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Story Progress


Super Smash Bros: Disharmony - Ch6

90% (Needs editing and some tweaks)

Applebloom: Transform and Roll Out - Ch9


PonyFall: Leather and Lace - Ch14 (Finale)

60% (It's been stuck here for a while)

The Shadow in the Hollow - Ch2

75% (needs MAJOR tweaking)




Princess Luna's Babysitting Service

80% to posting first chapter

Final Harmony: Fate of Two Worlds

30% (prologue done. Need to rethink first chapter)


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Stories I may or may not have been reading recently

  • T Nope. I'm Done.

    Spike gets home from a comic book convention and discovers things are slightly.....amiss  · RarityEQM
    483 words · 1,478 views  ·  225  ·  5
  • T Changing Views

    One moment I was enjoying life, the next... well, I'm not so sure, though I was hearing voices. Now, however? I'm the last survivor of my race. I'm not even human anymore...  · lllWarHawklll
    93,725 words · 9,350 views  ·  1,113  ·  28
  • T Induction of the Innocent

    A smooth-talking stallion gets Twilight alone and right where he wants her. Events proceed from there.  · FanOfMostEverything
    2,937 words · 1,666 views  ·  243  ·  7
  • E How a Pie Became a Cake

    How did Pinkie Pie come to live at Sugarcube Corner? Fresh off the success of her first party she heads off to increase happiness in others, and finds a struggling shop to aid.  · Never2muchpinkie
    11,581 words · 3,275 views  ·  311  ·  3
  • E Of Mock Turtles And Griffins

    Fluttershy helps Gilda save her pet mock turtle and learns more about her  · Rated Ponystar
    4,120 words · 932 views  ·  105  ·  2
  • T Black Magic Mare, Roaming Queen

    Ditzy Doo and Trixie take the road to Baltimare together. Stories will be shared. Conversations will be won and lost. Pine cones will be eaten. The past will be fled.  · Meta Four
    12,832 words · 923 views  ·  89  ·  3
  • T The Wheel and the Butterfly A Dan X Pinkie Pie Saga

    Pinkie Pie finds herself adjusting to a new, hostile world, with a new hostile friend. Can they make it through this new misadventure together, or is it the universe that needs to watch out for them?  · Justice4243
    691,611 words · 17,200 views  ·  1,735  ·  76
  • T I Come From a Land Down Under

    From one barren wasteland to another, less barren wasteland, an Australian IT worker finds himself stuck in the snow where nowhere to go. At least it can't get any worse... right?  · Dropbear
    48,163 words · 5,024 views  ·  715  ·  24
  • E One Night at Fluttershy's

    When a storm knocks a tree onto Vinyl's house, she and Octavia are forced to seek temporary refuge at Fluttershy's, but can the three of them survive even one night together?  · PaulAsaran
    7,994 words · 1,352 views  ·  120  ·  4
  • E Twilight Manages to Screw Up More Than Usual

    Twilight has to find the Elements of Harmony to stop Nightmare Moon... and she screws it up.  · Fire Gazer the Alchemist
    56,290 words · 3,716 views  ·  408  ·  15
  • E Pinkie Pie is Your Pinkie

    For absolutely no reason, Pinkie Pie is now your pinkie. This is troublesome... and annoying... and pink.  · ocalhoun
    2,345 words · 314 views  ·  46  ·  5
  • E Twilight Spackle

    It's just a crack in the library's front door. Nothing to freak out about. No reason to panic or worry in any way. (Yeah, right.)  · Estee
    9,442 words · 2,609 views  ·  281  ·  17
  • T Change is Good

    Princess Celestia sets out to reform Queen Chrysalis. Easier said than done.  · ocalhoun
    7,291 words · 5,200 views  ·  694  ·  18
  • E Gone So Long

    Rarity and Cadance chat about love and time and those big steel cups they serve alongside your milkshake.  · Skywriter
    2,611 words · 2,866 views  ·  491  ·  5
  • T Dan and Pinkie Take a Slice out of Life

    A misanthropic man finds himself sharing an apartment with a bubbly, hyperactive girl. A pink pony turned human is doing her best to adjust to a new world. Together they will get through sharing living space without killing each other... probably.  · Justice4243
    21,390 words · 4,972 views  ·  521  ·  14 · sex
  • E To Glimpse a Wider World

    Inspired by the cutie mark stories they've heard, the CMC have decided that the best way to get their marks probably involves leaving home. They learn too late the merits of having an actual plan.  · Burraku_Pansa
    23,912 words · 1,323 views  ·  72  ·  5

Hooray! I'm 25 and the only thing I have to show for my existence is a useless degree, three moderately popular MLP fanfictions that will likely never be completed given the rate they update, and a volunteer position at the local thrift store.

Oh well. At least there'll be cake :pinkiehappy:


Latest Stories

  • E Applebloom: Transform and Roll Out!

    Applebloom has a secret. A secret so well hidden even she never knew it. But when the truth comes to light, how will she cope when the reality of her past comes crashing down? More importantly, how will she deal with her new enemies: The Decepticons?  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    76,713 words · 9,824 views  ·  846  ·  22
  • T PonyFall: Leather and Lace

    It was another one of those days. You know the type... the kind where an omnipotent tomfool decides  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    59,816 words · 5,150 views  ·  555  ·  18
  • E Super Smash Brothers: Disharmony

    Twilight and her friends are whisked away to a strange tournament on the edge of time and space. Can they make new friends with the colorful characters there? Will they cope with the strange goings on and dark conspiracies that are revealed there?  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    66,262 words · 4,383 views  ·  409  ·  11
  • E Spike Eats a Peach

    Spike buys a peach from the marketplace. Twilight has war flashbacks.  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    1,798 words · 698 views  ·  54  ·  14
  • T Trixie vs. Roadside Assistance

    Trixie's wagon wheel breaks, stranding her in the middle of Hoofington. Unable to fix it herself, she must call upon Equestrian Roadside Assistance for help. If help will ever come, that is. Which it probably won't.  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    9,555 words · 647 views  ·  51  ·  2
  • E And That's How Equestria was Made...

    The creation of the great planet of Equus and its myriad life forms is shrouded in mystery, myth, chaos, and outright lies. Many stories are told about how this great world came to be. This is one such story...  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    3,821 words · 436 views  ·  24  ·  1

Stories I like to read.

  • Project: Sunflower As the Earth is under threat, humanity reaches out for one last hope of salvation. by Hoopy McGee 242,202 words · 24,940 views · 3,568 likes · 54 dislikes
  • Sweet Apple Capers Pinkie Pie wants some apple strudel, and by Celestia, she's gonna get it! by The RPGenius 24,277 words · 885 views · 75 likes · 1 dislikes
  • The Dresden Fillies: False Masks Sequel to the Dresden Fillies: Strange Friends. Everyone's favorite wizard returns to Equestria. by psychicscubadiver 199,676 words · 16,893 views · 2,057 likes · 35 dislikes
  • Doctor Whooves - The Series: Episode One - The Pinkie Conundrum After the harrowing events of "Traveller," the Doctor is forced into having some downtime in Ponyville while the TARDIS rests. Meanwhile, Twilight goes to confide in her beloved mentor, but ends up learning far more than she expected. by Loyal2Luna 30,783 words · 18,142 views · 900 likes · 13 dislikes
  • Bug In The City Third part of the Leech series. Leech gets a job, Trixie discovers a new power. Excitement. Oh yes. by PointlessGizmo 52,389 words · 2,918 views · 161 likes · 3 dislikes

More stories I like to read.

  • My Little Marriage : Mary is a Mare Stan has been married to his wife, Mary, for nearly fifteen years. They're happy and live a very normal, almost picturesque life. Sometimes... life has a funny way of pulling a one eighty when you least expect it. by MerlosTheMad 210,759 words · 16,373 views · 1,436 likes · 76 dislikes
  • Master While investigating a strange magical signal, the Element bearers (along with an unsuspecting Spike) are scattered throughout a strange world filled with even stranger creatures. The one who brought them there is very interested in catching them all. by NejinOniwa 52,050 words · 5,576 views · 587 likes · 40 dislikes
  • Hail to the King A human soul is stuffed into King Sombra's body. Having no idea what's going on, and thinking he is in some kind of coma, he just casually strolls into the Crystal Empire. by Qwapdo 85,508 words · 47,617 views · 4,601 likes · 79 dislikes
  • Elementals of Harmony (FiMtG) The only standing between Equestria and apocalypse is Ditzy Doo. Yes, really. Stop laughing! by FanOfMostEverything 96,433 words · 5,574 views · 256 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Rainbooms and Royalty Alternate Universe: Filly Rainbow Dash has just performed her Sonic Rainboom when she gets a visitor by Trinary 106,195 words · 16,060 views · 1,736 likes · 43 dislikes

Even more stories I like to read.

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#103 · 23w, 3d ago · · ·


Ok, take your time then.

#102 · 23w, 3d ago · · ·


Since getting my job, production has slowed to a near halt, but there'll be a stream tomorrow. If luck is on my side, I'll finish the next chapter of Smash.

#101 · 23w, 3d ago · · ·

Can we get some news about your stories please?

#100 · 33w, 6d ago · · ·

>>1592584 Which one? Hearts as Strong as Horses? Apples to the Core? Discord? Dragon Ball Z fight scene?

I personally think it was a good season. :pinkiehappy:

#99 · 34w, 1d ago · · ·

>>1548023 There is one memorable moment in Season 4.  If you haven't seen it already, I'm sure the nice people of fimfiction will point it out :twilightsmile:

#97 · 36w, 4d ago · · ·

Lovely hats. ^^

#96 · 38w, 4d ago · · ·


You're not bothering me or offending me or anything. I've just sorta lost interest in the show itself. I'm still a fan of the characters, themes, and setting, but the direction the show has taken post Season 2 has dulled my enthusiasm to the show itself and I chose not to watch Season 4.

Personally, from what I've heard from friends who have watched Season 4, I feel I have made the right personal choice. Most of what I've heard about Season 4 sounds less than attractive to me. I, of course, can't know this for 100% certain without watching it for myself, but ultimately, I just don't think I have the interest anymore.

#95 · 38w, 4d ago · · ·

>>1547797 ...Oh. Sorry for bothering you, and I am seriously sorry if I have offended.

#94 · 38w, 4d ago · · ·


I didn't watch season 4.

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