Twilight believes that her theory on the potential of crossing chaotic and standard magical energies could lead to some major breakthroughs in the field of magical development for the kingdom of Equestria. Enlisting the help of the recently reformed Discord, Twilight, sure of her formulas, decides to skip several steps in the scientific process and jump straight to the experimental stage.

Needless to say, things don't go as planned.

And so, with a case of major magical backlash which could take weeks to fully heal, Twilight awakens to a sweltering desert environment with an odd creature staring down at her. On the creature's blue clothing is a large, yellow number.

13.

I've seen quite a number of Fallout crossovers, but never one about the first Fallout. I decided to start working on this at 4 am one morning, and surprisingly it still sounds like a good idea now. So here it is.

[Fore note: Absolutely NO knowledge of FTL is required to enjoy this. All that will get you is an occasional, "did he just make THAT into a pony pun?"]

Captain Ditzella "Derpy" Doo of the HMS Lunar Wrath has "acquired" information of vital importance in relation to the Rebel fleet's weakness, and the Rebels will stop at nothing to prevent it from spreading.

Derpy, along with her friend Engineer First Class Carrot Top and daughter Weapons Officer Dinky Doo, have made it their mission to deliver this information to the leaders of the Skylar Federation. The Skylar Federation, a collation of the Society of the Silver Moon, the Shining Liberators of the Sun, and several other different galactic governmental forces, is fighting a losing battle against the Rebellion. The information Derpy and her crew have, unbeknownst to the Federation, could turn the tides of the war in their favor. Now if only they could deliver it without needing to go through a hostile and unforgiving galaxy, while a fleet of angry Rebels is tailing their every move.

They're going to need all the help they can get.

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Rating changed to Teen due to somewhat graphic content and minor swearing.

My undying gratitude goes out to TimeBaby and Grif for prereading and editing my mess, and helping make it more bearable. Thank you!

And thank you to my friend Coco, from whom I commissioned the new cover!

And many thanks to my friend Naxts, who created the new names for the NLR and SE. I changed them for a slightly more original approach to the story.

This is a (soon to be) series of unrelated, short stories based in the Fallout Equestria universe. No over arcing themes or plot; each story is a self-sustained, short read.

(Also please excuse the terribly scrawled cover picture of mine)