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mrhappyface


Yay! I have a Bio nw! I am a ** year old living in ********** ** ******** I am a communist and when I'm not playing Skyrim or Fapping I'm writing fics on this site. Praise Satan!

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  • 630 weeks
    Happy Time!

    The gloryouse Poultron has banned the users nachoYEAH, faithfulchristian, and jas362. We no longer have to worry about being flamed by them. So now I can devote all of my time to my stories. So to celebrate here is George BUsh doing the happy dance. Oh and also I have joined the holy church of the grand and

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  • 630 weeks
    Fluffy

    > You are now the proud owner of a brand new Fluffy pony!
    > She's so cute with her deep blue coat and dark blue mane with a wite strek and her blue eyes.
    > You name her Fluffy Colgate, after the toothpaste.
    > You poor her a bowl of spaggetie and let her chow down.
    > You then play stack the blocks with her.
    > She curls up with you and falls assleep.

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  • 630 weeks
    fluffy

    >you just adopted a fluffy blue unicorn pony
    >the shelter said she had a previous owner, but you didn’t get any details
    >all you care about is that you have a new fluffy pony
    >and that you didn’t have to pay as big an adoption fee
    >bring her home and let her out of her carrier
    >she toddles around, getting familiar with her new home.

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  • 630 weeks
    Okay then.

    O.k. then. The users Faithfulchristian and nachoyeah will not stop spamming me for no reason! Faithfulchristian even after she swore upon her filthy bible she would stop. So then, I am devoting all my time on fimfiction to the non-stop trolliing of these two heretics. I don't care how many people stop following me over this, I will not rest untill those two peices of human trash are delt

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    8 comments · 449 views
  • 630 weeks
    Okay then.

    O.k. then. The users Faithfulchristian and nachoyeah will not stop spamming me for no reason! Faithfulchristian even after she swore upon her filthy bible she would stop. So then, I am devoting all my time on fimfiction to the non-stop trolliing of these two heretics. I don't care how many people stop following me over this, I will not rest untill those two peices of human trash are delt

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    0 comments · 476 views
Apr
9th
2012

Fluffy · 4:36am Apr 9th, 2012

> You are now the proud owner of a brand new Fluffy pony!
> She's so cute with her deep blue coat and dark blue mane with a wite strek and her blue eyes.
> You name her Fluffy Colgate, after the toothpaste.
> You poor her a bowl of spaggetie and let her chow down.
> You then play stack the blocks with her.
> She curls up with you and falls assleep.
> The next day tell her that she will get a fluffy treat if she says the magic words.
> Tell her the magic words are Heil Hitler! and Holocaust YaY!
> repeat this untill she yells Heil Hitler and Holocaust YaY at the sight of fluffy treats.
> Two weeks later walk up to her with a bag.
> "Fluffy! I have a preasent for you! it's a Fluffy suit!"
> Hand her small Nazi Uniform
> She puts it on, compleatly obliviouse to the offensive symbol on her arm
> She loves it.
> Take her to local Jew church thingy (Synagouge)
> Tell her the peole inside have lots of treats for her if they say the magic words.
> Get out video camera.
> wait for it....
> Hiwel Hitwa! Howocauts Yay!
> The Synagouge was hosteing a holocaust memorial today.
> Video tape the mob of pissed of Jews chargeing at Fluffy.
> Piss yourself laughing as you watch the Jews mutilate Fluffy
> One pulls of her arm and shoves it in her ass.
> Another tears off her fluff and strangles her with it.
> Another rapes Fluffy Pony with a screwdriver.
> And another plucks out Fluffy's eye balls and feeds them to her.
> moments later 89,0000,000 hits on youtube.

ALT ENDING

> Somehow the vet save Flufffy
> You bring her home and set her in her safe room.
> Bring her bowel of sgetties
> Fluffy pony drowns on sgettie sauce

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Comments ( 9 )

Cute. Something I would have never expected from you...

HEIL HITLER. HOLOCAUST YAY!

I laughed.

Trying not to compain...
:applecry:

64308 Cute? Either i'm slipping your you have a strange idea of cute, but then again I have no room to complain.

A true masterpiece.

... Your getting better.
But random fluffy drowns are a bit old.
Its better to leave them heartbroken and unloved, but alive.

FINALLY :rainbowkiss:
PURE AWESOMENESS
Especially the alt ending

64375 The alternate ending? The first 5 lines?

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