To say I am a bitch would be an understatement, trust me.

I am a Scotsman who writes stories, not all of which are of the self-insert variety. Books are available again; check my userpage for details.

Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.

Slip into a world where the air I breathe is mine, nothing to overwhelm me and nothing to cloud my mind, come with me into it and you know what you will find, time doesn't exist here~

A guy that really loves futa. The dickgirl really ties the whole room together.

Hey there, Mariacheat-Brony here, Belgian Brony writer. Favorite Ponies : Vinyl Scratch & Applejack \OCTASCRATCH FOR THE WIN/

I write poni. I am easily distracted. I like Oreos.

Come with me, and you'll be, in a world of pony procreation...

I'm not great at this. If you see something you like though let me know.

Fimfiction's sexiest robot, how do you do?

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I hate writing.

There's no need to sharpen my pencils anymore, my pencils are sharp enough. Even the dull ones will make a mark.

I write stories cuz I either A: bored out of my mind B: cuz I need happiness cuz of bullies or C: cuz I feel like it

If there is a fic I want to read, but it hasn't been written, then I make it happen. Simple as that.

Insanity is only those of the vivid imagination

Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).

I write pony words that people seem to like. I also review fics and draw purty pictures, apperently. I'm an older fan of MLP, so expect a lot of 80's references.

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I'll always look back fondly on the memories I made on this site.

Booping, romance, silly stuff, drama, I write it all. Mostly just booping, though.

http://quillerypenfeather.tumblr.com http://sehtkmet.deviantart.com

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

An author that is no longer writing. I loved and learned a lot from being here. Thank you for appreciating my words!

Poor by Overflow

Fabulous, darling.

Writer, artist, musician, and sometimes other stuff. Like my work? Help support more via patreon!

Reads at the speed of lightning. Writes at the speed of molasses.

The reason I write is because I want to read a story written for myself. One day, I want to read one of my own stories and say to myself "That is the best story I have ever read."

The greatest source of inspiration for the stories I write is my insane day dreams.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

I am an pretty filly.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Just your typical mediocre writer trying to make up for his lack of skill at the craft by producing shlocky unoriginal fanfiction!

A crazy winter lover who likes to write, blog, and cartograph about the fun and inconsequential.

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

Work hard. Learn. And use your skills to better Equestria. That's a worthy goal for anypony!