hi i'm maria and i 'm a bi trans woman who used to spend all her time on this website. now i spend all my time on tumblr. not quite sure if i upgraded or not
Greetings! I come from the farthest reaches of the Internets to share my mediocrity with you all!
• I'm one book short of a trashy paperback trilogy, written entirely in crayon. "Dense and vague, yet unimaginably interesting." - Regidar.
A guy with crazy ideas and a little free time.
"Often when you want a sandwich, you don't have one. Often when you have a sandwich, you don't want one."
I shall deconstruct, make fun, and parody everything in existence. And whether you like it or not, I don't care.
I am the love that is born of hate. I am tolerance on the wings of prejudice. I am God-King of OCs and Eternal Spirit of Political Incorrectness. I am Niggertron, and together we are mighty.
I am an freelance artist and writer. I love MLP:FIM and enjoy reading some of the stories other Bronies write.
A guy. A guy who writes stories. Stories about ponies. (And sometimes robots).
"Gold for the merchant, silver for the maid / Copper for the craftsman, cunning in his trade / 'Good', laughed the Baron, sitting in his hall / But iron - cold iron - shall be the master of them all."
This sneaky fox, always clad in a blue mask and gloves, has long been a bane of unwary travelers with loose accouterments.
I'm The Sentient Cloud, a now-retired fanfiction writer from New Zealand. If you're looking at this, then you've probably already found your way to either "The Piano Man" or "Those Who Came Before".
Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.
Out at sea, rockin' steam dreams and pilot valves... Deuces.
Some dork who writes horse romance. What more do you want from me?
My name was Razorbeam, and I am retired. (From Fanfiction)