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Lets Play a Game! · 2:47am Mar 29th, 2012
O.K. I'm bored out of my fucking mind and I got an idea. I will start a story about me, and you all can post what happens next in the comments! The only rules are 1) Me and Jiopop may not die. 2) It has to ne open ended. 3) it has to be offending and vulger in some way. Break any of these rules and I shall have comrade Stalin send you to the Gulag! I'm really looking foward to what this turns into. NOTE : NO MATTER HOW OFFENSIVE, HORRIBLE, SEXUAL, OR FUCKED UP IT IS I WILL NOT DELEATE ANY COMMENT THAT IS PART OF THE STORY. UNLESS IT INVOLVES ME BOWING DOWN TO ANY OTHER GOD/DEITY OTHER THAN SATAN.
Here it goes.
MrHappyFace and his friend Jiopop were out for a walk one day when......
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Jiopop turned towards Mrhappyman and asked, "hey why don't we go rape the cutie mark crusaders?"
"That fucking sounds like a great-ass idea," Mrhappyface replied. "I just can't wait to pump my hot sticky colt cum all up in tight filly pussy!"
The savage twosome began to walk down to the park where they knew that the CMCs were probably at.
" I have a better idea!" Mr.HappyFace exclaimed. " How about we rape the CMC, After we rape Wilhelm II, German Emperor!"
" Yeah! thats a much better idea! We should go their straight off, and not stop for anything Else!" Jiopop exclaimed happily.
They made their way to Wilhelm's fascist shack by the river, where he was abandoned to after shameing Germany and embaressing himself for losing world war one, and kicked down the door and tackled Sir. Wilhelm and quickly tied him to his bed and pulled down his trousers. Mr.HappyFace then...
Rubbed his sloppy cock all over the fascist's face. Precum dribbled across the prick's muzzle just before Mrhappyface slammed his hot-red ding dong into his German mouth. Wilhelm's gag reflex instantly activated, causing his eyes to well up with moisture: which was no biggy, seeing as how happyface could use the tears for lube. As Happyface found a suitable fuck-rhythm, the CMC's peered through the shack window, watching the action. The blatant sodomy was so hot, they all began to rub each other's cunnys like it was going out of style. Once mrhappyface was pleased with the oral assult, he them moved to Wilhelm's ass. He then slammed his fully-erected cock into the Wilhelm's butt-hole, causing his victim to yelp in pain. This only turned on mrhappyface more, resulting in more pleasure. It wasn't long before an orgasm erupted... .
(WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?!?!?!) when they were finished they decided to have another kind of 'fun'. they both picked up knifes from the floor and tied sir wilhelm's arms and legs open into a spread-eagle position, they ran their knifes along his skin elicciting a howl of pain. happyface began gripping the skin and slowly pulling it away, revealing the muscles and tendons underneath, happy face and jiopop finished up their work, happyface began carving a pentagram into wilhelm's stomach, spraying blood everywhere. the CMC picked up their pace as they watched the mutilation. happyface finished carving the pentagram into wilhelm's stomach and began slitting the still living wilhelm open and begins ripping out his internal organs, causing wilhelm to scream in absolute pain. Outside the window 3 certain little fillies were sent over the edge by the sight of wilhelm's bleeding heart being ripped ot of his chest, and being devoured by happyface. those 3 little fillies cries of pleasure did not go unheard as jiopop walked past the window.jiopop walked outside taking care not to create ny noise, this was unneccesary as the CMC had exhausted themselfs and were passed out ontop of eachother. jiopop picked them up and tied each of them up, bringing them into the house. happyface was delighted thet they didn't have to search for the CMC any longer. happy and jiopop positioned the CMC so their rumps were in the air and their legs spread, happyface wasted no time in peicing violently into sweetie's pussy. she screamed, awaking the other CMC. Applebloom began to shutter, and scootloo began to try to get away with her wings. "ah ah ah" jiopop teased and chopped scootaloo's wings off "no running, or flying away" "or magic" added happyface who ripped off sweetie's horn and shoved it deep into her anus, sweetie cried out in both pain and pleasure as the unfamiliar passagewas suddenly breached. happyface began pumping harder, and shoving the horn deeper, elicciing several screams and moans from sweetie. happy face finished up inside of sweetie, forcing her full of more seed than she could possibly handle. as sweetie beganquaking in pain happy pulled out and crammd an even larger dildo to fill his place. happy walked off to retreive something as jiopop started on applebloom. as he neared her she bgan quaking more violently. he slowly teased her slit before breaking through, causing a gasp of pain and surprise from the inexperienced applebloom.jiopop began slowly pumping elliciting several different responces from the orange earth pony, between surprise, pleasure and pain. jappyface returned with a sack of apples. he walked over and handed jiopop an apple and had one himself. he watched as jiopop finished up with applebloom, before trotting over to the struggling orange filly. he pulled an apple out of the sac and crammed it up her anus. she yelled out in pain as he crammed another in. he kept cramming until no more would fit, then he brought out his cock, already throbbing and brought it to the rather bloated ex-pegasus's anus. he shoved all of his length in, and scootaloo had to force herself to stop herself from throwing up apples. he began pumping with all his length, the orange pony not daring to make a sound for fear of throwing up apples. happyface finished up and crammed a buttplugg in to stop her from leaking (O.O) {*hork*} [*staring* *falls over*]
images.sodahead.com/profiles/0/0/2/3/6/2/1/2/7/adfa-69789102125.jpeg Little did you all know, that was one of my clones,(as I'm not the fasict one, HITLER was.)
Though I will add this:
Suddenly a bound fluttershy and rainbowdash were teleported into the room, right in front of happyface.
Leaving up time to spare he snuck up behind Fluttershy, and then lowered his massive manhood through her soft pussy lips,causing her to let out a small wimper,while he slowely streched her tight hole and snapped her weak hymen, causing a small amount of blood to seep out and mix with her bodily fluids that were lubing stalins manhood.
This was to much for the american who's stalion like manhood exploded into a stream of of seed which filled up and bubbled out of her marehood.
(*Note their hymen will regrow after a few seconds.)
Good day.
Then the Mane 6 entered. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH FUTTERSHY?!?!?"
"MrHappyFace only replie with a smile."Oh, the same thing were about to do to you. Twilight then tried to use herr magic, but Rainbow Dash got unbound, grabbed a knife, and sliced Twilights throat open from behind. as Twilight was dying on the floor, Rainbow Dash started cutting herself, getting orgasms from each cut, then she flew out towards her cloud castle, grabbed Scootaloo, and raped her with a double sided dildo, breaking her hymen, while Mr.HappyFace and the rest hit the others in the back of the head with a brick.
Now with five of the mane six unconcious on the floor, Mrhappyface decided that it was time for a piss. He whipped out his stallionhood and sprayed hot, steamy pee over the bodies of the dazed mares. Jiopop joined in as well. Once they were done with the girl's golden shower, Jiopop turned to happyface and said, "That was good, but there's got to be a better way to show these five how much we love them."
"I totally agree." Mrhappyface responded. With that he left the room and returned with a bag of IEDs. The dastardly duo then shoved a pipebomb up each mare's respective ass and/or pussy. Mrhappyface then connected each explosives fuses together, and, with the strike of a match, it was lit. The two vacated the shack and walked in slow motion, holly wood explosion style.
Meanwhile in the shack, Twilight awoke, because her neck wound wasn't deep enough to quite kill her yet. She rubbed her head and looked behind her when she heard the hissing of the burning fuse. "Fucking ass whore!" She swore as she felt the cold steel cylinder in her ass. She stood up and the bomb fell out, followed with a executive decision to teleport out of dangers way and leave her four friends to die. "ZAP!" Twilight dissapeared.
The hut then exploded violently! Galvanized roofing pannels and wood beams flew everywhere. The upper half of Apple Jack's corpse landed infront of mrhappyface and Jiopop as they were walking away. Jiopop looked at Happyface and laughed. He then shoved his cock into the bloody mess of organs and meat, fucking away magnificently. Suddenly Twilight appeared in a flash of magic! She stood there with a scowl on her face and said, "You'll both pay, you sick fuckers!"
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Happyface burst into laughter.
"Whats so funny?" demanded the enraged unicorn.
Through bouts of laughter Happyface managed to replay."Theres... only... one ... of.. you... and three... of us."
"No, theres not."
Happyface stopped laughing and looked around and low and behold their were only two of them, he turned to Jiopo and asked "Where the fuck is stalin?"
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48829 Meanwhile Stalin was in his house, haveing a three way with Wilhelm's wife and mother. and puppy dog.
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I have no wife, no dog and my mother is dead.
But here have some crack whores instead.
Good day.
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And then suddenly a pair of meth addicted prostitutes showed up and set their sick, withdrawal addled minds on twilight. Their gaits were jerky at best, their joint crooked and their hairstyles wild, greasy and not tended to for many years. EG. they were basically Skanky whores from the pony equivalent to new jersey or Essex .
Being ponies, they both had very visible And over developed blue waffles, pus dripped from their veiny snatch'es as they advanced upon her, Liquid disease (Their saliva was a mix of pure pathogen and drug residue) dripped from their gaping maws, which held but a few blackened rotted teeth. Their faces held insane grins which spasmed at random intervals uncontrollably.
Will our hero twilight die of aids? find out next time on {insert story name here}.....
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(They were for Stalin.)
Suddenly a white alicorn fell from the group and joined in with the fun.
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Good day.
And then, NachoYEAH flew in and landed in front of happyface then pulled out a knife and cut off his balls and stuffed them into his ears. Then, Nach took the knife and chopped happyface's dick off and shoved it up his ass. Nacho just stood there laughing and looked over to where jiopop stood, and said "You want some to?" Then jiopop ran away screaming. Nacho just laughed and said "THIS is what you get for worshipping satan and sayin' my parents are gettin raped by that son of a bitch". Although happyface was just lying there, screaming and crying for his "lord satan" to save him. Nacho said "He ain't comin'."Then then she flew away.
49135 What Nacho didn't know was that when she had her back turned to happyface, he had pulled out a 12 gauge auto-loader filled with flachetti rounds. The stallion then aimed it at Nacho and fired eight shots, ripping through the poor girl, causing her to fall back to the ground with a sharp "splat". Satisfied with his revenge, happyface then pissed blood all over the corpse. What a relief.
49458 The incredibly sexy and intelligent Jiopop laughed at his clone and polar opposite, Popoij, who that little pussy NachoYEAH had mistaken for himself.
"You're a little bitch Popoij!" Jiopop jeered.
MrHappyFace used his Satanic powers to reattach his balls. He got up, pinned Popoij on the ground, and choked him to death with his penis. Jiopop laughed. "Serves my stupid ass clone right!"
Just then Princess Celestia materialized in front of them. "What in my name is going on here?" the alicorn asked.
Jiopop and MrHappyFace looked at each other and then back at Celestia. They knew what it was that they must do...
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But alas before they could do thier dastidly deeds the whole fabric of the universe chnaged, knocking happyface and Jiopop the the ground and causing thier groins to feel like they were on fire.
After a few seconds of agony the feelings returned to normal.
Jiopop and happyface risked looking down, and what they sas shocked them, for their once massive stalionhoods had been replaced with two small slits.
"What in the name of satans holy chest hair is happening?" Shouted an enraged happyface.
"I think I can answer that." Boomed beind them that turned out to be pale mare with a red helment.
"I think that everyone would be better the other gender, so now everyone is."
"What the fuck, shithead?" Screamed a pissed off Jiopop.
The mare just batted her eyelashes." No, I'm knightly and your not, so your just a hater."
"Mama like." Said a soft voice behind them to turned out to be a rule 63 of celestia.
Good day.
*shrugs sholders* i guess i got a idea... then the vary fabric of the universe unravaled itself and they fell into a bottomless pit only to wake up on a park bench. it was all only a dream...
doesnt mean they cant make it into a reality!!! just then alol and lotus walked by them... (hey you wanted open ended so their you can continue)
...And they were both furiously raped until they couldn't sit for a whole month, but then suddenly...
(Lol, I'm partaking in this
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49911They realized they were in a dream within a dream.
"Celestia must've used her magical faggotry to do this!" MrHappyFace exclaimed.
Just then Leonardo Dicaprio appeared. "Hey guys!" he exclaimed. "You're right we're actually in Princess Celestia's dreams right now."
"Does that mean we can implant our Satanistic ideologies into her mindset so she can rule over Equestria under the dark banner of the blood god?" Jiopop asked.
"Yes of course!" Leonardo said enthusiastically. "Inception!"
49920 They then proceeded to insert satanic and communist messages into Celestia's mind, and also made her bisexual.
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You killed him, I think It counts.
But why was mine deleted, it was nothing against you.
Stoty below this line.
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Celestia was very happy for this and thus invited happyface and Jiopop to an multidemitional orgy with Molestia, trollestia, futalestia, solestia and luna.
50064 The two gladly attended the orgy. I was the best they ever had. Whips, chains and 9 gallons of KY jelly later, everybody laid sprawed out on a large bed in diminsion seX, all very sweaty from the sexual exploits.
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As the group was recoving there was a flash of light, that revealed discord, his eyes closed in triumph, a sombrero on his head and a pair of maracas in this hands.
"Look out everypony, I'm BACK."
Discord opened his eyes, expecting a cowering Celestia, what he saw instead caused him to drop his maracas.
50271 The image of the Princess about to rape discord with her horn was a shocking sight to him, so he ran away screaming. Then, a giant blueberry fell from the sky and crushed discord, causing his blood to splatter on everything around it.
50523 But before anything else could happened, the Power Rangers (Dino Thunder) began raping everyone, and for the Grande Finale, they combined the Dino-zords and ass raped Celestia with the Dino drill.
THE END
THE END... OF CHAPTER ONE
CHAPTER TWO
With Celestia indisposed because of her drill rape, Mrhappyface and Jiopop assumed rule of Equestia. Mrhappyface, the fragrant stallion, controlled the sun, raising it in the morning for all snot-nosed ponies to enjoy. Jiopop, the cocky one, mooned all of Equestria with his giant satellite during the night time. This caused all the ponies to masturbate violently before bedtime.
The two having firm control over the country decided to pay Ponyville a visit, to see how Celestia's former student was doing: Twilight Sparkle.
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Also, the changes brought about by their leadership were both terrifying and glorious. Within the first day hundreds of thousands of heretics died violent and bloody deaths and as Satan looked down upon his land he rejoiced that his will be done. (I'd imagine they'd install a communist/ di-Despotic rule, mercilessness and brutally forcing their glorious religion upon the masses under threat of death).
Upon arrival to the library they discovered Twilight was pale and sickly... dying of aids from those skanky hookers no doubt. Perhaps Satan could cure her, for a price.......
Then a human walks in wearing dark clothes and says "SEE WHAT YOU HAVE DONE!!! YOU HAVE THROWN EVERYTHING OUT OF WAK HERE!!!! I WONT STAND FOR THIS!!! he suddenly opens up a portal which sucks in mrhappyface and Jiopop into it. they did not expect this to happen. meanwhile the man reverted everything back to normal and removed all memories of what mrhappyface and Jiopop did in this dimension and proceded to go back to the portal... when he arrived the portal had destabilize and was sucking him in. "FUCK!!!!" were his last words before getting sucked in... "great im getting sent to where those two are going... this sucks balls..." he thought to himself as he got sent to... the zombie ponie dimension... (1.the guys a atheist. 2.he is coruptable. 3.they are going to need his help to escape from this dimension. 4.there are no survivors there are just zombiefied ponies... 5.when i said he was coruptable it means his morality can be changed to neutral where he wont hinder or help.)
51457 Once the three were done with their interdimensional travel, they found themselves in a waste land of a world. The sky was red and the ground was splotched with occasional puddles of blood. Twisted dead trees stood here and there, adding to the dismal atmosphere.
"This is ridiculous!" Mrhappyface snapped as he kicked a pony on the ground. "What the hell have you done?!"
The human folded his arms. "It doesn't matter. My mission has been accomplished.You two can no long reign terror on Equestria, tainting it's purity. Now deal with the horrors of the zombie dimension!" He answered.
Suddenly, there was a shower of light in front of the group. A large rift opened up and a tall figure stepped through. The human and the two ponies stared in awe of the display. The light died down, making the figure more visible. It looked like a man, wearing pure white flowing robes that blew in an nonexistent wind. He had silver hair joined in a ponytail that hung down his back. He had a pale face and brutally orange eyes that glared at the group. Over all, he seemed androgynous.
"Who... who are you?" Asked the human.
The glorious being closed his eyes and spoke, even though he wasn't moving his rosy lips. "I am Lucifer, most beautiful and powerful of all angels and servants to God." He explained. "I am gracing your presence to correct the imbalance you have created in Equestria."
The three were silent as they processed the information they just received. Lucifer continued. "The ponies known as Mrhappyface and Jiopop are my faithful and loyal servants: vehicles for my will. I couldn't possibly allow for you to transport them to the zombie dimension, when they could be doing my bidding in Equestria."
"I doesn't matter!" The human defied, shaking his fist. "You have no influence on me because of my free will. You cannot stop me!"
Lucifer smiled and shrugged. "I don't need to stop you." He said pointing at Happyface and Jiopop. "They will."
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Side story:
AND THEN the man called Jeff woke up in his county cottage (provided by ponies because they're cool like that), strange dream he was having just there. yes, yes it was.... could he hear som-
Suddenly the door slammed open and in charged a group of hooded ponies wielding machete's, "Bow to Satan, praise be his name, or DIE!" screamed the leader, clad in a black cloak which was decorated intricately with red Satanic glyphs.
Despite the overwhelming fear and mostly because of the disorientation he found himself experiencing, Jeff couldn't stop himself, "no such thing...".
"YOU DARE DENY THE TRUE LORD, HERETIC!", two of the shrouded stallions either side advanced upon the human and tackled him before he could even get out of bed. "Oh god i-" a cloth was stuffed into his mouth via magic, "Your 'god' won't save you, nothing will". As much as Jeff just wanted to say it was a figure of speech and that the Satanic priest was a moron, not a sound could escape his mouth un-garbled.
"MMMMMH, HHHHHMMMm".
"Pathetic, put him with the other scum", The ponies proceeded to drag Jeff out of his cottage and into the street where a prison caravan was waiting.
Plainly visible though the bars were a multitude of bruised and beaten ponies, mostly mares (some of whom had been raped). He was thrown roughly into one of the carriages, But as the guards opened the door, a screaming mare charged out into the streets, where she was promptly beaten to death (can't be bothered to write that scene, it involved Anal rape, gaping and bleeding though).
Jeff was hyperventilating through the gag as the prison caravan began to move, All he could here were the moans and cries of fear coming from the imprisoned heretics. A nearby pony who had tears streaming down her face untied the gag.
"w-Where are you taking us" he yelled through the bars.
although Jeff got no reply, the narrator (me) will tell you reagudless, He and the others that refused to accept Satan were being carted off to a Satanic Concentration camp, where they will be worked until death, beaten, and humiliated for being sub-sentient, There were just a few of the changes brought about due to change in rule.
(now what?)
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Involes communism, uses Concentration camps instead of a Gulag?
Main Story:
When he looked happyface and Jiopop had merged togethor into one gaint alicorn like creature, that had a shared consciousness.
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Side story:
Gulags don't systematically rape and torture their prisoners while performing outlandish Satanic rituals on them... It's basically a Gulag with additional functionality.
Also would Happyface and jiopop be classed as Despots, Overlords or High Priests of Satan?
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The alicorn happyjiopop looked down upon Twilight's dying form, and offered her an alternative, become blessed by Satan through ancient and corrupting Satanic rituals which would drastically alter her mind and body, or die of aids. The choice was hers,but if she accepted she would have to participate in the ritual which would mean she'd have to....
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Murder and rape her own brother, using a dull knife that is covered in hot spices.
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(OOC: as part of the ritual that's a start. but what else? perhaps she's tricked into doing it by being drugged and whatnot.
Also a blood orgy on top of his mutilated corpse would be interesting, just need somebody to write that because I'm far too lazy to do so).
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(Also, OOC: I know but I am shit at writing, lets just wait for happyface to turn this into a fic.)
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(agreed, either him, joipop or twystron500.)
51804 the human smirks at the site and says "i know what you really are lucifer and these will not stop me" (the story has now split into two realitys one where the human showed up and one where he didnt) "my name is alexander (will not tell full name becuase names have power) and i am the last surviveing human of a world in which their is a imbalance" "i came here to prevent it from happening to another" (he aint on either side he intends to keep balance) "i am the vary essence of will and choice that humanity has" "AND I DONT INTEND OF LETTING YOU DESTROY THE BALANCE!!!" alexander dual wields two swords one black the other white and eyes change from brown iris to gray " BRING IT!!!" the human is ready to fight the fusion.
just then the zombie hoard shows up and the human looks their way. he says "looks like we need to deal with the current crisis before we start sluging at each other" "then after we deal with these we need to find a way out of this dimension" the human looks at happyjiopop "now unless you want to die before you do your job i suggest helping me out here becuase their sheer numbers will kill us unless we have a truce *pauses* at least until we get ouy of here" the human is looking at the aproaching horde and at happyjiopop.
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Nope, your idea's are disregarded as non-cannon on the grounds of stupidity.
This may come as a shock to you, but you can't just waltz on in here and center the story on your poorly done Mary-sue of an OC, this story is not about Jeff, it's meant to be disgusting and vile, with tragically hilarious endings.
However anyone can direct it in any direction, just not in the outright retarded way you do it.
Ok whatever, do as you will. BUT
Jeff's STILL on his way to a concentration camp, this is just an extension to his dream, A story within a side-story.
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BUMP!
Tis currently 3 o'clock where I live, so I'm signing off.
52324 one he aint a mary sue plus his name aint jeff it is alexander. plus it is a what-if he showed up thing which means it is arcing off the main which means the story can continue normally. if people want to continue this arc they can. but the main arc continues. plus i made the guy off the top of my head so i didnt really put much thought into it. but jeff's story can continue though. but for the record if jeff is alexander but without any abilitys then he is clever and manipulative so he can trick,kill,torture,persuade,and fight his way out of this. oh there will be blood... and alexander,jeff,etc is not going down quietly if he is going to die...
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OK first of all he is totally a Mary-sue, faggy superpowers and all. The character is also very poorly designed and overpowered.
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Secondly, I named him Jeff, it is now cannon, his name is Jeff and he is currently on his way to a concentration camp/Gulag.
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Thirdly, fair enough, but once again you should try and center a shared story entirely around your Mary-sue OC, there will be blood, but it won't allays be one-sided, Jeff's going to suffer and the guards who are greater in number and have magic aren't just going to go die or be manipulated willy-nilly.
53141 first point he only has those powers to put him on a even playing field as happyjiopop or he would just be pwned plus he does have a backstory i will get to that if the story demands for him to tell it. on 2. people can have diffrent names if they came from diffnt dimensions but yes i will give and say jeff is alexander just the one from that dimension. 3.i didnt say jeff WASNT going to suffer but he is a tough one to break and he can Fake being scared shitless to trick people. he pretty much will be willing to kill guards to get to freedom. (ultimate goal is to get to a uncorupted dimension) and lets just say he has talents that will come in handy for escapeing...
pretty much saying he is the equalent of a jew during the holocaust. it is going to be VARY difficult but not IMPOSSIBLE for him to escape this liveing nightmare. also the guards most likely will eventually slip up... it is bound to happen.
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My god, what are you 13 or something?
whelp whatever, I'm stop playing till others join... In other news I just flooded some kids village in mine-craft, he built it in tundra so all the water started to freeze. What was really hilarious however was that I befriended him before hand and helped him after he gave ME food to survive, being his friend and even built a decent house. Then he left to build a sewer system and the flooding began.
I got the impression he was crying from his character alone, not to mention the cursing and freak-out. It was glorious.
Good Day
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"jew during the holocaust"
1)Goodwins law.
2)So he deserves it?
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Most amusing.
Good day.