My dick maybe large, but really only in your heads. I'm quite the average guy, from day to day life, I seek answers only to get more questions. And yes, I am that guy who fucks mothers.
Haven't been on since about 2014. Nearly 10 years have passed, and I'm back here. What a time.
I like booty, white fur, and fucking bitches. Not white fur bitches, cause those don't exist. And don't insinuate they do, or I'll kill you.
I love apples and spices, also beef jerky, gotta love beef jerky dude.
I believe that the most dangerous weapon to man is a silver tongue.
Reality is relative, logic is a lie, and God prefers Thinmints over Tagalongs.
Ebola Chan is my waifu. I am an avid RPer if interested.
Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.
Showing you the darker, more realistic side of MLP in my writing. Smoking, swearing and being a bastard, but that's nothing new with me. Got a cigarette?
Recently back from the dead; I conquered all of Hell.
I am a small time story-writer trying to get his stories published. If I can get any of my fanfictions or original stories published I'd be one happy pony! Look for J. X. Wheeler in a library soon!
I'm dead, no more alts. maybe more April Fools but probably not