Former research biologist who now spends his time dissecting electronics and rolling around in poison ivy.
And yet another author has blocked me for offering valid criticism of his shoddily-constructed story! Well, as you know by now, I despise cowards who can't handle legitimate issues being raised with their little works of self-described genius, so now I shall brutally massacre this dull-witted tale.
Somehow, I have been blocked from adding comments for that needlessly dark, predictable, featured shallow one-dimensional characters more in line with 1950's melodrama films than real people, and which escalated to its bitter end at the speed of a freight trait with a warp engine strapped onto the caboose.
As if that can stop me from commenting.
Normally, I would only post Pony-related things here. However, recent developments and a constant stream of deliberate misinformation have convinced me that, as I have endeavored to ceaselessly self-educate myself on all topics in existance, I am in a position to clarify the facts and offer an affront to the delusions fostered by certain elements of the government who seek to centralize all authority under themselves, under the auspices of it being 'for the greater good' (see Cass Sunstein's 2
So, the completely legit spoiler that Morgan Freeman will be showing up was the final clue I needed to create an absolutely flawless theory on the future for Pony!
Morgan Freeman is God in several movies. Therefore, he will show up as God in the episode and make Twilight ascend using his ultimate Deux Ex powers.
(This is a little fic I threw together for a contest on EqD last year I believe. It's too short for a story post, only around 300 words; but it's perfect for a blog post. Also, the idea spawned an offshoot which I plan on turning into a longer fic... (as if I'll ever get to it) ... in which Helix is more a mad scientist, which is his current canon and with the sane and sensible Bunsen as his archetypal opposite, and happens to be pursuing the love interests of one Lyra Heartstrings)
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