Dusty the Royal Janitor

Joined November 2011
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Stories I may or may not have been reading recently

  • Princesses Can't CookFollowing a certain eclipse, both halves of the Diarchy have agreed to work on their absent culinary skills. Anise Verum and Blending Stock are the lucky ponies who get to change that status. ('Lucky' may not be the right word.) · Estee11,680 words ·1,113 views ·158 likes ·4 dislikes
  • Winds of ChangeA deal between rulers, a bargain that seems too good to be true, and a unicorn caught in the middle of it all. Between Celestia, Luna, and Chrysalis, how is anypony supposed to stay sane? · ClanCrusher19,261 words ·2,684 views ·457 likes ·8 dislikes
  • Parting WordsA really really really short vignette, that grew.  · RealityCheck12,765 words ·11,851 views ·804 likes ·53 dislikes
  • Take TwoA much older, arguably wiser, somewhat darker and definitely crazier Twilight Sparkle switches minds with her younger self to FIX EVERYTHING that went wrong before · LordBrony204053,161 words ·5,482 views ·1,004 likes ·36 dislikes
  • Dash Gets An Extra Hour In The Ball PitRainbow Dash has come all this way, and she doesn't want to go. But all she's getting is another hour in the ball pit. · Sparkler3,315 words ·3,323 views ·535 likes ·16 dislikes
  • Jury DutyIt's one of the highest services a pony can aspire to. Some ponies shouldn't aspire that high. · Estee1,345 words ·1,833 views ·214 likes ·2 dislikes
  • The Teeny, Tiny Pinkie PiePinkie Pie gets changed into a moth. Twilight, Dash, Applejack and the Crusaders search for her to change her back. · RK_Striker_JK_53,291 words ·173 views ·18 likes ·0 dislikes
  • SplashdownAs Luna begins to learn about Earth and its various-- problems, Charlie Duke has much bigger problems. He's now the only qualified xenologist on Earth, and the Russians want him. And they're willing to go to great lengths to get him.  · Cyanblackstone17,548 words ·2,033 views ·411 likes ·19 dislikes
  • Out of the NestPrequel to The White Mare Celestia and Fluttershy go dragon watching together · Warren Hutch6,564 words ·1,073 views ·210 likes ·2 dislikes
  • The White MareAlternate Universe Celestia Exiles self to Everfree after banishing Luna meets Fluttershy after first rainboom  · Warren Hutch42,809 words ·4,800 views ·763 likes ·12 dislikes
  • Tank N' PalsWhen the mane six are away, their pets will play... · Wildebeest36,573 words ·1,188 views ·124 likes ·0 dislikes
  • Would You Like To Play Again?What would you do if you died and discovered that your whole life was a game? That you were someone else's pawn? That the entire world was run by a guy named Phil? And what if you could try again? Would you? Button Mash would. · Doccular427,698 words ·486 views ·86 likes ·4 dislikes
  • The Three Sisters: Like FudgeChrysalis' daughters are serving their community service in Ponyville. Nothing can go wrong. · Wanderer D7,074 words ·3,077 views ·686 likes ·7 dislikes
  • Legality AbnormalityTwilight discovers a book hidden deep within Canterlot Library that reveals some of Celestia's more Caligula-esque... eccentricities.  · alexmagnet4,083 words ·7,111 views ·1,253 likes ·22 dislikes
  • On a Pale HorseTrixie shows up, with a monster in pursuit. Now Twilight has to work with her former rival to uncover a dark conspiracy.  · Dee Forty-Five23,804 words ·1,285 views ·116 likes ·4 dislikes
  • Masters of the EnemyWho will be the next Changeling Queen? · Masterweaver4,850 words ·1,527 views ·198 likes ·2 dislikes

I should get my computer back tomorrow.

It's taken them long enough. >_<

I am seriously pissed off at how long it's taken them to get my damn bag back to me. Freaking airlines, man. I hate them all.


Latest Stories

  • Applebloom: Transform and Roll Out!Applebloom has a secret. A secret so well hidden even she never knew it. But when the truth comes to light, how will she cope when the reality of her past comes crashing down? More importantly, how will she deal with her new enemies: The Decepticons?27,804 words ·6,030 views ·604 likes ·25 dislikes
  • PonyFall: Leather and LaceIt was another one of those days. You know the type... the kind where an omnipotent tomfool decides 59,816 words ·4,490 views ·544 likes ·18 dislikes
  • Super Smash Brothers: DisharmonyTwilight and her friends are whisked away to a strange tournament on the edge of time and space. Can they make new friends with the colorful characters there? Will they cope with the strange goings on and dark conspiracies that are revealed there?26,777 words ·2,021 views ·184 likes ·2 dislikes
  • Spike Eats a PeachSpike buys a peach from the marketplace. Twilight has war flashbacks.1,798 words ·455 views ·46 likes ·14 dislikes
  • Trixie vs. Roadside AssistanceTrixie's wagon wheel breaks, stranding her in the middle of Hoofington. Unable to fix it herself, she must call upon Equestrian Roadside Assistance for help. If help will ever come, that is. Which it probably won't.9,555 words ·340 views ·40 likes ·2 dislikes
  • And That's How Equestria was Made...The creation of the great planet of Equus and its myriad life forms is shrouded in mystery, myth, chaos, and outright lies. Many stories are told about how this great world came to be. This is one such story...3,821 words ·247 views ·23 likes ·1 dislikes

Stories I like to read.

  • Project: Sunflower As the Earth is under threat, humanity reaches out for one last hope of salvation. by Hoopy McGee 242,215 words · 18,478 views · 2,755 likes · 42 dislikes
  • Sweet Apple Capers Pinkie Pie wants some apple strudel, and by Celestia, she's gonna get it! by The RPGenius 24,277 words · 621 views · 66 likes · 1 dislikes
  • The Dresden Fillies: False Masks Sequel to the Dresden Fillies: Strange Friends. Everyone's favorite wizard returns to Equestria. by psychicscubadiver 199,676 words · 13,822 views · 1,748 likes · 26 dislikes
  • Doctor Whooves - The Series: Episode One - The Pinkie Conundrum After the harrowing events of "Traveller," the Doctor is forced into having some downtime in Ponyville while the TARDIS rests. Meanwhile, Twilight goes to confide in her beloved mentor, but ends up learning far more than she expected. by Loyal2Luna 30,783 words · 15,763 views · 880 likes · 13 dislikes
  • Bug In The City Third part of the Leech series. Leech gets a job, Trixie discovers a new power. Excitement. Oh yes. by PointlessGizmo 52,389 words · 2,498 views · 153 likes · 3 dislikes

More stories I like to read.

  • My Little Marriage : Mary is a Mare Stan has been married to his wife, Mary, for nearly fifteen years. They're happy and live a very normal, almost picturesque life. Sometimes... life has a funny way of pulling a one eighty when you least expect it. by MerlosTheMad 210,764 words · 10,423 views · 1,239 likes · 72 dislikes
  • Master While investigating a strange magical signal, the Element bearers (along with an unsuspecting Spike) are scattered throughout a strange world filled with even stranger creatures. The one who brought them there is very interested in catching them all. by NejinOniwa 52,050 words · 4,648 views · 565 likes · 39 dislikes
  • Hail to the King A human soul is stuffed into King Sombra's body. Having no idea what's going on, and thinking he is in some kind of coma, he just casually strolls into the Crystal Empire. by Qwapdo 54,571 words · 30,191 views · 3,708 likes · 53 dislikes
  • XCOM: Enemy Unthreatening Doctor Moira Vahlen learns that the same invaders that tried to ravage Earth have tried to invade Equestria as well. Ineptly. by Eakin 9,699 words · 4,140 views · 506 likes · 82 dislikes
  • Rainbooms and Royalty Alternate Universe: Filly Rainbow Dash has just performed her Sonic Rainboom when she gets a visitor by Trinary 106,195 words · 13,326 views · 1,519 likes · 38 dislikes

Even more stories I like to read.

  • Arrow 18 Mission Logs: Lone Ranger A mission to inviestigate a far off world takes an interesting twist. by AdmiralTigerclaw 51,547 words · 35,179 views · 3,665 likes · 58 dislikes
  • A Tale of Two Worlds Loki has escaped from Asgard and run as far away as he possibly can- all the way to Equestria. by The King of Gingers 66,960 words · 5,643 views · 531 likes · 20 dislikes
  • My Little Insano: Madness is Magic [Cancelled] Doctor Insano tries his hand at conquering Equestria, since Earth is proving a bit of a problem. Will the mad scientist learn the magic of friendship? No. No, he will not. by LDSocrates 69,843 words · 3,184 views · 425 likes · 22 dislikes
  • Elementals of Harmony (FiMtG) The only standing between Equestria and apocalypse is Ditzy Doo. Yes, really. Stop laughing! by FanOfMostEverything 96,433 words · 4,492 views · 245 likes · 8 dislikes
  • Exit Through Canterlot Octavia pursues a new path in life, a path where symphonies are composed with cans of spray paint. by TheBrianJ 127,215 words · 16,028 views · 1,551 likes · 35 dislikes


#1182788 · 8w, 5d ago · · ·

>>1182717 No, thank you for writing such amazing stories.

#1182717 · 8w, 5d ago · · ·


Wow! Thanks a bundle!

#1182421 · 8w, 6d ago · · ·

Woo! I'm your 200th follower! Congrats, man!!!

#1156950 · 10w, 6d ago · · ·

Hope you enjoy your time out because of the finale.

Has been epic.

But could you maybe bring more Ponyfall out of the bunker with you? :fluttershysad:


#1110449 · 14w, 3d ago · · ·

>>1110080 *slowly reaches to try and steal taco's from Dusty*:trixieshiftright:

#1109741 · 14w, 3d ago · · ·


#1026075 · 21w, 55m ago · · ·

Hey there!

Thanks for helping Twilight chase the ghosts out from her basement!

Well, I guess it didn't work out all too well this time, but there's always more adventures ahead.

Thank you very much for the fave. I appreciate it.

- KR :twistnerd:

#977291 · 24w, 5d ago · · ·

Thanks for faving "Support Group for HiEs"!

#914886 · 29w, 3d ago · · ·

*runs through the streets and alleys of the city, proclaiming the news*


*everyone flips the fuck out*

*instant feature box*

Now to go pressure Silverness.

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