I'm a shameless neckbeard who has a knack for writing a LOT of smut. I have an Official Patreon page (Patreon.com/TheVClaw), and I also take commissions to help support myself as a freelance writer.

Stories about: Feelings too complicated to describe, ponies

Patreon | Ko-fi are available for subscriptions/donations! Helping pay my bills helps me write more!

All my favorite colors, my sisters and my brothers... Hate the sig? Report me. Bullies get ignored, no exceptions. You know who you are.

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

Have you any dreams you'd like to sell? (He/Him)

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Quoth the raven: "CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW" (Patreon)

Help a good cause and donate to the Schizophrenia and Related Disorders Alliance of America today!

A smut-peddling armchair general with a love for writing and ponies.

Non-GMO 100% Organic Gay

space is a waste

I write horse words.

Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

"Descriptive but creatively shallow and morally bankrupt."

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

Not the G1 Sparkler. Nor the G3.5 Sparkler. Nor the G4 Draft Sparkler. Nor the Winningverse Sparkler (even though she's awesome).

Moved on.

favorite characters are as follows in no particular order. Zecora, Luna, Fluttershy, Spike, Berry Punch, Lyra & BonBon, Vinyl Scratch, & Discord, Oh and Big Mac (as long as he's gay).

If you have any issues with getting your story on the site or any personal issues (eg: depression), PM me. Please don't add me to random Skype groups without asking. Thank you.

A Young Homosexual Alone in The Corner, Crying – Suttree, Cormac McCarthy.

A guy that really loves futa. The dickgirl really ties the whole room together.

Your soul shall be mine...

I mainly write porn, it's all in good fun.

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I have no idea what I'm doing.

Male. Young adult. Brony. Favorite pony, Luna. Favorite villian, Discord.

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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Hi, I'm TAW. I write terrible erotic my little pony fan fiction about cartoon horses having sex with each other, or vaguely defined human audience-inserts, for fun. Because... uh. I have no shame?

I type stories using my hands

Also known as HUE JACKMAN! And more recently, Blaasz. My twitter: https://twitter.com/Blaaszz

Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

I do things for the internet, sometimes unspeakable things, most of the time just editing for pony stories though.

My name was Razorbeam, and I am retired. (From Fanfiction)

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

There and back again.