--After my long stint with MLP, I quit it out and moved on to normal things. I wrote an embarassingly long, still-unfinished fanfic. This ain't it. This was a short story I was tooling around with back in 2014 and I just stumbled upon it on google docs. It will never be finished. I hope you enjoy what is here because this is it. Sorry about that. --

Twilight Sparkle the Princess! WOW! In a gale-force whirlwind of sorority Twilight has ascended to the highest of highest peaks in the world, the royal court. But will the pressures of high-society and Deific politics consume her?

Albert leads a normal, boring life. He meets a strange man who claims to be a writer, with nigh supreme power over Albert's world. All the writer needs to do is write something down on paper and it happens. So what happens when the Writer asks for help Albert's life story?

Edwin Shell is a human come to Equestria after his violent, early demise. He wakes up in a strange land in an even stranger body, finding colorful creatures that call themselves "ponies". He soon finds himself in a centuries standing power struggle between the Numbereds, the ancient race that has guarded Equestria since time immemorial, and the Angelics, who are countless and seek total annihilation of civilized life. Can Edwin find a way into this strange world, or will he be killed before he has a chance?