I like girls with dicks, if you couldn't notice. Also stories that are stupid but amusing. And stupidly amusing stories involving girls with dicks. And sometimes without dicks.
A reader and writer, but mostly a reader. I enjoy writing, shipping, and long walks on the beach.
Just a guy with some words. I love and tolerate all. Really don't understand hate but whatever.
Nothing special here, move along, nothing to see, just ignore the lump under the sheet and the red stuff...
G'day. Aussie Brony here. I'm not very active in the comment threads of my stories, but I read and cherish every one. Thanks for reading.
Be excellent to each other, and PARTY ON, DUDES! ~ Abraham Lincoln
Attention all clop RPers. Me and a friend are looking for a third person to RP with! If you want to message me and I'll work something out with you. If you want a smaple of our RPs message me.
It's like going through shit hoping to find a nugget. A gold nugget.
Friends aren't people who don't piss you off. They're people who are worth forgiving over and over.
The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.
Just a critic who happens to write about pastel colored magical talking ponies
"If you write one story, it may be bad; if you write a hundred, you have the odds in your favor." - Edgar Rice Burroughs
I promise nothing and deliver less. More than what you expect, but less than you might've hoped...
Imagine not writing about ponies in the current year
Just your average teenager who loves life and everything about it.
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