"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."
The Goal... 200+ mph in the Standing Mile. To Tartarus with academy records, I want to hold a Land Speed Record.
There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.
I'm writing stories. They will be up eventually.
I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.
"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." – Benjamin Franklin
If I'm not writing pone, I'm drawing pone. If I'm not drawing pone, I'm writing pone. This is my life now. Pone.
An indecisive procrastinator who, when not trying to figure out what to do with himself, writes like a speeding glacier. 日本語が分かりますか?
All the world is indeed a stage, and we are merely players, performers, and portrayers; each anothers audience outside the gilded cage.
Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”
Some aliases I go by are Eru Iluvatar, and Melkor. Sometimes Lavender Frappe.
A ghost upon the moors, silent and absolute in its purpose.
People like grapes. I am a people, so therefore I like grapes. Also cats.
I am an average everyday brony. I like to let my creative juices flow and create things. I'm always striving to improve, so I hope you enjoy my stories.
I have a rocket pack strapped to my barrel and a sword gripped tightly in my jaw. This is entirely practical and can only end well.
Q(^_^Q). The friendliest misanthrope you'll ever meet.
Fillyfooling trans mare with a taste for transpony, SweetieBot, motherhood, sisterhood, and polyamory stories. Also, a cataloger of transpony stories.
All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.
Started from the bottom now we're still at the bottom.
"If I desire to possess everything, does that not make everything mine by right?"
You know you're chiller and you're flipper and you're hipper than that. So face your demon, stop screamin', and pummel it flat! | Soon™
Hello! I'm an aspiring artist and writer from Honduras!
DAT FLANK GREAT PLOT I'm STILL a GUEST?!?!?!