My predictions for the finale! (or, Alondro's in need of medication again) · 4:08pm Feb 1st, 2013
So, the completely legit spoiler that Morgan Freeman will be showing up was the final clue I needed to create an absolutely flawless theory on the future for Pony!
Morgan Freeman is God in several movies. Therefore, he will show up as God in the episode and make Twilight ascend using his ultimate Deux Ex powers.
And then the ANGELS will appear! And then we'll learn that the Mane 6 must pilot the Equas to battle them, BUT it's all a plan by Celestia Ikari to trigger 3rd Impact, which will allow HUMAN IN EQUESTRIA!!!
This will then trigger a return to G1 where the goddess Meagan (who's staked to a giant cross in a secret chamber beneath the ruins of the castle in the Everfree) whom it will be revealed was the one from whom the pony race originated!
Then Meagan and Twilicorn will perform the Fusion Dance to trigger Fourth Impact and everypony will kinda liquify into a sea of Gak.
THIS IS MY HEAD CANNON! (Fires his brain out of said cannon.) I REGRET NOTHING!! (Except disco)
You're drunk, Alondro. Go home.
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We all regret disco.
782324 I'M HIGH ON THE DRUG KNOWN AS ALONDRO!!! *runs into a talk show and jumps up and down on a couch, then runs out again before anyone knows what happened*
valeriaalves.com/casa/js/mother-of-god-gif-super-troopers-754.jpg I-it all makes sense now. I shall start the summoning ritual!
Yep, sounds about right.