I write about cute horses doing cute things. Also known as Ephemeral on /mlp/

It'll get better

Nothing real can be threatened. Nothing unreal exists.

I really have no idea what I'm doing. Just got a wild hair and decided to write a story. I've discovered my creativity is fueled by green thumbs and conversational comments...also a few beers.

Just a hobbyist writer with aspirations of making a career in it.

Enjoy-er of comedy, liker of Human X Pony (and Human X Anthro), and lover of the most heinous of all fetishes: mutual enjoyment of consent sex!

The arguments I have within my own head are legendary.

I am not contained between my hat and my boots.

Mostly harmless.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

I write for the fun of it. Just trying out a few ideas to improve my writing, and hopefully get some awesome, critical feedback!

If you're looking for something dirty and thrilling, then welcome to my library~

Hobby writer and potentially a complete future one aswell!

Dungeon Master (DM) - the organizer and participant in charge of creating the details and challenges of a given adventure, while maintaining a realistic continuity of events.

I do nothing of merit. On occasion, I give the impression of being creative, but this is a deception. I am merely derivative in clever ways.

Absentee fanfic-author. Formerly known as donald trump card, a celebrity pun that was maybe funny in 2012 but HAS NOT AGED WELL.

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

I've moved on from Fimfiction. New works on AO3!

Complete AppleDash fanatic!

Exceedingly idealistic; unrealistic and impractical.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Just some random guy. [Retired]

Give me one reason Celestia isn't best pony. Pro tip: You can't

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Like what I do? Leave a comment! All writers love comments!

Too much to write; too little time

For Love and Justice.

MUSTARD IS BEST PONY. MUSTARD GOES WELL WITH ANYTHING. MUSTARD IS TART AND DISGUSTING ON ITS OWN.

As of October 25th, 2022, I've retired from Fimfiction. I'll miss you.

irresistible

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

King nigger lord of the watermelon, duke of the chicken realm, high almoner of the grape cool aid of the Nile, has no tolerance for white people.

Abacadooby.

A phantom of shadows and darkness that wander this site in search of Spike fanfics. May the darkness be with you.

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Just another writer that aims to entertain. Nothing to see here, move along. Though yes, I am very feminist. Don't like it? That's nice.

The artist you've never heard of.

I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes; HEY!

I am the Storm Scribe. Let my words thunder across all creation! Let my imagination rain down and bring life to new worlds and adventures. Above all else, may you enjoy what meager gifts I bring...

Mediocre FanFic writer and Pro shoutcaster! "You wouldn't shoot a guy with glasses!