A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Just a fan of the show. Wouldn't call myself a brony, but I like it enough to write about it.

aka Mr. Chaos of the "Harry Potter: Pokemon Master Series", "Authors of Our Own Fate", and "A Man of Iron"

Just a shadow.

What the hell is a pony?

Abacadooby.

Just another zebracorn living in Ponyville. I wear a top hat! A small thing to know about me in terms of this site is this: I am a SUCKER for crossovers! Mainly those of the ones I'm familiar with.

I'm nothing special, but I am trying.

The last time I was in an orgy, three people died. It was a good day for me.

Machine-God be praised. Also, call me "Mago-Five" and I'll forcefully shove a chainblade mechadendrite up your rectum. I mean it. Don't do it.

Mentality: Wicked Age: Whatever I feel like Favorite hobbies: Ponies, superheroes, HTTYD, Kingdom Hearts, Crossovers and GAMES

"Who is more to be pitied, a writer bound and gagged by policemen or one living in perfect freedom who has nothing more to say?" - Kurt Vonnegut

A cartoon dog in a cartoon world

Also known as "TtheWriter" on youtube, if you're into Dungeons and Dragons stuff. :3

RIP DarkWing's Writing. We Hardly Knew Ye.