Wow, fimfiction has changed quite a bit since my humble beginning where I first drunkenly stepped through the door and picked up a keyboard. It's been a crazy time reading the writing here and it still captivates me to find such outstanding writers that join together to write about ponies. I can only wish to be half as good a writer as many people here. A mastery of spelling and forming sentences at least would be great but hey, I won't ask too much.

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Stupid idiot, what were you thinking taking in this crying, pooping, miserable little mess he thought bitterly to himself. It’s been two days since he found the little mongrel and she wouldn’t stop making noise. Always flailing her hooves around like a fool, either laughing or wailing at the top of her longs. He hadn’t managed to sleep in all that time. I’m hungry she’d cry out in her baby speak, pay attention to me! she’d scream like a banshee, I’m happy! she’d

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Hello everyone, I guess it's been awhile since last I said anything. My abrupt return was pretty much just a sudden appearance before a disappearance. I put out a chapter, perhaps half-cocked, and went back to lurking in the shadows with the light of the computer monitor illuminating me. Rather melodramatic but hey I'm in one of those moods, and what a mood it is.

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Dressed in the rags, your wonderful neighborhood tramp Ex Nihilos welcomes you into his humble abode. What was once a wondrous apartment with furniture and wondrous cultural icons like an 'I can haz cheezburgr' posts and an Beatles poster with a coffee stain on the corner now lays barren. A homeless man sleeps in a corner and a condemned sign sits in the meager trashcan.

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Got to meet Anthony Daniels, Seth Green, Timothy Zahn, and attended a bunch of writer's seminars.

Oh also spend my entire life savings on Star Wars stuff but totally worth it!

And now back to College and writing.

'nother year older to date, whoop-de-freaking-do.

What you're probably thinking is: SCREW YOU, WHERE'S MY CHAPTER?!

...I'm noticing a theme of disappointment going on here so I'm just going to chalk it as me being a terrible person, or in this case tackling quite a bit of writer's block.

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This is a rather serious blog with no bearings upon any story I do. Just something I wanted to get off my back and have it stare me in the face when I come to this site- a constant reminder for myself to give me pause.

If seriousness isn’t your thing then you shouldn’t pay any attention to this- carry on you wayward son and all that, I’ll have the next chapter of Rorschach in Equestria done with Sunday being my deadline.

For those who care.

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Father: So I took the time to read the first five chapters of your... story... thing.

Me: Oh God no...

Father: Shut up, I'm not done yet. So I read it and I have to say it wasn't half bad.

Me: ...I feel like you're getting my hopes up just to completely crush them.

Father: Darn you beat me to the punchline. Yeah, my verdict is going to be: you'll never amount to anything and you should be ashamed of your own prose.

Me: Gee thanks.

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Father to my Aunt: "Oh yeah, my son is an excellent writer, all his work is highly praised!" He turns to me, "well except that one story you're always pissing and moaning about but never bother to show me."

Me: "Yeah that one... yeah I'm never showing you that one."

Father: "Well as long as it isn't ponies and unicorns, it can't be that bad."

Me: "...."

Father: "...."

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WHAT HAPPENED NEXT!

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One of my favorite writers here on FimFiction a few months back asked me my name for a sequel he was doing.

Well he finally came through and I squee'd like a mad man! Go read his story and read me in my glory as a mailman! (Barret)

The Brony Guard Unlimited

The rest of the story is pretty amazing too, shower him with love!