One day, king Sombra called in his legate and said - "It is time to collect taxes. Gather up velites and go. Take everything valuable." Legate bowed and walked out.

Two days later, legate returned, bringing back a rich take. Sombra asked him - "Is that all? What were the ponies doing when you collected it?" Legate responded - "They cursed your name, your eminence." Sombra frowned - "Get out. They have more to take."

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Celestia folded her wings carefully, as she trotted into the gondola. Even after the whole day of travelling in it and seeing it in the sky, she still felt a pang of childish glee whenever she thought about the Skycastle. First operational equestrian airship in almost eight hundred years. Luna still had her touch and then some. Humongous construct could easily rival Canterlot castle in size, yet floated in the sky like a feather. And she was especially glad it would never be used for it`s

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Sometimes, whole image boards disappear. But we remember, if nothing else.

(Yes, this is picture by Crooked Trees. I`m not sure about whereabouts, kinda vanished. Do scour the net for their works, they`re delicious.)

I`ve had quite enough of this. Quite enough indeed. You are quick to place the blame, quick to cry havoc. But had you tallied the costs, farmer?

I`ve came to this town to sell entertainment, to make a fool out of myself for a hoofful of bits. And yes, I did so - I`ve spun the stories and I`ve made the challenges, I`ve been ridiculous and grandiose, I`ve given all ponies something to talk and laugh about. I`ve given all of you my best shot.

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No, really, they do.

Sometimes, twice.

Have you exploded any ponies lately?

Did you gave them sugarcubes after?

CONFESS.

That often tends to apply to ponies. At least, as far as fanfiction goes.

But, I guess, that`s really more of a fandom fault then ponies themselves. When one pauses to consider the sheer depths of irrationality that accompanies... Hell, I don`t even know. Most of the times when I get through a romance fic, the first strong feeling I get is "WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT, <INSERTPONYNAMEHERE>?!"

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What does one write in a blog, exactly?

There`s nothing more boring then being at work, knowing full well there will be NO work today. Bo-ring.

I think I`ll have myself a party.

I think I`ll use the blog to post the pony nonsense... Yes. That`s what I`m going to do.

And so.... Rainbow Dash dreams she`s a Stuka bomber. (This is how it sounds like.)

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...To be frank, I have no clue about blogging.

I mean, yes, I do understand the concept. In theory. In practice, however, I have absolutely no clue what`s blogworthy. Not that I haven`t tried before, mind, but... I`ve never been the type to keep a diary. So I guess this message will be mostly it for the blog. Or I might add a few more nonsensical entries when the mood strikes. Or misses. Whatever.