I'm turning my life around! · 4:52pm
So, I decided to wake up and open my eyes to what life is all about: Hedonism. I've converted to Dudeism and am now an ordained priest of the Church of the Latter Day Dude.

I've also decided to cancel The Service of the Goddess and start writing clop, only clop. My next story is going to be Rinds of a Winning Pig -or- Porkmetheus Does Ponyville.
In other news, I've renounced techno in favor of more cowbell, and Nicholas Cage is now my favorite person. I love nothing better than staring at his rapturous face.

Finally, here are all my most horrific secrets:
April Fools! Though, honestly, I should hope it's obvious. At any rate, happy belated Easter (I'm about two millennia late). I'm working hard on the next chapter. I've set a goal for daily wordcount that may help me keep better focused, despite the crazy whirlwind that is my life. You all rock!







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Haven't heard anything about your fic for a while. Taking a break? Broken arm? Editor needed? Just curious.
This story is one I have been waiting to see updated for a long time.
Thanks for the follow!
Hey. You should stop by the Stalliongrad room. People have been asking about you. They miss you.
How are things?
>>360106
Bwahahaha, does that make you my big box big brother then?
>>360106
Oh well....ya I added to my comment like I promised. So if you want, you could reread it.
>>353700 Derp. I thought I had dealt with that two chapters ago... Apparently I just imagined it. Don't worry though, I have thought of a better way to make it plot relevant.
>>360094 I was actually just looking at that. Also, did you know that competing big-box stores build next door to each other because it's actually mutually good for business? Just sayin'.
Darnit, you updated right above my Abhorsen chapter Blue! Now I'll never get anymore readers. :(
How is one of my favorite authors doing? Haven't heard anything in a while. Also, is AJ ever going by that farm and fixing that stallion's crops?
>>326084
So sick that you were literally bed-ridden? Well... I'll let your tardiness pass... THIS time.
Seriously, just was checking up to see how things were. I'm sorry to hear you were sick, but am very glad to hear you're getting better.
Just take care of yourself, don't go nuts or anything like that. 