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DannyJ's House of Fun


User ID: 6,086
Registered: 17th Dec 2011
Last Seen: 29m, 27s ago
Story views: 20,373

I'm DannyJ. I write, I blog, and I occasionally pre-read and edit for people. I'm not currently available for editing and pre-reading purposes, as I've already got several active projects and a backlog of stories I promised to look at. Sorry.

Stories I've edited and pre-read for:

-Human: Shades of Grey.

-Over the Edge and Over Again.

-Ambition by Mr. Spiffy (yet to be released).

Non-pony stories I've written:

-Wanderer's Diary series.

-Vault Dweller's Log.

-The Doctor and the Master series.

-A Friendly Game of Blackjack.

Abominations I have spawned

[Comedy] [Adventure] [Human]
The Third rises. Also, Lyra becomes a cult leader.
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[Comedy] [Random] [Slice of Life] [Alternate Universe] [Human]
A story with the wacky adventures of all our favorite Humans from Equestria.
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Side-fic Policy

Lately I've been getting more and more requests from various people asking if they can make side stories set within Human's universe or using its characters. I felt this necessitates a cover-all policy.

I am flattered that my fic inspires others to make their own, and know that I am definitely not against people writing side stories, and they're free to do so. It'd be grossly unfair of me to create a sandbox as fun to play in as Human's fictional universe and then not share it with the other kids.

However, Human is still ongoing at this time, and it's going to introduce a hell of a lot more things in later chapters that may twist anything you write on its head, and I'm talking massive, world-shaking things. We've got a lot to go through yet. So while I'm not going to say you can't write anything, I'd heavily advise that you save your ideas until the main story is done, or else it may not have any place in canon it could fit, or you'd miss an opportunity to make use of elements introduced later.

And I would hate to mess up other people's fics, but I have no intention of changing the main story to accommodate them either. The only reason Draven gets a pass is because he asked very early on and we planned this all out with a lot of attention to detail. If that doesn't bother you though, then write whatever you please, and don't feel like you need to ask me for permission or anything. Just remember that Human's still ongoing, and the game can change at any time.

And link me to them after, so I can put them in my "Abominations" gallery.

The Good Shit Part 1

[Romance] [Comedy] [Slice of Life]
Cloud Kicker has a wild life, and Blossomforth gets dragged along for the ride.
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[Comedy] [Crossover] [Adventure] [Alternate Universe]
When the bombs fell, where was Doctor Whooves? Better question: where is he now?
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[Dark] [Crossover] [Adventure]
A Fallout Equestria Sidefiction. A lonely guard, inspired by Littlepip, goes to save her brother.
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[Dark] [Adventure]
Studying in Canterlot, Apple Bloom dons a mask of her youth to counter the city's rising crime.
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[Dark]
Ponyville was deserted, and only this journal remains as a record of what occurred.
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The Good Shit Part 2

[Comedy] [Adventure] [Human]
The philosopher Voltaire finds himself in the most-frustrating place imaginable: Equestria
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[Romance] [Comedy] [Adventure]
Grand Galloping Gala meets Groundhog Day time-loop
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[Sad] [Dark] [Crossover]
A deadly notebook called the Death Note lands in Equestria. Chaos ensues.
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[Romance] [Sad] [Dark] [Comedy] [Crossover] [Adventure]
Sweetie Belle must find Twilight by travelling through different Fanfic worlds...
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[Crossover] [Adventure]
The Doctor and his friends return for another adventure!
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The Lone Wanderer tries to find out what the hell is wrong with him,  in Wanderer's Diary: Week Twenty Six.

This time: Idiots, mutations, and giant ants.

(Fanfiction.net version.)

NO I DON'T KNOW WHERE THE NEXT CHAPTER OF HUMAN IS. GO AWAY. I apologise. That was rude. It's coming. Eventually. I don't know when. I may need to get a ghostwriter for this chapter, because it's bugging me and I'm getting nowhere.

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List of crimes


Discord: House of Chaos

Discord is a new draconequus now, and sworn to use his powers only for good, but that doesn't mean he can't still have some chaotic fun while on the job. Tasked with helping to reform a pair of thieves hiding out in an abandoned apartment building, the spirit of chaos decides to make a game of it. Two lost souls find their lives on the line, as they gamble their freedom in a battle of wits against a grand master, in his own House of Chaos.

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Human

In Equestria's far future, one thousand and five years after the return, a dysfunctional group of argumentative ponies must quest to defeat the most dangerous enemy of Equestria to ever live; the malevolent Lord Second, one of the only known members of the race of elder gods known as the humans, and the ancient cult who worships him, the Brotherhood of Man.

An over-the-top surrealist comedy, with slight serious elements. Expect a steady decline into insanity.

Published on Equestria Daily, and now with prequel spin-off stories, Shades of Grey, by Draven Eclipse and Van Helsing.

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Van Helsing

A long time ago, the name Van Helsing meant nothing to nopony. In those days, he was just another arrogant young stallion with some very odd hobbies and a strange family. And back then, there used to be these things called "vampires" that lived in the dark corners of the land.

There are no vampires anymore.

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When Suddenly a Manticore...

So what is the deal with all these humans who go to the Everfree Forest and fight manticores anyway? Well sit down, kids, and let grandpa tell you the whole story.

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Offer sacrifices here

#479343 · 1w, 3d ago · · ·
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I offer two chunks of lint and a brass thimble as my sacrifice(s).

#467817 · 2w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>464278 Touche dan but still xbox tried to fix it

#464278 · 2w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>464251

If it doesn't come with the console then it doesn't count, because the console itself is just as flawed as before.

#464251 · 2w, 5d ago · · ·
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Umm... dan? Xbox controllers can also be plug in charged with the correct battery pack...

#427794 · 5w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>427774>>427774

Give me a link to it and I'll see what i can do

#427774 · 5w, 3d ago · · ·
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>>427752

I've tried, but it defaults to that size.

#427752 · 5w, 3d ago · · ·
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I feel almost embarrassed that I never noticed the J under Danny in your icon, I always thought it was the tail of the y in Danny and now I feel stupid.

Also, resize your Icon, it looks weird cut-off

#414255 · 6w, 2d ago · · ·
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>>414238

What an interesting coincidence.

#414238 · 6w, 2d ago · · ·
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So something interesting, I'm playing through a Fallout New Vegas mod called World of Pain, and there's a small shack called the Immortal's shack.  The Immortals were three people, I'm guessing early twenties or late teens, who were transported to the Fallout universe.  They abide by the Fallout rules though, so they had to do quests, and could not travel outside the Mojave.  They cannot die, so any wound they receive is healed, and were treated as gods for a time.  Eventually they make it back to their world (our world) but they all have the same kind of attitude as First.  Also, one of them is named Danny.

#409493 · 6w, 5d ago · · ·
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>>408841

Oh, I saw the blog post. It's just that rather than simply saying it's a possibility, it's now going to be a thing if another thing happens. If that makes sense.

Anyway, sorry if the news is just someone being slow to the intake and me taking the old news as new news :derpytongue2:

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