Fluttershy is blind and Discord is going to find out why. The results are stunning. Stunning indeed.

Sunset Shimmer decides that being goth would be way cooler than being a popular girl, but she finds something out from Aria.

It isn't.

Sunset is about to drop her new mixtape, The Bacon B**** Chronicles.

Discord, well aware of the trouble that the Cutie Mark Crusaders are known to cause, decides to just go ahead and give them some cutie marks and put an end to their shenanigans. This, he hopes, will get everyone to like him.

Unfortunately, things go awry.

Maybe losing to the Rainbooms wasn't such a bad thing. After all, Aria still had her best friend by her side. A best friend who was just the worst...

Lately, tons of people on the internet have been referring to Sunset Shimmer as their "waifu". She's caught wind of it, but she's confused. What's a "waifu", and why is everyone saying she's better than other "waifus"?

After a mishap with the ghost portal, Danny Fenton finds himself stuck in the strange world of Equestria. The worst part? He's got enemies here, too.

Part 2 onwards will be written with the help of MissytheAngle!

Part 1 going through re-edits by Curify. This dude is awesome, I seriously can't say enough about his greatness as both an editor and a friend. Thanks, man.

When Dipper and Mabel Pines stumbled upon that ancient looking machine in the woods of Gravity Falls, they had no idea what it would do. So like any other people idiots would do, they got in.

It's Fluttershy's birthday, but all of her friends are busy! ... Well, all but one of them, and he's going to make sure it's the best birthday she's ever had.

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New cover art created by melissathehedgehog. Also with a reading by Dr. Wolf!

This story is a sequel to How Twilight Actually Lost Her Wings

Twilight has been called upon by Celestia to test out another drink. Still recuperating from the Monster incident, will Twilight be able to tell Celestia 'no'?

Of course not!

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The name for this story was derived from that of my friend MissyAngel's story, Human in Parasprite