I am glad I did not mute the motherhood group.

Seriously. You would not believe the shit they think up without irony or anything. It is hilarious, without forcing me to read it. The desperation of some people who know they will never be pinned down by a campfire after three cups of bland alcohol, trying to cover both their chest and eyes while shouting "Don't look at me" but as much as their words may say no, their glowing with heat genitals say yes.

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But not very much.

Like, some roguelike dungeon crawly thingy
with skill trees
All aptly named like Pyrokinesis; "Fire has always been comforting to you."

As you go you level up these things and get more and more drastic powers.
But side effects start showing up like starting fires without you really wanting to do that.
Then your skill tree names start changing, like Pyromania; "If all burns, no one can hurt you."

You watch yourself become horrible, doing whatever evil is necessary to survive.

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bungee jumping ponies
but
but
it's EG versions
in like a mini PMV style of cancer
make it a meme pls.

Also going for a cable car-like thrill ride of being above the ground, then failing at highest point and falling
the death fappers will be pleased.

Unfortunately, this format is too small to contain it.

Well, that time again. Pull up a chair and tug it good. On that note, here's Sight.

That thing! No, this thing!

So here's another story I found in a bin. Apparently related to my novel and greatest story of all time, for some reason. Also it uses my characters, so at least I had to figure out for how much I can sue them.

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Thank God for me.

My only achievement I can be proud of is making zel wet in the comments of literally the worst story in the world.

And I say that knowing it is a hyperbole, because I have already seen worse.

Relevant wikipedia for lazy

I swear it's meant to be a fluff story about transdimensional unicorns. But then I was shown this and she hits all symptoms.

I should actually tag posts huh

If you know Midnight's true name, there is something more you may be interested in. Twilight mentioned digging a bit during her visit to Canterlot...