*crashes through large temple doors, dashing straight to the nearest cogitator*
*powers on its holy engines, begging its spirit for forgiveness of its hasty use*
*frantically lights incense and begins pounding the runes on the interface*

Jack the Giant Slayer! DON'T FUCKIN' GO TO IT!

Tell your friends! Tell your enemies! Allow no other living soul to be tainted by this filth, no matter how much you despise them!

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Here's some old drabble I wrote in my spare time. Thought you guys might wanna see it. Or maybe not. Maybe you're so sick of seeing me you just want to bash me with a pillowcase full of pennies. Anyhow, here it is.

I, The Abomination

Idleness would not dissipate it.

Action would not deter it.

The silent screams clawed the shadows of their throats.

Soundless.

Shapeless.

Without color nor emotion nor origin.

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I don't know what came over me. I... I just don't. All of the sudden, I just had all these new crossover ideas that I really want to do! It's an ugly thing, guys, to have so many ideas in your head, each of which could easily be turned into a multi-chapter, full-length fantasy epic. It's pretty obvious from the way I've been using my writing time that I am not the most get-to-it guy, so some of these ideas will never see the light.

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I haven't posted anything for a while. For that, I'm... sort-of sorry. I guess. BUT, I've been working on this one-shot that I thought would be as long as The Day Ghost Shipped Rainbow Dash With Everything, but it turns out, it's going to be a bit longer and a bit more serious. I've been doing to practice writing my fight sequences as I have not delved into that too much. It should be

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As of now, I have just been informed by my assistant here, Greg, that... hold on...

*whale noises*

Alright... As I was saying, I've just been informed that I am, in fact, not Cave Johnson, so Greg has no business here. Get outta here ya homeless, interdimensional, psionic floating lump!

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I'm working on a new one-shot story to kinda cut down on the brain-burning task of writing the new Name's Ellis chapter. And guess what?

IT'S A SECRET! Haven't even told ThePartyCannon what it is.

Ok... maybe a little...

Hopefully It'll be done by Christmas as my gift to you guys. It's a distinct change of pace compared to what I usually write. Yes, that's right, I'm trying my luck at making a sad story.

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So, for Halloween (yes, I know this is a bit overdue), me and my friend, ThePartyCannon, dressed up as DC villains. Here are the pictures of the costumes. Tell me which one is better.

Onomatopoeia

(If you actually know this guy, then I will love you long time)

Deathstroke

GREEN ARROW

Chapter 1: GREEN ARROW

GREEN ARROW GREEN ARROW GREEN ARROW GREEN ARROW
GrEeN aRrOw GrEeN aRrOw ARROWS
GREEN ARROW
GREEN ARROW
GREENARROWGREENARROWGREENARROW

GREENARROWGREENARROWGREENARROW

GREEN ARROW GREEN ARROW
GREEN ARROW

GREEN ARROW

I'm back on my feet again. Sorry I've been gone all summer. Distractions and such. As you've noticed, I've updated Name's Ellis. Most disappointing chapter to date, yeah, but the next few I'll try to make better. Right now, however, I've got to revive O.i.E., so that will have to come first. Stay tuned, guys.

Pressed the fucking enter button again, so this blog was empty when I posted it. I hate that.

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I know how much you guys don't like it when your free entertainment is denied, so I'll give you a bit of information as to why it has not been updated in a while in the convenient form of a list of reasons:

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