Dark Scribe of the 38th Company, Iron Warriors Legion, come to bring the glory of Chaos to the realm of Pony.

I'm an old sourpuss.

Horseword maintenance and installation specialist. Mareschizo extraordinaire.

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Author, former Royal Canterlot Library curator, and the (retired) reviewer at One Man's Pony Ramblings.

Convention vendor, compulsive writer. I have a Patreon for monthly bills and a KoFi for tips.

Writing Comedy, Adventure and Slice Of Life. Desperately trying to keep up with all the crazy stories my brain comes up with.

Virtually invisible to PaulAsaran

The hoes call me the B-1 Lancer because I offer unimpressive low-level penetration but possess a world-class rear-aspect sight picture.

Pithy Statement

Our job is not to give readers what they want; our job is to show them things they never imagined. --Walt Williams

Forget not that I am a derp.

[center]Bye guys[/center]

Particle Physics and Pony Fiction Experimentalist

Why do I write? Because I can't draw! I write mainly as an outlet, and don't take it too seriously. If you like what I write, awesome! If not, that's cool too.

Wherefore art thou, morals?

The sexiest man you've ever met.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

Living with LUS.

a guy who doesn't read fan fiction, but is more than happy to write them... for some reason...

Hi! I'm Lurks-no-More: a pony writer, RPG player, SF and fantasy fan, and a general nerd. I hope you enjoy my stories!

The proprietor of the series known as 'Sweet Special-Nothings'. Well known for the story Hop, Skip, and a Jump! And First Date. Also wrote the Conversion Bureau tale, A Mare's Tail.

Just an average insane brony, doing average insane things. Professional Fanfiction Writer and Purveyor, relevant links are on my profile page.

Somewhere in the USA. Probably older than you. And something about MLP:FIM makes me want to write stories. Unfortunately, being gainfully employed cuts into my writing time.

*zoop*

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

I'm just full of bad ideas*. *By "bad ideas", I mean stories that are pony porn. Just clarifying.

A groovy mystery, gang.

You can't see the forest...

I like ponies.

My name's PJ. I'm from New York. I write pony fics. I go to parties with bronies. I'm not good at self-introduction.

I'm older than your average brony, but then I've always enjoyed cartoons. I'm an experienced reviewer, EqD pre-reader, and occasional author.

Not much to say here. Most of my stuff's pretty old by now (Over a year) but I've never uploaded it here, so I figured I might as well. I mean, why not?

I'm Comma-Kazie; grammarian, nitpicker, and all-around master of feels.

I am a conglomerate of Engineeriological and Writeological forces with a Ponypreneurial spirit.

Benman belongs to a class of bipedal ape notable for its use of tools and clothing, highly adept at symbolic communication such as language and art.

Fanfic writer, gamer, and whatever other labels I'm forgetting.

How is a raven like a writing desk? Poe wrote on both.

Hello. My name is Fate and I'm fictional. That's right. I don't actually exist. But I love living here at Fimfiction and I look forward to meeting you all!

I mostly post mature works. There may still be some worksafe posts though. For my non-pony smut works visit my Ao3 page.