Just your typical mediocre writer trying to make up for his lack of skill at the craft by producing shlocky unoriginal fanfiction!

I have no idea what I'm doing.

I just hope to entertain people with my fancy horse words. I always appreciate criticism.

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

"Comfortable and evocative." --Poptartttt

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Living with LUS.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

CvBrony here, you can call me Cv ("cee vee"). My wife poked me hard enough to try the show, and a bit later, here I am. Now with Patreon!

Snitches be snitchin, bitches be bitchin, snitches in stitches, bitches in ditches

Just a writer who lives in a small apartment in New York City.

I like ponies.

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.

Stories about ponies are stories about people.