Nothing substantial to say here, really.

It's just that the King's Wit in Sanderson's The Stormlight Archives is most probably Discord in disguise. How do I know this? The following passage, of course:

(Warning, spoilers follow.)

Kaladin prepared to swing up into the seat beside the carriage driver, then stopped.

"You!" he said, pointing at the driver.

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I still have writer's block (sort of...) and the next chapter of MoaP is nowhere near completion!

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Honestly? I dunno if it was the two hours it took me to change the rear inner tube on my bike—I had to completely remove the damn electric motor for a simple process that takes less than 10 minutes on normal bikes—but I really, really fucking hated the two background ponies in the Ponyville Quartet in this episode.

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"Well, well, well," the man said in a deep, gravelly voice. A voice that carried such weight seemed out of place with his lithe, stringy body and gaunt face. He dragged his massive scythe behind him as he strolled towards the dais, its obsidian blade biting deep into the marble floor of the throne room and shooting off sparks. He paused and his pale lips contorted into a cruel grin. His harsh golden eyes seemed to glow for a second beneath the shadows of his black cowl. "We've been looking

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Firstly, today's episode was goddamn hilarious. The writers have really ramped up the humor this season, and it shows. The conflict was resolved a little quickly, and a little too tidy, but, honestly, I'm watching a show for little girls and loving every minute of it. I really have no room to complain.

Secondly, I...I...*sniff* I got my first dislike on MoaP since last July! I'm ruined! Ruined!

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It's shorter than I would have liked, and doesn't have certain elements I was going to use to expand the story and make it epic—those can come next chapter, so long as I put them in there at this point rather than springing them out of nowhere later in the story—but honestly, you all have been waiting long enough. You guys have been awesome to me and deserve something after all this time.

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A normal IM conversation between me and my sister on any given day:

11:40 AM - Cris: nvm just logged
11:40 AM - Cris: watching euw lcs
11:40 AM - phoenix.blade: I can, but my start bar blocks the text.
11:41 AM - Cris: auto hide taskbar ftw
11:41 AM - phoenix.blade: I have no idea what the flipping fuck the "EUW LCS" is.
11:41 AM - phoenix.blade: Yeah, I do that already.
11:41 AM - Cris: LoL

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If knighty does allow meta stories on the site, you all are due for some insanely hilarious parodying with the help of a certain, leering captain at the helm. I keep meaning to clean up The Adventures of a Self-Insert, but if this rule change goes through, I won't have to. And, Hell, maybe writing on that story will kill my writer's block on Memories, since I seem to be stuck at 6500 words for the next chapter.

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Put in another 10-hour day, yesterday. At least this week I only ended up at 50 hours. I've been working six-day weeks for, oh, about five months, now. I guess it wouldn't be too bad if I weren't an overnight stocker and my job wasn't physically intensive and I didn't stock two or three times faster than I'm required to.

"But Feng," you interject, "why don't you just stock slower?"

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The first two episodes of the new season neatly resolve an issue that was nagging me about Memories of a Phoenix for a long time.

Sadly, it'll be a while yet until you all know why—after all, we're not even at Princess Twilight, yet—but just know the start of the new season has been a great, great relief for me.