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Ssendam the Masked


My mask protects me from gas and Internet gnomes. What's your mask?

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Mr Howtobasic doesn't understand. One moment, he was teaching people how to do things in the correct manner, and the next, he's here in Equestria. Well, at least there are eggs around.

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Life isn't fair.
Death is.
I got ran over by a car, and then a fictional character just appears next to me and gives me a second chance.
How am I supposed to react to that?
By serving him. Unfortunately, there are others here, who wish the same. Every living creature calls itself my enemy, often without even looking at my actions beforehand.
Oh, brave new world, that has such people in it.

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There is no rule stating that one cannot be a geek AND also be buff.
I defy the rules.
Now, I am here in this anthro Equestria because reasons.
I am the Muscle Wizard, and I cast Magic Fist.

Inspired by Malideus.

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Sometimes, a man really needs to get into fights more often. Unfortunately, circumstances can kill you off.
Meet George MacDonald, a veteran who really needs a drink and a fight; not necessarily in that order.
When you represent the God of War, sometimes you'll get the fight earlier than expected.

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"Okay, so we've got a headless suit of armour with a sword, a normal dude with a gemstone, a girl made of shadows, a mad knight who worships the sun, a steampunk inventor, a man with a crazy powerful mask, two amnesiac women with elemental powers,a conspiracy theorist who's pissed off for some reason, a dark lord planeswalker, some fat guy dressed as a monk, some blond summoner dude, a cyborg ninja, an orange masked lunatic, A monstrous beast with an echoing voice and a sword, and me, the totally metal Sith Lord. Who feels like this is some kind of bizarre bar joke?"

A mass crossover between the first fourteen main stories in The League of Humans Acting Villainous. All respective characters belong to their respective owners.

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What are the good things in life?
Why, good food, good drink, and good company.
Unfortunately, I don't get much of the second, and the third is currently imprisoned in stone. At least the food is good.

I dressed up as a friar for a costume party, then some brony tosser sends me here to anthro horse land by accident.
Now, I'm a villain, but at least the food is to die for.

Based off of the famous (or infamous) Malideus more than my other work. Please leave comments below.

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Not all humans who arrive in Equestria are friendly. Sometimes, they're total assholes.
Sometimes, they're trolls. Like these guys.

When you're two dudes who are cosplaying as Tobi and Yoshimitsu and are labelled Public enemies 1 and 2, sometimes, you just gotta go on a road trip.

Loosely inspired by F*ck it I'm having fun. Pic drawn by Genbu, who's kind of the coolest.

Edit: Huh, featured on 5 May 2014. Wasn't expecting this.

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After the daily mountain of paperwork that results from the insanity that is Ponyville, Ivory Scroll has had enough, and has made a list forbidding things that Ponyville citizens are forbidden from doing. A one shot of surprisingly epic proportions, written in the dead of night.

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During the Canterlot Wedding, Shining Armor was brainwashed into submission by the Changeling Queen. But what happened in the weeks before the wedding?

After the wedding, Queen Crysalis shows up with an unexpected surprise- Shining Armor's half changeling foals. How will he and his family react to this development?

Criticism is appreciated.

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