Monkey See, Draconequss Do Part 2 · 7:09pm
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*Back in the sim... Andrew and Grey!Fluttershy's yelling match finally peaks with Fluttershy suddenly turning and bucking him straight out the door... followed moments later by her animals being flung out as well...*
A: Holy... Fluttershy! What is wrong with you?!
F: Nothing’s wrong with me, you stinking ape! I’m the new Fluttershy! And I’m feeling much, much better now that I don’t have to deal with you pathetic animals anymore!
F: You heard me! I never want to see any of you again! Not you! Not you! *Points at Angel* Not you! *The rabbit is flabbergasted* And especially not you! *Points her hoof in Andrew’s face. She turns around and slams the door behind her*
*Andrew gaped after her... And a moment later, in a flash of light Discord popped up.*
D Aww... did the widdle human lose his home... Well! Don't worry monkey... I can get you a tree full of Bananas! The Banana's will taste like turnips and be polka dotted... but they'll have a banana shape.
A: *Growls* Discord, I presume.
*Discords raises an eyebrow*
D: Why indeed, He is I! Is there something you want?
A: Yeah... *reaching behind him and finding a loose fencepost, he pulls it up* UNDO WHAT YOU DID TO FLUTTERSHY!
D: Oh pishposh! She's much more interesting this way you know! Is wanting a little more variety and chaos such a sin?
A: Oh you want to talk about sin? Why don't we discuss.... WRATH!
*Andrew comes up swinging with the post. Discord snaps his finger and Andrew finds himself holding a Marshmallow filled eclair instead as Discord hops out of range*
A: The hell...?
D: Really monkey boy I thought dessert weapons was the pinks ones thing? Well... until I convinced her otherwise... I mean what can you possibly do-?
*SPLURT! Discord pauses and slowly wipes the filling Andrew squirted into his face*
A: *Charges, but Discord sidesteps him easily and he trips over a banana peel* OOF!
Discord: Well, I guess I did ask for that one. Still you have to do better than that! Catch me if you can! MEEP MEEP!
*Discord blows a quick raspberry and dashes off a bit. Andrew gets ready to give chase and pauses as he feels a tug on his pants leg. Glancing down to see a annoyed Angel Bunny who angrily gestures back to the cottage, where several other of Fluttershys animals look to him imploringly.*
A: *Sighs* For once you’re right. We can deal with him later... Lets get our Fluttershy back first!
*Discord watches nonplussed as Andrew determinedly marches back into the cottage followed by Fluttershys animals*
D: Well that didn't go how I thought it would at all! What a delightfully chaotic species he is. Maybe I should break him and see what happens... Mm... No no.. Did that with Dear Celestia's student already, doing it again would be *His tone turns scornful* Repetitive.... *He cocks his head as a loud scuffle breaks out inside the cottage* Violent boy though... hmm.. maybe I'll check in on him later, or turn him into a gummy man... Whatever... right now I think that hill on the east side of ponyville needs some plaid covered licorice flavored grass!
*Discord hums skipping along and vanishes from the scene... Just missing Twilight and Applejack approaching the cottage both no longer grey, and suddenly looking alarmed at the brawl sounds coming from inside*
AJ: What the hay...?
Twilight: Come on!
*Inside the cottage. Grey!Fluttershy snarls at Andrew as he pins her to the floor. Angel Bunny and a number of other critters help, pinning her wings and tail down.*
F: I thought I told you losers to LEAVE! I don't need you... I don't need any freeloaders... *Glares at Andrew* Or freaks of nature!
A: Dammit Fluttershy! This isn't you! So stop it! You know you don’t mean that! You care about all your animals, and me! Same as I care for you!
F: Hah! As if a overweight baboon cares about anything but stuffing his face! Hey monkey boy! Maybe if you hurry you can join the rest of your race... oh that's right... they don't exist anymore... if they did anyway. Your Earth stories are probably just some widdle made up story to make you feel better for being such a FREAK!
A: Oh Fluttershy you nut now concentrate! You do care about me! And your animals! And your friends! Hell, you might say you... No, you really would say you love them!
F: What would I know or care about love?!
A: *Exasperated and disturbed* You mean how you care for each and every creature that comes your way? The way you opened your home up to me, some big gangly stupid alien? How you always help your friends and loved ones? The way you inspire them to love you in turn?! Fluttershy, you-You are love!
*Andrew suddenly grasps Fluttershys grey head and pulls it towards him as he leans forward giving her a deep kiss on the mouth. Grey!Fluttershys eyes shoot wide open. The animals trying to hold her down go flying when with a 'poomph' her wings shoot out. Slowly Fluttershy's eyes close and she begins kissing Andrew back. As she does a sparkling band begins to shimmer from her lips.. quickly flowing through her body, and as it passes the greyness fades revealing her normal pale yellow tone and pink hair. As it finishes recoloring he tail and cutie mark the two break lip-lock and stare into each others eyes...*
F: *dreamily * Oh.... Andrew... I never.... well
A: Well.. that is to say... eh-heh....
AJ: WOAH NELLIE! You two need a few minutes?
*Andrew and Fluttershy blink and turn to see the cottage door open as a nuclear red blushing Twilight and AppleJack stand there... a coil of rope by AJ's hooves....*
F: EEEEPP!!! *Flushes red and rolls out from under Andrew, letting him fall flat on his face. She hides behind him*
A: URK! Applejack?.... Twilight?
T: ...Ummm.. I came... with a Memory.. spell... you know... to battle discords.... corruption.. and remind... Fluttershy of our friendship... but.. umm.. I Guess it doesn't need to happen.. Now... Thanks to you... *Awkwardly kicks the floor with her hooves*
A: … Right. Happy Place Denial Box... Do I want to know what the rope is for?
AJ: Probably not... *Smirk* Though if you two could still use it-
A: Can we PLEASE move on?! Do you have a means of fixing this crap or not?
T: Er... Y-Yes! Yes, we do! But in order to do so, we need to get close enough to each of our friends for me to do the memory transfer spell!
A: Okay then, let's go do that. *Even as Fluttershy nuzzles his hip, and Angel bunny glares death at him* Right now.