I'm lazy. Really lazy. Sloth is my number one sin.
Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.
"If you would not be forgotten as soon as you are dead and rotten, either write things worth reading, or do things worth the writing." – Benjamin Franklin
Massive nerd brony with enough of a screwed up mind to create stories.
A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.
Profile of Retired Writer, Lapis-Lazuli, and his editor, Stitch / Inky. Thanks for the memories, FiMFiction.
I'm a mysterious man with a large Viewer list, despite being very self critical of my work. Looking to write professionally someday.
Stories about ponies are stories about people.
A Little Nonsense Now And Then Is Relished By The Wisest Men.
Writer of One-shots. Dabbler of Genres. Altogether too slow for her own good.
Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies
TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous
A Midwest brony who enjoys writing about adorkable unicorns and alien invasions. Come join me for XCOM 2 livestreams!
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I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.
I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.
Former author and proofreader/editor/fanfic troubleshooter.
Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”
“If the youth are not initiated into the tribe, they will burn down the village, just to feel its warmth.” — African proverb