I want to make clean, concise and elegant eroticism... about horses.

Have you tried setting it on fire?

"Ladies and Gentlemen, take my advice. Pull down your pants and slide on the ice." ~ Dr. Sidney Freedman, M*A*S*H S3 Ep5

Fuck you cunts! I am better then you!!!!

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

It's fanfiction all the way down.

Former research biologist who now spends his time dissecting electronics and rolling around in poison ivy.

I come from the land of the green and unknown, from tenth page drop, where the horse words flow.

"The soul becomes dyed with the color of its thoughts." ~ Marcus Aurelius

Masquerading as a man with a reason...

I read things. Pony things. Sometimes. I also have the literary ability of a drunken emu.

I'm an avid writer that enjoys creating human x pony romance stories. If you like what you've read, then perhaps you'd Buy Me A Coffee?

I write stories in my free time. Check them out.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

"Fluff" in the same way what collects under the sofa is fluff.

Raging inhibitionist.

Yes! I know that I have the transparent background on my profile pic, too lazy to change it, lol

Brony from 2012, fimfic reader from 2014, fimfic writer from 2020

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Don't read my stuff if you have a weak stomach or are easily bothered by traumatic genitalia damage. That's seriously all I've got in here!

A fellow traveler...

Don't waste time on reading this, you got stories to explore.

No way of knowing, where we'll be going, our adventures never end.

I want nothing more than to bring a smile to your face with a light-hearted clopfic! If you want to bring a smile to mine, leave a comment!

silver medalist in the retard olympics ♪~ᕕ(ᐛ)ᕗ

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

Just an artist here, but sometimes I write about pony plots.

The Man. The Legend. The World's Strongest Writer™

A somewhat well known author, who is also well known for his inconsistent upload schedule. (My Patreon!)

Selling out has never felt so dirty.

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

I am a rockstar!

Stories based on big ponies! Brand new account for the sole purpose of writing about 'em, even. Ta-dah.

I wrote hoers (Ko-Fi/Patreon)

irresistible

What to do with my life now

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.

Too much to write; too little time

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!

Admirer of Sunset Shimmer and Adagio Dazzle

Remember kids, eat your veggies, go to school, and murder all your enemies.... I murder all my enemies....