DannyJ's House of Fun

I'm DannyJ. I write, I blog, and I occasionally pre-read and edit for people.

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Non-pony stories I've written:

-Wanderer's Diary and Wanderer's Diary: Other Sides series.

-Courier's Journal series.

-Vault Dweller's Log.

-The Doctor and the Master series.

Good reviews that I've somehow gotten:

-Just Dodge! on the Royal Guard, Saturday Night Featured, and The City of Doors

-Discord: End of Empires on One Man's Pony Ramblings, Seattle's Angels, and Present Perfect's blog

-Decomposition on Seattle's Angels

-Part of a Pantheon on The Last Roundup

-Rest in Chaos on One Man's Pony Ramblings, and Present Perfect's blog

-World of Traitors on Present Perfect's blog

-Strange Bedfellows and Liaisons on Present Perfect's blog

-Wanderer's Diary on Dark Lord Potter.

-Human on Bronyland

Other accomplishments:

-The Borderworld on TV Tropes

-Human on Equestria Daily

-Human on TV Tropes

-Discord's House of Chaos on Equestria Daily

-War Machine on Equestria Daily

-Just Dodge! temporarily wins FimFiction

-Rest in Chaos does the same

List of crimes

  • T Dragonfall

    Comment-driven. A mercenary company is contracted to protect the city of Dragonfall, the murder capital of Equestria. Somehow, it's all downhill from there.  · DannyJ
    10,756 words · 168 views  ·  19  ·  2 · sex · gore
  • T The Universe is Doughnut-Shaped

    After a particularly chaotic day, a bunch of weirdos get together to talk about how everything sucks.  · DannyJ
    4,141 words · 269 views  ·  29  ·  1 · sex
  • T Doing Good or Doing Well?

    Or, Captain Goodguy V Mare-Do-Well: Dawn of Potatoday. A crossover that nobody asked for.  · DannyJ
    6,591 words · 359 views  ·  34  ·  1
  • T Subject is Sedated

    The changelings were the one great threat that nopony saw coming. For the Equestrian Intelligence Service, life is about to get much more complicated.  · DannyJ
    4,383 words · 230 views  ·  18  ·  1
  • T Something Cosmic

    Twilight and Discord are a long way from home, and have to journey through a chaotic realm to get back to Equestria. Fortunately, this is Discord's speciality, so Twilight is in safe hands. Less fortunately, all the local gods want him dead.  · DannyJ
    8,391 words · 638 views  ·  77  ·  2
  • E A Word With You, My Friend?

    Celestia and King Aspen have a much-needed talk. An epilogue to the IDW comics arc, Revenge of Everfree.  · DannyJ
    3,249 words · 853 views  ·  59  ·  6
  • T The Devil's Dues

    Discord has had to give up a lot of his chaos in the name of friendship. In the interest of fairness, the forces of Order must also be made to surrender something.  · DannyJ
    6,879 words · 1,518 views  ·  107  ·  1
  • E Agent Redwood

    Redwood is not known for her discipline and restraint. Perhaps a military career was not a smart choice for her.  · DannyJ
    5,575 words · 294 views  ·  25  ·  1
  • T To Keep the Fire Burning

    Dark Souls crossover. A young stallion's journey to rescue a friend from a decaying asylum leads to an adventure through the ancient, ruined kingdom of Equestria.  · DannyJ
    94,805 words · 966 views  ·  98  ·  6 · gore
  • T Rest in Chaos

    How would a being like Discord want to be remembered after he's gone? Well, if you're curious, he did actually write a will. To the surprise of nobody, its contents are bizarre and mildly disturbing.  · DannyJ
    1,563 words · 14,811 views  ·  1,704  ·  21
  • T Just Dodge!

    Lyra thinks Discord is an idiot for not thinking to dodge when the Elements of Harmony were about to strike him. Discord thinks this is the perfect opportunity for a game.  · DannyJ
    9,961 words · 14,821 views  ·  1,721  ·  21
  • T World of Traitors

    Imprisoned in Tartarus once more, Tirek tries to rationalise what he did.  · DannyJ
    1,055 words · 2,038 views  ·  164  ·  0
  • T The Winter

    Winter is cold, winter is dark, and winter is miserable. This will be my last winter.  · DannyJ
    10,968 words · 313 views  ·  29  ·  1 · gore
  • T Part of a Pantheon

    In the depths of space, Discord and an old enemy come face to face.  · DannyJ
    1,501 words · 1,689 views  ·  107  ·  1
  • T Discord: End of Empires

    This is not the story of how the Dragon Empire fell. This is the story of why it happened.  · DannyJ
    8,120 words · 1,693 views  ·  141  ·  3

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Progress on current projects:

Ongoing stories:

Something Cosmic - Chapter 3 - 50%

To Keep the Fire Burning - Chapter 8 - 20%

Dragonfall - Chapter 5 - 0%

Subject is Sedated - Part 2 - 65%

The Winter - Chapter 5 - 25%

Discord's House of Chaos - Chapter 4 - 40%

War Machine - Chapter 5 - 35%

Next stories:

Van Helsing - Prologue - 100% - Revising

Van Helsing - Chapter 1 - 70%

The Warlord - Oneshot - 40%

I Who Stood Before Gods and Demons - Oneshot - 0% - Planning

World War Discord - Chapter 1 - 10%

Ongoing non-pony stories:

Courier's Journal - Chapter 2 - 80% - Stop sending me messages about this; I know how long it's been.

Wanderer's Diary: Other Sides - Chapter 2 - 0%

The Doctor and the Master - Chapter 3 - 20%

Jan
1st
2017

The World on Fire · 3:50pm

I waste so much time on writing essays and background material and worldbuilding shit for the Borderworld instead of actually writing chapters. So much, in fact, that some of my Skype friends have begun referring to me as Danny Jidya, because I uncover and explain the DEEPEST LORE. I blame Posh for that name. Fuck you, Posh. Fuck you and your Solid Snake adventures. When are you going to give the public Cupsnakes like we all want?

Anyway, this all to say, I wrote a worldbuilding essay about the setting of Fire Burning, explaining its religious customs, all the kingdoms and other nations, and the broad strokes history. A lot of it is just background material that won't be extremely relevant to the main story, but I think it adds some flavour to the world.

I plan to make a more spoiler-filled version in sixty years time when the story is actually complete, but this one I've just uploaded is a minimal spoiler version. If you've read up to date on the story, then this won't contain any earth-shattering revelations. Even if you haven't, I think it's generally okay. If you're really finicky about spoilers, or if you prefer to interpret the story of Fire Burning for yourself using only the actual fic rather than any lore documents, then that's fine. But it's there if you want it, and I don't consider it as spoiling anything really important, so check it out if you're interested.

Thanks for your time. New chapter coming soon.

Kindle the bonfire by donating to my Patreon.

Good stories - Part 1

  • Hard Reset Twilight gives her life to stop a changeling invasion. Repeatedly. by Eakin 37,399 words · 66,902 views · 6,608 likes · 104 dislikes
  • Paradise Celestia and Luna were born as earth pony foals in a dangerous world. They must rise from nothing to become the princess we know, upsetting chiefs, gods, and the very forces of nature in the balance. by SlyWit 134,286 words · 17,478 views · 1,396 likes · 18 dislikes
  • For Whom We Are Hungry You didn't want to come here, but fate cares nothing for insects. The story of a changeling in Ponyville. by Cold in Gardez 14,935 words · 5,059 views · 885 likes · 9 dislikes
  • A FLEet|ng LIght |n thE DArknEsS Ponyville was deserted, and only this journal remains as a record of what occurred. by Flashgen 8,407 words · 18,996 views · 1,059 likes · 23 dislikes

Good stories - Part 2

  • The Changeling of the Guard Not all changelings are fit for life in a hive. But that doesn't mean they're capable of life outside it, either. Join one such changeling as he tries to find his place in Equestria, and what the difference is between survival and living. by vdrake77 96,170 words · 16,037 views · 2,058 likes · 29 dislikes
  • Fractured Sunlight As kids, Twilight and Sunset were best friends, but a tragic accident cut their friendship short. Years later, Twilight investigates the incidents at Canterlot High and comes face to face with what appears to be a literal ghost from her past. by Oroboro 113,957 words · 12,756 views · 1,840 likes · 64 dislikes
  • Records of an Academy Disaster Spitfire is apparently the only thing standing between the Wonderbolt Academy and total chaos. Temporary Captain Fleetfoot is not Spitfire. by Fahrenheit 9,277 words · 3,709 views · 474 likes · 5 dislikes
  • I Am Demon I am Cold, swirling snow that turns ponies against each other. I am Survivor, the one the Friendfyre spell didn't catch. I am Demon, and Clover the Clever is my Master. *Winner of Equestria Daily's Outside Insight contest* by Aquaman 15,842 words · 2,790 views · 503 likes · 14 dislikes
  • Not The Hero In all his existence, Discord has never faced an enemy as dangerous as this. by alarajrogers 242,271 words · 6,860 views · 923 likes · 57 dislikes

Good stories - Part 3

  • Moonlight Palaver Upon Nightmare Moon's return, the leaders of other nations gather to discuss the situation. They're not especially happy about it. by Carabas 6,851 words · 7,480 views · 807 likes · 8 dislikes
  • The Keepers of Discord Being a statue can drive you mad, yes? by Hoopy McGee 11,445 words · 39,336 views · 5,225 likes · 78 dislikes
  • Ragnarok As many such things do, it all started with Discord trying to help. And now Fluttershy can't escape the apocalyptic proclamations. Next time, she'll try the trick of wishing for no wishes. by Pascoite 4,538 words · 2,834 views · 293 likes · 5 dislikes
  • Rainbownomicon Losing a friend is only tragic for those who don't know necromancy. by Void Chicken 3,621 words · 10,378 views · 1,488 likes · 41 dislikes
  • ARTICLE 2 An alien crash lands in Equestria. It calls itself human. by Muppetz 185,629 words · 48,679 views · 4,550 likes · 144 dislikes
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#266 · 6w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2376948

In-progress right now, bitch. Get on Skype and help me with it.

#265 · 6w, 4d ago · · ·

When are you going to write that cockvore inflation story about Glimglam that you keep promising me?

#264 · 18w, 4d ago · · ·

>>2322488

Fandoms and fansites wax and wane, but generally, you'll always find someone still around, still doing something. I don't know if that'll always be me; it seems every few years I find something new to obsessively spend my time on, so maybe I will move on one of these days. But one thing that's different about FimFiction from all my previous haunts is that even when it's relatively quiet, it's still plenty busy enough to keep me occupied.

#263 · 18w, 5d ago · · ·

>>2285813

It's really a shame how stale the environment here has become, innovation and devoted activity is a scarce commodity now it seems. Luckily not entirely forgone though.

Although I don't have any points for pretty much redacting my entire footprint here, both willingly and not, I'd like to give writers like you the most for sticking with us here and still publishing, to your readers' immense enjoyment.

As for the blogs I'm really sorry how talent can be treated here, there's a lot of reasons why this could be but I'm sure it's nothing that stems from any perceived slight on your end. As an example, I don't even bother with notifications, haven't for my years  here.

#262 · 20w, 3d ago · 1 · ·

>>2314461

Thank you. I appreciate the sentiment.

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