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Hey everyone. I'm sorry to say that it has been about half a year since I last wrote something here.
If you want the short story, scroll down to the TL;DR
I'm writing this because I have something to tell you all. And right about now you probably know what this is going to be.
I just watched the last episode of the fourth season and I'm gonna save you - whoever is reading this - a lot of time by saying that the creators truly had outdone themselves this time. That was without doubt the most amazing event ever and I loved it so much I almost cried.
Let's instead go on about me. I started writing MLP: FIM fan fictions just because I felt like it (seriously, that was my reason). I used my dirty mind and obsession for sex to create a cynical mix of harsh love and rough behavior written down in fictional events, and thus wrote my first story: Delicious apples.
People enjoyed it and I was gladly on my way to write the next story that wasn't really involving anything from the previous story. It all went on until I saw a pattern that could be made into a full-fledged story about the corruption of love and the meaning of trusting each other. I even added my own characters to the story just for the hell of it. Nothing was planned ahead. Everything was improvised from the dark parts of my brain. It was my own idea to always try have a happy ending to every event there was.
I loved to write my stories and always had this annoying feeling in my gut when a story was finished, feeling like a mother when her baby suddenly wants to move out. It hurt but I always move on, seeing my finished story as a masterpiece just for myself. And I had taken on the biggest promise I could imagine: ending my most epic story "Ponyville's Lusts"
I'm writing this because I regret to inform that the canon story line in mlp has totally ruined my ability to see my own story as something credible. My story has walked away so far from the original story that there's nothing left to compare it with. I'm torturing myself day to day by not having anything written on paper. Every episode tore away another part of my story's credibility until nearly nothing remained. I am tired of this feeling in my gut whenever I see anything pony related. Don't get me wrong: I will forever be a brony and love the show unconditionally. I won't quit writing nor will I quit loving ponies.
But I am indeed sad to say that I must break my promise. Ponyville's Lusts... is canceled.
Why? Nothing of that which I had planned makes any sense anymore according to the canon story, so I won't try to continue something I don't even believe in anymore.
The good news are that I will actually take time to post a spoiler for all of you who wants to know what was going to happen in future chapters. They will be posted tomorrow on all sites I know about. Everything will explained, everything will be sorted out. Trust me on this one. Tomorrow all your answers will be given. And if there are more things you wonder about, don't hesitate to PM me or comment. I will read and answer every last one of them.
Perhaps I will return for another story, one that won't be affected by the canon story line that much. I guess that's for the future to decide...
So until the next time we meet: BROHOOF ON YA ALL!
59w, 2dI am sorry about this...8 comments · 221 views
I'm terribly sorry to say this, but “Whorse!” and "Deathbeat" are being permanently canceled.
I understand you wonder why, so I am going to tell you the whole truth...
It has been a long time since I lost my inspiration to write these stories. It all began when I was still a virgin who worried about nothing else than being alone and physically unappreciated. The stories I wrote was my way of loosening my sexual frustration. However, a few years ago I finally lost my virginity and quickly learned (like many others) that sex isn't always like you imagined it would be. My fantasies didn't have much free space in my head anymore and I welcomed it.
When my first relationship came to an end, I met the love of my life and now I live with her in an apartment. Since then I've had lots and lots of sex on a regular basis. Thus, my need to write these stories has slowly decayed.
I'm not writing for fun anymore.
It feels like a job.
Right now I am unemployed and looking for a real job. It's taking a lot on me together with all the paper work that need to be done. Sadly, it never seems to end and I am forced to put down more time on things that calms me down (gaming, for an example).
What's even worse is that I'm being mentally tortured by all these promises that I will go back to updating every week when It's obvious that I cant! I'm letting you guys down and are spreading lies that sounds like I'm disrespecting you all.
I don't want that...
Even though this story is coming to a sudden and unsatisfying end, I still have one thing I must do no matter what.
And that is to keep my promise to you guys about “Ponyville's Lusts”.
I promised I was going to finish it.
And I am going to do that.
No matter what.
So to round things up:
“Whorse!” Is canceled.
“Deathbeat” is canceled.
But “Ponyville's Lusts” will go on.
I can only hope that you guys understand and can cope with me.
Ponyville's Lusts will hereby update when I can. No promises, no deadlines.
It will update when it can.
Brohoof on ya all.
64w, 3dGuess who's coming back!8 comments · 180 views
It's over fellas! The time has been found and I just want to tell you all that I'm coming back this week!
Long story short, the apartment took a helluwa much longer time to fix than anticipated, and much more shit went down on the way too. But now it's all over! Now we write!
First up is the long waited update on "Whorse!"
After that we continue the probably never ending story "Ponyville's Lusts" (nah, it will most likely get to an end, just not in a good while).
And who knows, maybe I will get back on "Deathbeat" as well...
So have no fear, fellas (or maybe you should...?) we will be back with your regular broadcast of pony porn and story back on the rail starting sometime this week. After that, we are back with 1 update per week
Brohoof on ya all!
72w, 1dSeriously apologizing7 comments · 197 views
I know many of you have been wondering why my stories aren't updating and are most likely thinking I'm dead.
Sad to tell all those who hoped for it, but I'm not dead.
Fact is I've been too busy moving into this new apartment of mine. Yes,I am no longer a student... I am unemployed at the moment.
Hopefully this will change soon, but right now I am completely focused on fixing this with my girlfriend whom I'm living with (did I used 'whom' correctly there?)
Sadly, she has caught a fever and must rest before we can go on unpacking everything from our boxes. Until then I will be too stressed to write down a single word on what I've already written.
Please bear with me and hope that we will be able to fix this mess within this week.
And for all you gamers, are any of you attending this year's Summer Dreamhack? if you do, I can tell that I will be there (making it sound like people care) and gaming the sh!t out of my buddies all night long. So between fifteenth and eighteenth of this month I will NOT work on my updates.
I hope this message will reach out to the lot of you, and I will do my best to catch time writing when I can. One thing is for sure: you haven't seen the last of me!
Brohoof on ya all!
80w, 1dGuess who started an ask blog!0 comments · 214 views
Yeah, sorry I still haven't updated. But the next installment of Whorse will come out THIS WEEK! I swear by everything unholy I will!
Anyways, just wanted you guys to know I created a blog for Soul Hook and Winter Breeze on tumblr. I'll explain why in the future, but now I just want you guys to head on over there and ask my ponies some questions!
You wonder about something in Ponyville's Lusts or my other stories, they might just be able to answer that.
BUT since I can't draw for s##t, I'm using the pony creator over at deviant art made by General zoe.
It's supposed to be a blog about humor and whatever comes to my mind depending on the questions. Believe me, I've been willing to do this for a long time ^^
Here is the link: Ask soul hook and winter breeze
If you ask a question or so.... I will try harder to get my updates out in time...
Brohoof on ya all!