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Alondro


Former research biologist who now spends his time dissecting electronics and rolling around in poison ivy.

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  • 16 weeks
    The last research paper I worked on has published at last.

    The process is REALLY slow. I finished all my work on this 3 years ago.

    https://www.pnas.org/doi/10.1073/pnas.2316969121

    This one uses a lot of my histology and in-situ hybridization with RNAscope results.

    But no more science for me. Now I build houses and driveways... and rip them apart too! It's a sort of yin-yang thing I've got going here.

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  • 22 weeks
    A comedic scene from a new Clouseua story I'm fiddling with...

    I just came up with this, and imagining Peter Sellers delivering the line had me laughing for 5 minutes straight.

    Clouseau, "For you see, the murderer was... the bullet!"

    Guy in room, "The bullet?"

    Clouseau, "Of course, no one would suspect the bullet of firing itself!"

    Woman in room, "But that... that's madness!"

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  • 40 weeks
    THE PIRATE KING BREAKS THE NETFLIX ANIME ADAPTATION CURSE!!!

    Only the Pirate King could do it...

    It's as good as possible. You cannot do such a goofy anime any better than this, and it's GREAT! I friggin LOVED it.

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  • 41 weeks
    Last call for Bronycon items up on Ebay!

    I'll be delisting all remaining MLP items Sept 1st to focus entirely on selling my huge stash of collectible magazines, which take up vastly more space than the MLP items. Everything here fits into a single flat box I can pick up with one hand. The magazines... weigh over 700 lbs total. Sooooo, kinda makes sense to deal with those ASAP!

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  • 46 weeks
    Last Bronycon items up on Ebay!

    I'll be delisting all remaining MLP items at the end of the summer to focus entirely on selling my huge stash of collectible magazines, which take up vastly more space than the MLP items. Everything here fits into a single flat box I can pick up with one hand. The magazines... weigh over 700 lbs total. Sooooo, kinda makes sense to deal with those ASAP! Around Sept 1 is when the MLP items are

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Feb
1st
2013

My predictions for the finale! (or, Alondro's in need of medication again) · 4:08pm Feb 1st, 2013

So, the completely legit spoiler that Morgan Freeman will be showing up was the final clue I needed to create an absolutely flawless theory on the future for Pony!

Morgan Freeman is God in several movies. Therefore, he will show up as God in the episode and make Twilight ascend using his ultimate Deux Ex powers.

And then the ANGELS will appear! And then we'll learn that the Mane 6 must pilot the Equas to battle them, BUT it's all a plan by Celestia Ikari to trigger 3rd Impact, which will allow HUMAN IN EQUESTRIA!!!

This will then trigger a return to G1 where the goddess Meagan (who's staked to a giant cross in a secret chamber beneath the ruins of the castle in the Everfree) whom it will be revealed was the one from whom the pony race originated!

Then Meagan and Twilicorn will perform the Fusion Dance to trigger Fourth Impact and everypony will kinda liquify into a sea of Gak.

THIS IS MY HEAD CANNON! (Fires his brain out of said cannon.) I REGRET NOTHING!! (Except disco)

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We all regret disco.

782324 I'M HIGH ON THE DRUG KNOWN AS ALONDRO!!! *runs into a talk show and jumps up and down on a couch, then runs out again before anyone knows what happened* :pinkiecrazy:

valeriaalves.com/casa/js/mother-of-god-gif-super-troopers-754.jpg I-it all makes sense now. I shall start the summoning ritual!

Yep, sounds about right.

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