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"Her crews are babes or madmen? Her port is all to make? You're manned by Truth and Science, and you steam for steaming's sake?" - Rudyard Kipling "The Three-Decker"

Oct
12th
2013

Distressing books. · 3:53am Oct 12th, 2013

My sister's helping with production on a student movie, and they need a bunch of old-looking, torn-up books.

I tore one in half and a bunch of dead bugs and mold came out all over me.

I think I'm done for the night.

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Jul
17th
2013

New computer. · 12:10am Jul 17th, 2013

The person who invented "Undo System Restore" is a holy and blameless being touched by the hand of God.

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Jul
15th
2013

Advice I gave myself today that I should have followed... · 1:23am Jul 15th, 2013

Love your favorite authors, and respect the fact that their opinions on certain matters may be different from yours.

Avoid their tumblrs/non-fic related blogs at all costs. They segregate those opinions for a reason.

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Apr
19th
2013

Whine Blog · 7:18pm Apr 19th, 2013

The week started with Mom having shortness of breath and chest pains at church. According to her doctor, if she keeps eating the way she does and not exercising, she will, bluntly, die. I'm partially responsible, since I keep buying fast food and bringing unhealthy baked goods and candy from work.

(There's a reason I avoid the doctor. I imagine I'm not much better off.)

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Apr
19th
2013

Unpublishing Story · 12:56am Apr 19th, 2013

As it turns out I somehow managed to rip off Blue Print's "Assumption of Applejack" without even having looked at it until yesterday.

And I mean hard. Everything I'd thought was clever or original? Already in there.

It's like I have the worst psychic power ever.

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Feb
5th
2013

I'm not a violent guy by nature... · 11:19pm Feb 5th, 2013

...but every time I see someone complaining about how a show devoted to showing that friendship and understanding can change people for the better has jumped the shark because it had the utter gall to show someone changing for the better because someone tried to befriend and understand them, I want to reach through the computer screen and snap their neck.

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Dec
4th
2012

Get It Over With · 9:10am Dec 4th, 2012

Sitting here staring at a story that should have taken me about a week to do, five months later.

The ending's finished. The beginning and middle as well, more or less.

I've got less than a thousand words to go, maybe even only a hundred.

I know what I want to say, but every time I start I find something else to do.

A hundred words have been keeping me from finishing this story for months.

Bleh.

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Nov
17th
2012

Stupid canon. · 7:58pm Nov 17th, 2012

Me: "Hm. 'Just because I don't express myself very well, doesn't mean I don't have emotions.' Yeah, that's—"

Eyes: Hey! Hey! Dude!

Me: "What is it?"

Eyes: You know how you've been working on those stories where Noteworthy/Blues is a calm, collected guy without much emotional expression for like two years now?

Me: "As befits an ascended background character. What of it?"

Eyes: Well, looking at the S2 episodes, it seems like he's pretty emotional after all.

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Oct
3rd
2012

Happy Birthday to Me · 10:52pm Oct 3rd, 2012

Welp. Turned thirty today.

Hm. Lemme check. Still like cartoons, still like pony, still plan on writing stuff.

Could be worse.

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Sep
18th
2012

Screen Name Changed · 8:58am Sep 18th, 2012

Not that it has any relevance to anyone or anything just yet, but in light of all the crap that Device Heretic went through, I decided to change my name to something that'd make it less easy to track me down. Perhaps I ought to change my avatar, as well...

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