by Hoopy McGee 242,202 words · 29,101 views · 4,017 likes · 65 dislikes
  • Sweet Apple Capers Pinkie Pie wants some apple strudel, and by Celestia, she's gonna get it! by The RPGenius 24,277 words · 976 views · 77 likes · 1 dislikes
  • The Dresden Fillies: False Masks Sequel to the Dresden Fillies: Strange Friends. Everyone's favorite wizard returns to Equestria. by psychicscubadiver 199,676 words · 18,105 views · 2,152 likes · 38 dislikes
  • Doctor Whooves - The Series: Episode One - The Pinkie Conundrum After the harrowing events of "Traveller," the Doctor is forced into having some downtime in Ponyville while the TARDIS rests. Meanwhile, Twilight goes to confide in her beloved mentor, but ends up learning far more than she expected. by Loyal2Luna 30,783 words · 19,275 views · 945 likes · 14 dislikes
  • Bug In The City Third part of the Leech series. Leech gets a job, Trixie discovers a new power. Excitement. Oh yes. by PointlessGizmo 52,389 words · 3,067 views · 169 likes · 3 dislikes

More stories I like to read.

  • My Little Marriage : Mary is a Mare Stan has been married to his wife, Mary, for nearly fifteen years. They're happy and live a very normal, almost picturesque life. Sometimes... life has a funny way of pulling a one eighty when you least expect it. by MerlosTheMad 210,759 words · 16,789 views · 1,492 likes · 78 dislikes
  • Master While investigating a strange magical signal, the Element bearers (along with an unsuspecting Spike) are scattered throughout a strange world filled with even stranger creatures. The one who brought them there is very interested in catching them all. by NejinOniwa 52,050 words · 5,973 views · 596 likes · 40 dislikes
  • Hail to the King A human soul is stuffed into King Sombra's body. Having no idea what's going on, and thinking he is in some kind of coma, he just casually strolls into the Crystal Empire. by Qwapdo 85,508 words · 53,274 views · 4,885 likes · 80 dislikes
  • Elementals of Harmony (FiMtG) The only standing between Equestria and apocalypse is Ditzy Doo. Yes, really. Stop laughing! by FanOfMostEverything 96,433 words · 6,152 views · 299 likes · 10 dislikes
  • Rainbooms and Royalty Alternate Universe: Filly Rainbow Dash has just performed her Sonic Rainboom when she gets a visitor by Trinary 106,195 words · 17,925 views · 1,848 likes · 46 dislikes

Even more stories I like to read.

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#113 · 2w, 5d ago · · ·

We have common interests, you and I.

forsooth, thy dusting skills cannot be compared to any  other broom.

Another question, does thy engage in the works of team fortress? reading such stories, I should assume you have such interests.

#112 · 5w, 6d ago · · ·

Are you going to continue PonyFall?

#111 · 15w, 2d ago · · ·

>>2124171 Well, I guess that's the first I've heard.  Thanks anyway.

#110 · 15w, 2d ago · · ·


Can't say I do. While I'm passingly aware of the youtube garbage going on at the moment due to certain content creators I follow being hit with things, I'm not sure why you'd come to me with this. I'm not a video creator.

#109 · 15w, 2d ago · · ·

I plan on making some AMVs for MLP.  I’ve uploaded random fan videos to Youtube before, but the people in charge of that site took them down just as quickly and made a strike against my profile.  I tried mirroring my videos, which worked for a while until the same thing happened.

I filed a counter-claim of Fair Use, which it was.  I wasn’t making money or anything off my vids.  And I for one refuse to give away my personal information, which YouTube wanted me to do in order to restore my videos and possibly my reputation.

Do you know of any alternatives to YouTube WITHOUT the copyright nonsense?  And keep in mind that Dailymotion and Veoh are not options since I've already tried them and met with the same garbage.

#108 · 29w, 4d ago · · ·

Please continue the super smash bros pony crossover! .

#107 · 32w, 3d ago · · ·

Hi. Just wondering how it's going with the next A:TaRO chapter?

#106 · 33w, 4d ago · · ·

Can you please continue super smash brothers : disharmony?  I really love that story, sand I was overjoyed when the new chapter came out.

#105 · 35w, 6d ago · 1 · ·


Nah, but seriously. First I'm going to get over this goddamn cold I've landed myself with and then I'm going to get to work on chapter 12. I might possibly start a new fic as well, though that's up in the air. Depends on how much time I can devote to writing.

#104 · 35w, 6d ago · · ·

I am sadface about the fact that Tale of Two Worlds got cancelled, I see you liked it too. D:

But wowsers, you just put out a lot of words of your own in a very short period of time! How do you feel? What are you going to do next? :pinkiehappy:

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