This is a short bio? ...No, no, nope. I'm gonna drag this out as long as possible. Hey, wait! What are you doing with that cane?! No! Don't drag me off the stage! Please! Gawshdarnit. I'M SUING!
Caramel Apple spends his day in a pretty okay way. He talks to a mare for a while, watches the rain, reads the news. He doesn't expect to hear poetry about it, much less bad poetry.