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This is a short bio? ...No, no, nope. I'm gonna drag this out as long as possible. Hey, wait! What are you doing with that cane?! No! Don't drag me off the stage! Please! Gawshdarnit. I'M SUING!

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Caramel Apple is having an alright day. Sure, he didn't have the best breakfast ever, but he did meet a mare, and build a tent with her at that. Well, a newspaper-roofed tent.

That's not important. What is important is that they make casual conversation. Then, he goes on his way home to be greeted by the unexpected.

Well, the rest of this day is going to go poorly.

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Struck Chord, a cover pop/rock artist, is having a bad day. It’s not like he keeps falling on his face or something Barley Chaplin-esque like that, but he’s honestly starting to wish it was. Instead, the police—that is, lawyers that look like the police—invade his home and kidnap him. What a nice day.

And yes, the title was inspired by the Fleetwood Mac song.

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This story is a sequel to Probably the First Time That Had Happened


Goldengrape and the gang are back! Berry Punch, still an intern, stumbles back into Goldengrape's office building. Noteworthy gets hit on the head. Goldengrape and Blossomforth instigate a pillow fight. Hilarity is, needless to say, all over the place.

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What do you get when you cross ponies with Edwin Schrödinger? Pinkie Pie.
So says Pinkie Pie herself, in an effort to explain her powers to Rainbow Dash along with the help of the local mailpony.

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Donut Joe really isn't the kind of pony you want to lean on and cry to. But, it seems he's developing a knack for it. Thunderlane and Rumble are having problems, and they seem to be depending on him. Or at least they're being narrated to him.

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During Hearth's Warming, the Royal Guard is sent to their homes to celebrate. Miz Fortune just got on the job, and is rather reluctant to go, so Shining Armor relents. Fortune ends up in the castle at Hearth's Warming, learning a little about the word 'awkward'.

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On what should have been a peaceful train ride, a lightning bolt upends a train and throws it into a ditch. Six ponies were left on board. How do they get out?

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Goldengrape starts out a performance with problems. Problems, but small potatoes. Somehow, the earth pony magician's small potatoes grow into large potatoes overnight, largely involving the bumblings of an intern. Indeed, Goldengrape is stressed.

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Slots Jones leads a pretty ordinary life on the west coast of Americanter, up until he gets a package from Ditzy Doo. In it is one thousand bits, so how does a stallion go about spending it? And guess what: it happens three times.

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This is a collection of stories that I started in a resturant (I was bored, okay?). It centers around Doctor Whooves and his companions Lyra and Bon-Bon. There's also a little Jack Harness thrown in (yes, Jack Harness; not Harkness).
Workers in an dull clothing store, Bon-Bon and Lyra have little to look forward to, until a strange, frazzled stallion pops in and whisks them away in his box called the TARDIS. Whatever happens next just gets out of hand, in the good kind of way. The timey-wimey kind of way.

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