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  • 23w, 3d
    All that is good must come to an end

    Hey everyone. I'm sorry to say that it has been about half a year since I last wrote something here.

    If you want the short story, scroll down to the TL;DR

    I'm writing this because I have something to tell you all. And right about now you probably know what this is going to be.

    I just watched the last episode of the fourth season and I'm gonna save you - whoever is reading this - a lot of time by saying that the creators truly had outdone themselves this time. That was without doubt the most amazing event ever and I loved it so much I almost cried.

    Let's instead go on about me. I started writing MLP: FIM fan fictions just because I felt like it (seriously, that was my reason). I used my dirty mind and obsession for sex to create a cynical mix of harsh love and rough behavior written down in fictional events, and thus wrote my first story: Delicious apples.

    People enjoyed it and I was gladly on my way to write the next story that wasn't really involving anything from the previous story. It all went on until I saw a pattern that could be made into a full-fledged story about the corruption of love and the meaning of trusting each other. I even added my own characters to the story just for the hell of it. Nothing was planned ahead. Everything was improvised from the dark parts of my brain. It was my own idea to always try have a happy ending to every event there was.

    I loved to write my stories and always had this annoying feeling in my gut when a story was finished, feeling like a mother when her baby suddenly wants to move out. It hurt but I always move on, seeing my finished story as a masterpiece just for myself. And I had taken on the biggest promise I could imagine: ending my most epic story "Ponyville's Lusts"

    I'm writing this because I regret to inform that the canon story line in mlp has totally ruined my ability to see my own story as something credible. My story has walked away so far from the original story that there's nothing left to compare it with. I'm torturing myself day to day by not having anything written on paper. Every episode tore away another part of my story's credibility until nearly nothing remained. I am tired of this feeling in my gut whenever I see anything pony related. Don't get me wrong: I will forever be a brony and love the show unconditionally. I won't quit writing nor will I quit loving ponies.

    TL;DR

    But I am indeed sad to say that I must break my promise. Ponyville's Lusts... is canceled.

    Why? Nothing of that which I had planned makes any sense anymore according to the canon story, so I won't try to continue something I don't even believe in anymore.

    The good news are that I will actually take time to post a spoiler for all of you who wants to know what was going to happen in future chapters. They will be posted tomorrow on all sites I know about. Everything will explained, everything will be sorted out. Trust me on this one. Tomorrow all your answers will be given. And if there are more things you wonder about, don't hesitate to PM me or comment. I will read and answer every last one of them.

    Perhaps I will return for another story, one that won't be affected by the canon story line that much. I guess that's for the future to decide...

    So until the next time we meet: BROHOOF ON YA ALL!

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  • 58w, 1d
    I am sorry about this...

    I'm terribly sorry to say this, but “Whorse!” and "Deathbeat" are being permanently canceled.

    I understand you wonder why, so I am going to tell you the whole truth...


    It has been a long time since I lost my inspiration to write these stories. It all began when I was still a virgin who worried about nothing else than being alone and physically unappreciated. The stories I wrote was my way of loosening my sexual frustration. However, a few years ago I finally lost my virginity and quickly learned (like many others) that sex isn't always like you imagined it would be. My fantasies didn't have much free space in my head anymore and I welcomed it.

    When my first relationship came to an end, I met the love of my life and now I live with her in an apartment. Since then I've had lots and lots of sex on a regular basis. Thus, my need to write these stories has slowly decayed.

    I'm not writing for fun anymore.

    It feels like a job.

    Right now I am unemployed and looking for a real job. It's taking a lot on me together with all the paper work that need to be done. Sadly, it never seems to end and I am forced to put down more time on things that calms me down (gaming, for an example).

    What's even worse is that I'm being mentally tortured by all these promises that I will go back to updating every week when It's obvious that I cant! I'm letting you guys down and are spreading lies that sounds like I'm disrespecting you all.

    I don't want that...

    HOWEVER!

    Even though this story is coming to a sudden and unsatisfying end, I still have one thing I must do no matter what.

    And that is to keep my promise to you guys about “Ponyville's Lusts”.

    I promised I was going to finish it.

    And I am going to do that.

    No matter what.

    So to round things up:

    “Whorse!” Is canceled.

    “Deathbeat” is canceled.

    But “Ponyville's Lusts” will go on.

    I can only hope that you guys understand and can cope with me.

    Ponyville's Lusts will hereby update when I can. No promises, no deadlines.

    It will update when it can.

    Brohoof on ya all.

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  • 63w, 3d
    Guess who's coming back!

    It's over fellas! The time has been found and I just want to tell you all that I'm coming back this week!

    Long story short, the apartment took a helluwa much longer time to fix than anticipated, and much more shit went down on the way too. But now it's all over! Now we write!

    First up is the long waited update on "Whorse!"

    After that we continue the probably never ending story "Ponyville's Lusts" (nah, it will most likely get to an end, just not in a good while).

    And who knows, maybe I will get back on "Deathbeat" as well...

    So have no fear, fellas (or maybe you should...?) we will be back with your regular broadcast of pony porn and story back on the rail starting sometime this week. After that, we are back with 1 update per week

    Brohoof on ya all!

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  • 71w, 1d
    Seriously apologizing

    I know many of you have been wondering why my stories aren't updating and are most likely thinking I'm dead.

    Sad to tell all those who hoped for it, but I'm not dead.

    Fact is I've been too busy moving into this new apartment of mine. Yes,I am no longer a student... I am unemployed at the moment.

    Hopefully this will change soon, but right now I am completely focused on fixing this with my girlfriend whom I'm living with (did I used 'whom' correctly there?)

    Sadly, she has caught a fever and must rest before we can go on unpacking everything from our boxes. Until then I will be too stressed to write down a single word on what I've already written.

    Please bear with me and hope that we will be able to fix this mess within this week.

    And for all you gamers, are any of you attending this year's Summer Dreamhack? if you do, I can tell that I will be there (making it sound like people care) and gaming the sh!t out of my buddies all night long. So between fifteenth and eighteenth of this month I will NOT work on my updates.

    I hope this message will reach out to the lot of you, and I will do my best to catch time writing when I can. One thing is for sure: you haven't seen the last of me!

    Brohoof on ya all!

    7 comments · 196 views
  • 79w, 1d
    Guess who started an ask blog!

    Yeah, sorry I still haven't updated. But the next installment of Whorse will come out THIS WEEK! I swear by everything unholy I will!

    Anyways, just wanted you guys to know I created a blog for Soul Hook and Winter Breeze on tumblr. I'll explain why in the future, but now I just want you guys to head on over there and ask my ponies some questions!

    You wonder about something in Ponyville's Lusts or my other stories, they might just be able to answer that.

    BUT since I can't draw for s##t, I'm using the pony creator over at deviant art made by General zoe.

    It's supposed to be a blog about humor and whatever comes to my mind depending on the questions. Believe me, I've been willing to do this for a long time ^^

    Here is the link: Ask soul hook and winter breeze

    If you ask a question or so.... I will try harder to get my updates out in time...

    Brohoof on ya all!

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#1 · 92w, 5d ago · 5 · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

Spike, without a doubt, bitches love dragons...:moustache:

#2 · 92w, 5d ago · 3 · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

>>1943820 that's confirmed

#3 · 92w, 5d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

This is really quite interesting.

At present I'm not really bothered about which characters show, so I'm just saying I liked this.

Let's hope this gets featured like your previous work.

Deserves it in my opinion

#4 · 92w, 5d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

I second and third Spike's involvement.  

#5 · 92w, 5d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

Futashy. Definitely Futashy.

:yay:

#6 · 92w, 5d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

I'd be interested to see how it would go if Luna was involved...

#7 · 92w, 5d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

Spike was my first idea too, but I'd even more like to see Nurse Redheart. I think she'd fit well into this story.

Also, I like your darker style, even though I usually prefer cute and romantic :)

#8 · 92w, 5d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

I like this idea.

How about Applejack? And she likes being dominated and called a filthy slut?

#9 · 92w, 5d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

Philomena. Because fire. :pinkiehappy:

#10 · 92w, 5d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

This guy.

C'mon everybody, just look at his face...

He's ready...

IT DOESN'T MATTER IF YOU ARE

#11 · 92w, 5d ago · 1 · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

>>1943908 futashy is technically an OC

>>1943851 confirmed :rainbowkiss:

>>1943923 me too...

>>1943968 Spike be pimping this first vote. ooh, nurse redheart, eh? sounds interesting idd :raritywink:

>>1944017.......... confirmed :scootangel:

#12 · 92w, 5d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

>>1944123

......Damn. It would have been fairly entertaining to picture the look on Orchid's face. :fluttercry:

#13 · 92w, 5d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

Gilda plz Gilda

#14 · 92w, 5d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

Mayor Mare. Filthy Rich, Derpy, Time Turner, AJ, Luna, Shining Armor and Cadence, and Trixie.

#16 · 92w, 5d ago · 2 · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

(Joke) Alt. Title: When Worse Comes To Whorse

#17 · 92w, 5d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

spike can never go wrong with spike.:moustache:

#18 · 92w, 5d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

Spike obviously, and add in Twilight, Rainbow Dash, and Pinkie Pie as well.

#19 · 92w, 5d ago · 2 · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

Rainbow Dash and Applejack want a BDSM threesome.

#20 · 92w, 5d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

>>1944331>>1944722 something's up with Spike I can see...

>>1944861 Now THAT'S something :pinkiehappy::rainbowkiss:

#21 · 92w, 5d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

Wow I was waiting for this fic to come out :rainbowkiss: I vote for Spike, Gilda, Luna and Pinkie (as Pinkamena :pinkiecrazy: )

#22 · 92w, 5d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

Trixie or scootaloo

#23 · 92w, 5d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

Applejack and BigMac, at the same time.

Or Spike.

#24 · 92w, 5d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

Diamond Tiara. Silver Spoon.

#25 · 92w, 5d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

I had a few ideas...:scootangel:

Big mac- for a quick lay.

Spike- for a first time.

And later in the story,Twilight.

Have twilight get her hopes up at a good pony only to dash them with super pervertion.  I feel like Twilight would be freaky fetishy.

Just ideas to keep the plot going.  You need to build up, going more far each time.

Cant wait for more:heart:

#26 · 92w, 5d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

no limits? OK, I like the Nurse Redheart idea, but really I want Trixie later on and Diamond Tiara. Those two can show a lot about Orchid's character. Also, NEVER PINKIE PIE! I am sorry fans, but can you really see Pinkie PAYING somepony for sex?

#27 · 92w, 5d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

Oh, just an addition because Twilight has been mentioned a couple of times already. If/When you write about her, I can't stop imagining her hiring Orchid for some sort of experiment, something so cruel she can't do it to one of her friends xD

#28 · 92w, 4d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

How about Big Mac, Caramel and Soarin and make it a hot foursome and they all use all 3 of her holes atleast once.Since Spike is confirmed please make it teenaged Spike least pony size and not canon baby-sized.

#29 · 92w, 4d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

The Mayor, please.

#30 · 92w, 4d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

cmc.  ;)

#31 · 92w, 4d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

wat?

oh i think i know what i'll read tonight in my bed.

post-read edit: oh so much YES. too bad it's just one chapter with oral only. well, till next chapter and next lonely cold night then.

#32 · 92w, 4d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

You know, this suddenly reminded me of Marina Abramovic a performing artist. In one of her acts she didn't move for six hours and the audience could do anything to her with 72 laid out objects, including honey, a feather, a rose, a whip, at least one knive, and a gun with one bullet. It all started tame, but at the end it nearly escalated. I'm curious to see where this story will be going.

#33 · 92w, 4d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

Have one of clients be cadance. that would fun

#34 · 92w, 4d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

>>1946728

Interesting idea.

I'd say go for it!

#35 · 92w, 4d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

>>1946728

I like this idea.

#36 · 92w, 4d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

how about a threesome with Princess Celestia and Princess Luna? :trollestia:

#37 · 92w, 4d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

Mr or Mrs cake, Octavia,  DJ Pon3:pinkiehappy:

#38 · 92w, 4d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

Cutie Mark Crusaders....

#39 · 92w, 4d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

>>1951228

Cutie Mark Crusaders Whore Abusers YAY!

#40 · 92w, 3d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

Spike seems to be a really popular vote... maybe he should be saved for until he starts to wonder what Twilight's doing with her.

I vote for Trixie. Entertainer to entertainer. :trixieshiftright:

#42 · 92w, 3d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

Luna, definitely

#43 · 92w, 3d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

How about Fleur? Or Roseluck?

#44 · 92w, 3d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

Luna definitely

#45 · 92w, 2d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

Dumb question, but does Screwball count as a canon character? One way or another Prince Blueblood, because I want to see those two interact.

#46 · 92w, 2d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

Rainbow and Applejack looking for a fun night out. May include bondage:ajsmug:

#47 · 92w, 2d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

>>1944861

You're a man after my heart

#48 · 92w, 2d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

>>1959468 Oh, you. lol. But, seriously there needs to be more good AppleDash and TwiDash BDSM fics on this site. I really hope that SoulHook does an AppleDash BDSM scene, because of his dark style of writing such things. Cadence's Present was the first fic of his I had ever read and that did not disappoint in any way. :D  

#49 · 92w, 1d ago · · · Orchid: 150 bits ·

>>1956426 Luna seems like another popular charater :duck:

>>1959261 Screwball is fully canon, so she is acceptable. Blueblood on the other hand... yeah, sure.

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