I was recently told by one of you guys that I should pull me thumb out of my rectum and finally declare this author dead (not literally)

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Hey everyone. I'm sorry to say that it has been about half a year since I last wrote something here.

If you want the short story, scroll down to the TL;DR
I'm writing this because I have something to tell you all. And right about now you probably know what this is going to be.

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I'm terribly sorry to say this, but “Whorse!” and "Deathbeat" are being permanently canceled.

I understand you wonder why, so I am going to tell you the whole truth...

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It's over fellas! The time has been found and I just want to tell you all that I'm coming back this week!

Long story short, the apartment took a helluwa much longer time to fix than anticipated, and much more shit went down on the way too. But now it's all over! Now we write!

First up is the long waited update on "Whorse!"

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I know many of you have been wondering why my stories aren't updating and are most likely thinking I'm dead.

Sad to tell all those who hoped for it, but I'm not dead.

Fact is I've been too busy moving into this new apartment of mine. Yes,I am no longer a student... I am unemployed at the moment.
Hopefully this will change soon, but right now I am completely focused on fixing this with my girlfriend whom I'm living with (did I used 'whom' correctly there?)

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Yeah, sorry I still haven't updated. But the next installment of Whorse will come out THIS WEEK! I swear by everything unholy I will!

Anyways, just wanted you guys to know I created a blog for Soul Hook and Winter Breeze on tumblr. I'll explain why in the future, but now I just want you guys to head on over there and ask my ponies some questions!
You wonder about something in Ponyville's Lusts or my other stories, they might just be able to answer that.

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"Soul hook, its been two weeks now. Where is the next update?"

"When will you post next update?"

"Next chapter, please"

"Will you publish next chapter?"

"Why isn't the next chapter up?"

"Dad, Soul Hook won't publish the next chapter"

"I'll teach that sonofabitch what happens when my son can't get his pony por-"

No but seriously, guys!

I love that you are asking for the next update and all, it really brings me back into the game... mentally, at least.

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Yeah, I hoped I was going to update last Sunday, but that didn't happen.

I'll tell you the short version for why...

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Yes, we've all seen it, everypony saw it, the world saw it, heck... who didn't see it? Anyways, this is just an update to tell you all (even though nopony asked) that Twilight will NOT suddenly become an alicorn in ANY of my stories. If I write a new story involving her, I will probably mark it as AU in which Twilight is still a regular unicorn... like everypony wanted her to be.... like I wanted her to be...

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Eeyup! And forgive me if I'm being immature and shmit about this, but this is the FIRST TIME i'm being featured on fimfic. So yeah, I was just going to announce that since i'm so proud of myself right now ^^

"Whorse!" will be up in a few days, and don't forget the basic of the story: YOU get to vote who bucks the protagonist for each chapter...

Brohoof on ya all!