I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

I sails the Seven Salty Seas on a ship made out o' rubbers! I writes porn and porn alone, but only when 'tis funny! Avast and ahoy, mateys, watch yer backsides, we've stormy waters ahead! ARRRRR!