• Member Since 8th Nov, 2011
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SoulHook


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  • 477 weeks
    One last and very late good-bye

    I was recently told by one of you guys that I should pull me thumb out of my rectum and finally declare this author dead (not literally)

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    6 comments · 1,051 views
  • 519 weeks
    All that is good must come to an end

    Hey everyone. I'm sorry to say that it has been about half a year since I last wrote something here.

    If you want the short story, scroll down to the TL;DR
    I'm writing this because I have something to tell you all. And right about now you probably know what this is going to be.

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    3 comments · 1,036 views
  • 554 weeks
    I am sorry about this...

    I'm terribly sorry to say this, but “Whorse!” and "Deathbeat" are being permanently canceled.

    I understand you wonder why, so I am going to tell you the whole truth...

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    8 comments · 693 views
  • 559 weeks
    Guess who's coming back!

    It's over fellas! The time has been found and I just want to tell you all that I'm coming back this week!

    Long story short, the apartment took a helluwa much longer time to fix than anticipated, and much more shit went down on the way too. But now it's all over! Now we write!

    First up is the long waited update on "Whorse!"

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    8 comments · 562 views
  • 567 weeks
    Seriously apologizing

    I know many of you have been wondering why my stories aren't updating and are most likely thinking I'm dead.

    Sad to tell all those who hoped for it, but I'm not dead.

    Fact is I've been too busy moving into this new apartment of mine. Yes,I am no longer a student... I am unemployed at the moment.

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    7 comments · 601 views
Mar
20th
2013

Now what? · 8:35pm Mar 20th, 2013

"Soul hook, its been two weeks now. Where is the next update?"

"When will you post next update?"

"Next chapter, please"

"Will you publish next chapter?"

"Why isn't the next chapter up?"

"Dad, Soul Hook won't publish the next chapter"

"I'll teach that sonofabitch what happens when my son can't get his pony por-"

No but seriously, guys!

I love that you are asking for the next update and all, it really brings me back into the game... mentally, at least.

But this time, my physics are not cooperating. My neck muscles broke last weekend and I haven't been able to write shit for more than five minutes. I'm only up in a page or two at the current update of PL, and it might take some more time before it's up if the pain doesn't go away soon. Basically? I can't sit still for, like, five minutes or so. My neck and shoulders are tearing me apart.

All I can ask for is your patience. I love you all and won't abandon you as long as I have a choice.

Brohoof on ya all!

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Comments ( 9 )

People really need to calm down. There's more to life than chapter updates right? No? Just me?
:ajsleepy:

934516
How dare you! Clearly you are not a TRUE member of the fandom to even ask such a question! :twilightangry2:

No, but seriously don't worry about not being able to update and just work on getting better. The stories can wait, potential permanent neck injuries cannot.

935427:rainbowwild: Technically you're right in any case. A true member of the fandom would have watched the show... or at least TO season 3.

935524
*Gasp* Yes, yes they would have! Why are you here!? Are you a spy? :rainbowderp:

935545 I suppose you could call me that. Of course that would imply that im on an opposite side. No, actually I'm just here to be here. And for soulhook apparently:trollestia:

935579
I see, just hanging around eh? Upside down as well...not suspicious at all. :ajbemused:

Not so much here for Soulhook, just wishing him well. Besides his incredibly awesome "Royal Pleasures' all his fics have warning labels that are a bit too...grim for me.

935623 I need to start realizing not everyone pays attention to the trollestia emote thing.
And yeah I'm hanging around. Yell at Sorren if it bothers you.:trollestia:

Your neck muscles broke? What the hell happened? :applejackconfused:
But anyway, it's alright. No one is forcing you to sit down and write like crazy. Just take your time and get better soon! :pinkiehappy:

Nooo! Not my purple fluffy pony!

Mine, got that? :heart::pinkiecrazy:


But really, Soul, go see a chiropractor. We need you! What would we do without our weekly (Daily) dose of pony porn?!? :raritycry:

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