Flame war F.1 · 8:59pm Mar 22nd, 2012
It was a lovly day outside, Kyofu was outside playing when he saw the dark lord Satan rise up from the ground. Almost as soon as he saw Satan he pulled down his pants and bent over to give the dark lord accsess to his gay, christian, anus. Satan smiled at the heretic scum and quickly mounted him, thrusting his large, sweaty, iron hard cock into Kyofu's filthy bible loving ass hole.
"Oh! Lord Satan! Fuck me harder! Please! I'm sorry for ever following that gay-ass-fag jesus! I can do better! I promise! Just give me your huge, demonic, cock!" Kyofu said. The Devil laughed at the reformed christian and started to pump harder into Kyofu's anal passageways. Kyofu reached own and began to stroke his throbbing cock, savoring the pleasure that came from his touch.
Just the, Lord Satan pulled out and Kyofu knew exactly what to do, he leaned down and started to suck upon the deveil's hard member. He continued to masturbate himself while he orally pleasured himself to the fealing of the dark lord's rough, sweaty dick in his mouth, and his balls slapping against his chin.
With a finale suck the most holy Satan shot his ice, cold semen into Kyofu's throat. Kyofu, eagerly sucked down every last drop of the devil's love necter. Satan then bent over and took Kyofu's dick into his mouth, but instead of sucking, he bit down, hard, tearing the peice of shit's dick off in one bight.
Kyofu fell to the ground in agony as the Devil toward above him, laughing. Lord Satan then took an M1911 and blew Kyofu's brain out. He then procedded to rape, tourtue, kill, and claim the souls of Kyofu's family and friends, and relished in the thought of him, his prophet MrHappyFace, and his loyal followers rapeing the filthy vermin for all of eternity. God wathced, just said "Ah fuck it." and went back to forcing people to praise him under threats of pain and death. THE END good Day and Satan bless. - MrHappyFace, Prophet of Satan.
40503 Yep, It's happening again. The war of stupidity has been reigited. praise satan brother.
40504 I don't support satinisim.
40506 And I dont support christianity, but unless you start giving me shit about it, i'll leave you in peace.
40507 I don't suppert them either I'm an aethiest.
40509 and I respect your beliefs, just don't give me any shit about them.
What the fuck?
WILL YOU SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
40558 not untill they appologize for insulting satanists.
Art thou retarded?
Neither God nor Satan can exist, for the glorious saviour of our world, the Flying Spaghetti Monster, has already erased their pathetic unholy existance. No one can withstand his/her/its noodly death rays, his/her/its boiling tomato sauce of doom and his/her/its crushing meatballs of annihilation.
You shall be crushed by His/Her/Its Glory, for he/she/it will be furious about your heresy!
enjoy your last breaths, heretic.
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Good day.
now THIS is just childish.
this war thing is now over because we all have opinions that we should keep to ourself so just stop it but if anyone says i apoligized your wrong and if i see anymore post or comments about this little baby war lets just say im not gonna stop until time has ended so just quit it.
40670 40716 Ok, I shall agree to a cease fire. Jst don't post anything insulting to Satanists, I don't care if you hate them with all your heart, just keep it to yourselfs.
40640 are you looking to start a holy war too?
40824
*unholy
40857 Thank you for the correction. Satan bless.
40824 An unholy war? Like going around burning down random villages? Sure, would be funny to see the world burn. I shall conquer the whole world and sacrifice the population for my most divine lord. He will devour them all and give me their power and then I shall ascend to true godhood! Kneel in the mud before me, imbecile heretics!
41235 THE FLYING SPAGETTIE MONSTER AINT GOT SHIT ON LORD SATAN BITCH! He will fucking eat him and drink his filthy heretic blood!
41302 But by eating too fast, he will suffocate on one of His Almighty Awesomeness' noodles and die. ~ The End
41307 Satan is already dead fucktard, He cant die again.
41456 How can an immortal beeing be dead? Also, isn't it somewhere written that God/Gabriel/random angel tossed Satan to the ground or something? He should have survived that. After all, he was an archangel.