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Dusty the Royal Janitor

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  • T Lovers Quarrel

    Spike pours his heart out when he sees Trixie and Twilight violently fighting  · RarityEQM
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  • T Wizards, Fools, and Foals

    Star Swirl the Bearded has several epiphanies.  · FanOfMostEverything
    2,590 words · 300 views  ·  71  ·  2
  • T 3:14 PM

    What if Pinkie used to be normal? What if being stuck in a time loop has driven her mad?  · SugarPesticide
    30,965 words · 2,273 views  ·  334  ·  5
  • E Alarm Clock

    Ditzy Doo sees things nopony else can see: higher-dimensional spatial anomalies, fae creatures, and eldritch abominations. She solves problems that other ponies don’t even know exist. But now, she may have bitten off more than she can chew.  · Meta Four
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  • E A Joke Too Far

    Cadance didn't know what to expect when her formerly banished Aunt Luna returned from her thousand year imprisonment in the moon. But, she's quite entertained by the hilarity.  · ZOMG
    2,361 words · 12,068 views  ·  2,039  ·  34
  • E Discord Applies For Citizenship Papers

    Discord attempts to fill in the forms to apply for his Equestrian citizenship papers  · CCC
    1,157 words · 2,088 views  ·  294  ·  2
  • T Equestrylvania

    A Castlevania/MLP crossover. But enough talk! Have at you!  · Brony_Fife
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  • T Stumble In My Footsteps

    Choco Pie, Element of Laughter and the only stallion in the Mane 6, starts cracking up after Eris the pink draconequus singles him in particular out to torment. Characters are not OCs or genderswaps. Trust me.  · alarajrogers
    7,806 words · 6,787 views  ·  37  ·  1
  • E The Changeling of the Guard

    Not all changelings are fit for life in a hive. But that doesn't mean they're capable of life outside it, either. Join one such changeling as he tries to find his place in Equestria, and what the difference is between survival and living.  · vdrake77
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  • T If I Were a Pony...

    Chrysalis died following the invasion. But Tartarus wouldn't be my afterlife, and death not my reaper. No, Ponyville is my purgatory, & my socially-inept roommate, Moon-Butt, my reaper.Now I must learn to be a pony, including the singing and dancing.  · Pen Mightier
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  • E Warmongering

    A Diamond Dog king declares war on Equestria  · BronyWriter
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  • T Earth Ponies Can Cast Spells Too

    When mysterious creatures invading Equestria are found to be immune to unicorn magic, Applejack must step up and take on a task she never thought possible.  · Paulicus
    6,423 words · 1,846 views  ·  220  ·  9
  • T Rough in the Diamond

    Rarity and Rainbow Dash aren't exactly close. After all, they're very different ponies with very little in common. Or so Rainbow Dash thought. A trip to Canterlot reveals that Rarity isn't exactly the pony that Dash thinks she is.  · Sharp Spark
    4,829 words · 4,373 views  ·  660  ·  48
  • E Quorum Sensing

    Scootaloo learns her Cutie Mark will never come. How can she break the news to her friends?  · Wise Cracker
    3,997 words · 4,772 views  ·  391  ·  3
  • E Three Goddesses, the Apple, and the Stallion

    A tale from the times before Equestria, of chaos, an apple, and a love everlasting.  · Snake Staff
    2,450 words · 1,597 views  ·  183  ·  5
  • T Twilight Sparkle of the Royal Guard

    Twilight Sparkle is the newest member of Celestia's Royal Guard. Fresh out of the Military Academy, she's ready to prove herself, but will her first assignment be too much for her to handle?  · King of Beggars
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Of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most.... human

RIP Leonard Nimoy: March 26, 1931 - February 27, 2015

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Latest Stories

  • E Applebloom: Transform and Roll Out!

    Applebloom has a secret. A secret so well hidden even she never knew it. But when the truth comes to light, how will she cope when the reality of her past comes crashing down? More importantly, how will she deal with her new enemies: The Decepticons?  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    68,851 words · 8,434 views  ·  784  ·  20
  • T PonyFall: Leather and Lace

    It was another one of those days. You know the type... the kind where an omnipotent tomfool decides  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    59,816 words · 4,909 views  ·  554  ·  18
  • E Super Smash Brothers: Disharmony

    Twilight and her friends are whisked away to a strange tournament on the edge of time and space. Can they make new friends with the colorful characters there? Will they cope with the strange goings on and dark conspiracies that are revealed there?  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    44,760 words · 3,509 views  ·  336  ·  6
  • E Spike Eats a Peach

    Spike buys a peach from the marketplace. Twilight has war flashbacks.  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    1,798 words · 614 views  ·  52  ·  14
  • T Trixie vs. Roadside Assistance

    Trixie's wagon wheel breaks, stranding her in the middle of Hoofington. Unable to fix it herself, she must call upon Equestrian Roadside Assistance for help. If help will ever come, that is. Which it probably won't.  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
    9,555 words · 484 views  ·  49  ·  2
  • E And That's How Equestria was Made...

    The creation of the great planet of Equus and its myriad life forms is shrouded in mystery, myth, chaos, and outright lies. Many stories are told about how this great world came to be. This is one such story...  · Dusty the Royal Janitor
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  • Hail to the King A human soul is stuffed into King Sombra's body. Having no idea what's going on, and thinking he is in some kind of coma, he just casually strolls into the Crystal Empire. by Qwapdo 85,508 words · 42,707 views · 4,365 likes · 70 dislikes
  • Elementals of Harmony (FiMtG) The only standing between Equestria and apocalypse is Ditzy Doo. Yes, really. Stop laughing! by FanOfMostEverything 96,433 words · 5,089 views · 272 likes · 8 dislikes
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#100 · 7w, 3d ago · · ·

>>1592584 Which one? Hearts as Strong as Horses? Apples to the Core? Discord? Dragon Ball Z fight scene?

I personally think it was a good season. :pinkiehappy:

#99 · 7w, 5d ago · · ·

>>1548023 There is one memorable moment in Season 4.  If you haven't seen it already, I'm sure the nice people of fimfiction will point it out :twilightsmile:

#97 · 10w, 1d ago · · ·

Lovely hats. ^^

#96 · 12w, 1d ago · · ·


You're not bothering me or offending me or anything. I've just sorta lost interest in the show itself. I'm still a fan of the characters, themes, and setting, but the direction the show has taken post Season 2 has dulled my enthusiasm to the show itself and I chose not to watch Season 4.

Personally, from what I've heard from friends who have watched Season 4, I feel I have made the right personal choice. Most of what I've heard about Season 4 sounds less than attractive to me. I, of course, can't know this for 100% certain without watching it for myself, but ultimately, I just don't think I have the interest anymore.

#95 · 12w, 1d ago · · ·

>>1547797 ...Oh. Sorry for bothering you, and I am seriously sorry if I have offended.

#94 · 12w, 1d ago · · ·


I didn't watch season 4.

#93 · 12w, 1d ago · · ·

If this offends or angers, I am terribly sorry. Never the less, I was wondering; now that s4's over, do you still feel that the series post S2 has little or nothing to offer?

#92 · 21w, 4d ago · · ·

I had fun on your stream do it again sometime please :pinkiesad2:

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