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27th
2015

Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most.... human

RIP Leonard Nimoy: March 26, 1931 - February 27, 2015

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#100 · 7w, 3d ago · · ·

>>1592584 Which one? Hearts as Strong as Horses? Apples to the Core? Discord? Dragon Ball Z fight scene?

I personally think it was a good season. :pinkiehappy:

#99 · 7w, 5d ago · · ·

>>1548023 There is one memorable moment in Season 4.  If you haven't seen it already, I'm sure the nice people of fimfiction will point it out :twilightsmile:

#97 · 10w, 1d ago · · ·

Lovely hats. ^^

#96 · 12w, 1d ago · · ·

>>1547813

You're not bothering me or offending me or anything. I've just sorta lost interest in the show itself. I'm still a fan of the characters, themes, and setting, but the direction the show has taken post Season 2 has dulled my enthusiasm to the show itself and I chose not to watch Season 4.

Personally, from what I've heard from friends who have watched Season 4, I feel I have made the right personal choice. Most of what I've heard about Season 4 sounds less than attractive to me. I, of course, can't know this for 100% certain without watching it for myself, but ultimately, I just don't think I have the interest anymore.

#95 · 12w, 1d ago · · ·

>>1547797 ...Oh. Sorry for bothering you, and I am seriously sorry if I have offended.

#94 · 12w, 1d ago · · ·

>>1547411

I didn't watch season 4.

#93 · 12w, 1d ago · · ·

If this offends or angers, I am terribly sorry. Never the less, I was wondering; now that s4's over, do you still feel that the series post S2 has little or nothing to offer?

#92 · 21w, 4d ago · · ·

I had fun on your stream do it again sometime please :pinkiesad2:

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