What if one day, you woke to see,
Your hair was not what seemed to be?
Would you panic? Would you screech?
In Pinkie's case, yes to each.

Pinkie's mane is not so cute,
For on her scalp, something took root,
Fearing for life and to make things right,
She seeks the help of Ms. Twilight.

What will ensue and how will it end?
Just take a seat and read, my friend.
Hope you enjoy with all my heart,
Because writing this, headaches took part.

An old buggy, down on his life and owned by an incurable alcoholic, desperately seeks a better life. When he finds it though, will he be truly happy? How can a machine made for man be able to adapt to a land of technologically-challenged ponies? Gas, repairs, and generally good drivers are amiss in the magical land of Equestria as he sets out on his quest of self-discovery.

The bearers of harmony, and a few colorful background characters, work together to raise a small, human child in Equestria. However, when they discover that more of its kind are on the way, can the child grow into the ambassador Equestria needs?