Fluffy · 4:36am Apr 9th, 2012
> You are now the proud owner of a brand new Fluffy pony!
> She's so cute with her deep blue coat and dark blue mane with a wite strek and her blue eyes.
> You name her Fluffy Colgate, after the toothpaste.
> You poor her a bowl of spaggetie and let her chow down.
> You then play stack the blocks with her.
> She curls up with you and falls assleep.
> The next day tell her that she will get a fluffy treat if she says the magic words.
> Tell her the magic words are Heil Hitler! and Holocaust YaY!
> repeat this untill she yells Heil Hitler and Holocaust YaY at the sight of fluffy treats.
> Two weeks later walk up to her with a bag.
> "Fluffy! I have a preasent for you! it's a Fluffy suit!"
> Hand her small Nazi Uniform
> She puts it on, compleatly obliviouse to the offensive symbol on her arm
> She loves it.
> Take her to local Jew church thingy (Synagouge)
> Tell her the peole inside have lots of treats for her if they say the magic words.
> Get out video camera.
> wait for it....
> Hiwel Hitwa! Howocauts Yay!
> The Synagouge was hosteing a holocaust memorial today.
> Video tape the mob of pissed of Jews chargeing at Fluffy.
> Piss yourself laughing as you watch the Jews mutilate Fluffy
> One pulls of her arm and shoves it in her ass.
> Another tears off her fluff and strangles her with it.
> Another rapes Fluffy Pony with a screwdriver.
> And another plucks out Fluffy's eye balls and feeds them to her.
> moments later 89,0000,000 hits on youtube.
ALT ENDING
> Somehow the vet save Flufffy
> You bring her home and set her in her safe room.
> Bring her bowel of sgetties
> Fluffy pony drowns on sgettie sauce
Cute. Something I would have never expected from you...
HEIL HITLER. HOLOCAUST YAY!
I laughed.
Trying not to compain...
LOL
64308 Cute? Either i'm slipping your you have a strange idea of cute, but then again I have no room to complain.
A true masterpiece.
... Your getting better.
But random fluffy drowns are a bit old.
Its better to leave them heartbroken and unloved, but alive.
FINALLY
PURE AWESOMENESS
Especially the alt ending
64375 The alternate ending? The first 5 lines?