O.K. I'm bored out of my fucking mind and I got an idea. I will start a story about me, and you all can post what happens next in the comments! The only rules are 1) Me and Jiopop may not die. 2) It has to ne open ended. 3) it has to be offending and vulger in some way. Break any of these rules and I shall have comrade Stalin send you to the Gulag! I'm really looking foward to what this turns into. NOTE : NO MATTER HOW OFFENSIVE, HORRIBLE, SEXUAL, OR FUCKED UP IT IS I WILL NOT DELEATE ANY

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O.k. so now apparently this site is discriminating against satanists. We wern't even fucking starting this shit! It was all a bunch of christians who were whining because we didn't follow their beliefs. And now people are gettiing banned for their reglion? I thought that Bible taught love, tolerence, and caring. This site gives christians a bad name. It's people like Knighty who are the reason I stopped following christianity and converted to satanism! Yes, thats right!

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My recent post stating I was done on Fimfiction was a lie, It was an attempt at guilt tripping the christians away from me, which worked for a few of them, the rest, it gave me enough leway to make a group entitled Lord Satan's Army, I infact am not upset at the christian trolling, just minorly annoyed, so if you would, join Lord SAtan's Army so that we can organize, plan, and assult the christian trolls like a storm. I will have a few openings for generals, stratigists, ect. so if you

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I'm sorry that it has come to this, my friends, but due to the copius amounts of whiny, cry-baby christians that keep starting all these "Flame wars" with me, Well, I'm afraid that I will have to keep off FimFiction for a while. In the mean time, I shall start a petition to make all forms of christianity illegal, Get my christian school teachers fired for every, little, pro-Jesus thing that they say in class, and burn numerouse copies of the bible. All I have to say is that I didn't post

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I'm sorry that it has come to this, my friends, but due to the copius amounts of whiny, cry-baby christians that keep starting all these "Flame wars" with me, Well, I'm afraid that I will have to keep off FimFiction for a while. In the mean time, I shall start a petition to make all forms of christianity illegal, Get my christian school teachers fired for every, little, pro-Jesus thing that they say in class, and burn numerouse copies of the bible. All I have to say is that I didn't post

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NachoYEAH
Has posted anti Satan-pro jesus propaganda upon my page, all loyal Satanist, spam his profile imediatly!

Yes, yada yada yada, Me and the heretics have aggreed to a cease fire. As promised, I shall begin the mass upload in a few days, I need time to get the shit ready (Abducted included). Oh and I need someone to handle all this declareing flame war shit, If you feel like you can handle comanding Satan's army, please say so in the comments. Now, i'm off to burn Bioware to the ground for Mass effect 3's ending.

It was a lovly day outside, Kyofu was outside playing when he saw the dark lord Satan rise up from the ground. Almost as soon as he saw Satan he pulled down his pants and bent over to give the dark lord accsess to his gay, christian, anus. Satan smiled at the heretic scum and quickly mounted him, thrusting his large, sweaty, iron hard cock into Kyofu's filthy bible loving ass hole.

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http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Kyofu The user Kyofu, has recently sent me a message bombing the satanists, threating to harm our humble legion unless we convert to worshipping his so called "god" and leave that bitch Swirl alone and generally being a dick, So, We must not let this assult against our religion go unpunished. As of right now I have declared a holy war against this heretic and his mistress. Flame! Flame Lord Satan Says! Do not let these bible hugging jesus-freaks win!

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She has appollogized for insulting the Satanic equivelint of Mormans. Thank you too all who helped. Good Day and Satan Bless.