I have changed the terms for peace with the heretic, it is now if she appoligizes for starting this flame war, and deleates all her blasphomous comments from my user page we shall leave her alone. Untill she submits to the demands our next tactic should be to repeatedly post beutiful, Satanic poetry upon her wall. Stay tuned for the latest news regarding this crusade.

Comrades, Still the heretic Swirl refuses to accept Satan as her lord and savior. Don't let up! Keep up the trolling/assult upon the heretics page! Please! Think, What would Lord Satan do?

This is an official document from Lord Satan himself, The FimFiction user know as "Swirl" hast postith a comment upon my userpage stateing he shall try to show me the light of his so called "God". This offence against our Dark Lord must not be ignored. By order of Lord Satan, we are honor bound to comment upon his userpage in an attempt to convert him to the side of our Lord Satan. If this fails, then we are honor bound to troll the shit out of account as punishment for his

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OMFG! Prince Blue Blood = Celestia's Nephew. Nephew = Son of your brother/sister. Luna = Celestia's sister. That makes Luna Blue Blood's mother.

Also, It may explain why he acts like a total dick, His aunt banishes his mom to the moon and takes over. This makes him mad at Celestia and her friends. Rarity = Celetia's friend. That May explain why he acted like a douche to her.

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>soviet Russia
>KGB are making door to door stops to check for traitor capitalists
>they come to your home
>you are reading Marx like a good citizen
>they inquire about your fluffy pony
>you say she is in her play pen, reading Marx like a good communist pony
>you lead them to her
>fluffy pony is in her crib, gazing up at you and babbling happily
>fluffy pony’s copy of Marx is ripped up
>she was eating it
>her treachery breaks your heart

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> You find a Fluffy Pony on the street.
> It's crying and says Mista, wan food! me wan food!
> You pick it up and hug it close and tell it everything will be alright.
> She has a white coat and a blue mane.
>You name her Princess Pretty
>You sit her down at your kitchen table and feed her some spagettie.
> Fluffy Pony drowns on spagettie sauce.
> You piss your self lauging and hurttle her body into Incomeing traffic.
> Fluffy Pony's body hits a flatbed truck's windsheild.

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Hello, MrHappyFace shorts are short stories that are to short to submit for reveiwing. So here they are as blog posts. Enjoy!

Princess Celestia was lounging in her royal quarters when she heard a hard knock on the door. Before she get up to answer it the door busted down revealing....Mel Gibson! Mel then pointed at Celestia and yelled "Big nosed horse kike!" and then tackled her onto the bed.

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Hello, MrHappyFace shorts are short stories that are to short to submit for reveiwing. So here they are as blog posts. Enjoy!

Princess Celestia was lounging in her royal quarters when she heard a hard knock on the door. Before she get up to answer it the door busted down revealing....Mel Gibson! Mel then pointed at Celestia and yelled "Big nosed horse kike!" and then tackled her onto the bed.

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Hello, MrHappyFace shorts are short stories that are to short to submit for reveiwing. So here they are as blog posts. Enjoy!

Princess Celestia was lounging in her royal quarters when she heard a hard knock on the door. Before she get up to answer it the door busted down revealing....Mel Gibson! Mel then pointed at Celestia and yelled "Big nosed horse kike!" and then tackled her onto the bed.

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Hello, MrHappyFace shorts are short stories that are to short to submit for reveiwing. So here they are as blog posts. Enjoy!

Princess Celestia was lounging in her royal quarters when she heard a hard knock on the door. Before she get up to answer it the door busted down revealing....Mel Gibson! Mel then pointed at Celestia and yelled "Big nosed horse kike!" and then tackled her onto the bed.

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