A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Moved on.

I write horse words.

Occasionally I write horsey things.

Let the Clop Flow Freely!!!!

You will always be a loser and that's okay.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

I own and tour with a travelling circus, the cool kind with performing animals and fire breathers. Not those crappy ones with ballet and shit. I also own a pet shop.

Hello there, I'm a slightly original writer trying his best to improve and meet unreasonable deadlines, that are already due.

Applejack is best pony~~

I'm actually a slab of beef jerky with a top hat and a cool microphone.

There once was a mare from Nantucket...

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

Yea, I'm a writer and I occasionally freelance as an editor or collaborator.

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"

Just another University-edicated fanfiction writer who prefers the cheers and laughter of ponies to madness and sorrow.

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

"Violence for violence is the rule of beasts" - Barack Obama

Eleven years of fun, memories, and friends. Thank you to everyone for everything!

I write like once a year.

Occasional writer, avid reader and even more avid stalker.

I write fics, often late at night. Some folk like them. Also I like to use the word 'Aye' when I speak.

I like stuff. I dislike other stuff. I frequently dislike stuff other people like, and vice-versa. I'm not a troll; I'm a contrarian. I also write stuff, sometimes. It's not very good.

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

My dick maybe large, but really only in your heads. I'm quite the average guy, from day to day life, I seek answers only to get more questions. And yes, I am that guy who fucks mothers.

Warning: Stories subject to change at a drinks notice.

Everyone's* Favorite Author | Iced Ko-Fi, scalding glances.

Writing graduate who loves cartoon horses and all manner of silly things. Occasionally writes serious stories. A divine Swedish woman drew this avatar.

Exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical.