I'm just here to write.

Hoopy's just this guy, you know?

Still tired. Still writing. Patreon

The pen is mightier than the sword, but the nuclear bomb's got them both beat.

The name's Dash. (Previously Ronnie) And I write humanized pony stories. Welcome to my humble page.

A fan-fiction author and game programmer that lives in Glendale, CA.

It's fanfiction all the way down.

There are only three real monsters: Dracula, Blackula, and Son of Kong.

The purpose of a story is that it's a story. It can be more, but it can never be less.

Don't mind me, I'm just sitting here and working on stories with a religious fervor.

Nothing says I miss you quite like war poetry carved in your door with a stanley knife.

A simple plot, but I know one day, good things are coming our way.

Puppet Master of Feels™ - Idea Bouncy-Castle of Awesome™

Hello? Is... is this thing on? The red light means it's on, right? Or do I... I have to push a button, don't I? Well, which one? There's like ten! The black one? They're all black!

Thanks, but please don't send me cash "tips." Instead, support this charity: The Fletcher Street Urban Riding Club.

Derpy, Pinkie Pie, Sweetie Belle, Chrysalis. Myself, summed up in four MLP characters. I'm a deeply flawed individual, but if you can get past that, I'm sure we can be the best of friends.

Author and dramatic reader from YouTube. All your pony are belong to us.

"I'm not afraid of dying. I just don't want to be there when it happens." —Woody Allen

Who let the dogs out?

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

So long, and thanks for all the fish! Remember to love each other.

There are a few Jakes on this website. I'm the ginger one.

Feel free to contact me about whatever.

Not a changeling.

A guy with too much time on his hands. Enjoys writing and over-analyzing things.

I've never seen a place that's quite like this. Everything is turned around; this crazy world is upside down.

Living with LUS.

Diminutive Equine Novelist

My name is Donny's Boy. I ship ponies.

Lecturer by day, pony word peddler by night.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Twilight floated a second fritter up to her mouth when she realized the first was gone. “What is in these things?” “Mostly love. Love ‘n about three sticks of butter.”

Book collection: Biblical Monsters and Other Grim Tales

Not a changeling.

Writer, blogger, saucy chat mom, occasional bitch. Hablo español. She/her/ella.

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"

I used to be relevant!

Chase the sun, and it will smile upon you.

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

Very occasionally, I post pony stories. Twilight Sparkle is the best pony. I drink my tea with milk, no sugar. Those would be the important bits.

Ceci n'est pas un cheval.

With enough momentum, pigs fly just fine.